*SQUEAK-OO, SQUEAK-OO, SQUEAK-OO*
Here’s Courtney Stodden lotioning up her fake, pretend-teenage breasts in Malibu this week which is important news because melanoma is serious business and I’ve always thought of The Superficial as a health blog. Also, this set had this picture and this picture which, again, reaffirms my suspicions that maybe, just maybe there’s a God looking down upon us going, “Holy shit, these two are messed up. I’m gonna make the one dude touch the other dude’s penis.”
Photos: Coleman-Rayner
Where did her ass go? I think she pawned it and lost the receipt
Shauna Sand is looking fabulous these days.
Heidi and Spencer all over again.
HAHA! What a kidder. She can’t read!
I wish i had her body, except like smaller breasts. those wuld be heavy
She just looks confused… ” tofu?….. Well at least it says I should eat more nuts…. DOUG!!!
How long will it be until we start seeing nude pics of Courtney Stodden? She “officially” turns 18 in August. Maybe we should start a pool. I’ll take Playboy in the January 2013 issue, along with the cover shot.
It’s just by sheer chance that the book is right-side up.
Ugh, I can almost see up into her vagina.
She has zero muscle tone. None. No form whatsoever. She has a thin layer of body fat which at her young age hugs her frame (not for long). Bet mom is a fat nasty one and she soon will be VERY droopy.
I don’t want to imagine the stench
This dude is gayer than an Easter Basket. He has not once touched or looked at her the way a straight man looks at the woman he is boning.
”so eating animals is bad ? No more camel toe for Doug !”
wearing padded bras is like opening up a bag of chips.. its half empty… and seriously a let down lol
I feel sorry for this gal – she has some extreme mental health issues
whats up with the white lips? is she frothing at the mouth? rabies or white rock opium?
Where did her teeth go??
I’m confused by her breasts…
sumpin’s the matter with her left bewb…
it’s deflating.
Barbie feet
I don’t care how weird or creepy she is, that chick is hot. It’s a shame she married a gay man, not sure what that’s about.
Just came from work to the beach, so I’ll carry my stripper shoes with me.
I always pose while on the beach.
there, right there is where im going to put my penis. as soon as the creepyness ends and you become of legal age of course.
good like
heels on the beach. heels on the beach. heels on the beach. I can’t get over that…
Isn’t this technically child porn? She IS still underage, after all, and you can kind of see her nips… wtf.
same old staged garbage heidi montag put out there.
And both had rockin bodies…
ohh, and you’re fat.
Yaaaaawwwwwwwwwnnnn,
Another waste of time. Vapid piece of garbage.
That’s exactly how I read books on the beach too! One hand in the hair, riding an imaginary stallion.
who on earth walks like that?
meh… when will this chick stop stuffing her tops?
YESH!
“ewww this book is full of words”
without shoes 4′ 11″
“okay honey – time to get back in the bag.”
I bet as soon as she is of age, she’ll be dancing in strip clubs around america. She has the stripper look down.
She’s pretty much already doing it, just everywhere except the strip clubs, like family pumpkin events…
that’s some serious fking padding. girls are about to bust freeeeee.
A bangin’ body and a face to protect it.
A padded triangle top isn’t meant for big boobies like that. When the circumference of the padding is smaller than the boob behind it, you get that wierd-boob effect. Precisely why I always cut the padding out of my tops!
This dumbass kid need to amuse herself somehow. She’s not yet old enough to get into the local teen dance club.
Flat assed white chick
ironing board backside
I’m tired of magazines
Sayin’ flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
pretty sure that’s a can of hairspray she’s spraying onto her chest…. Oh wait! that’s how she gets those “rill” boobies to stay rock solid!