*SQUEAK-OO, SQUEAK-OO, SQUEAK-OO*
Here’s Courtney Stodden lotioning up her fake, pretend-teenage breasts in Malibu this week which is important news because melanoma is serious business and I’ve always thought of The Superficial as a health blog. Also, this set had this picture and this picture which, again, reaffirms my suspicions that maybe, just maybe there’s a God looking down upon us going, “Holy shit, these two are messed up. I’m gonna make the one dude touch the other dude’s penis.”
Photos: Coleman-Rayner
“Ummmmmmm- I wonder if doggy style still okay.”
Sunscreen not meant for protection of plastic & foam rubber.
Maybe it’s Armor-All.
Herpes: The gift that keeps on giving
The book she’s reading is “PETA’s College Cookbook” – wonder how much she got paid for that? (And she’s not old enough for college, so there’s that too.)
Dang! Another genital wart. That makes 3,000.
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It puts the Valtrex on its sore, or else it gets the hose some more.
Zovirax is a topically applied cream for various herpesvirus infections. Valtrex is taken orally.
Just a guess, but you live in LA, right?
you sound like you know what you’re talking about, Doc :) Just sayin’ …
Actually there are a few posters in this forum, McBeef being one of them, whose IQ’s are considerably higher than room temperature.
I’m thumbing that down, vito.
As usual, I’m going to insert it right here…
“Touching my wife’s 45-year-old vagina always puts a smile on my face!”
I always enjoy a good book while sitting in my hooker pose.
yes, that is also how i sit when i enjoy a book.
Nipple alert, we’re going to need confirmation.
Confirmed, yet weird location relative to rest of boobiness.
because it’s all padding…. you can always tell when the shadow under the boob is higher than the support underneath
You are a breast gazing specialist!
What’s the point of the internet if you can’t zoom in on the tits?
or, in this case, shadow = mostly body paint.
When’s she gonna get with the porn videos?
I’d watch as long as her creepy husband isn’t in them.
“Have you seen my black skully I always wear?”
Lose the damn stripper heels already. And the lipstick or whatever it is she puts on her lips. The late 80′s armband? She must have taken queues from Shauna Sand. I could go on but I know people don’t like reading walls of text.
The day you can convince a girl like Courtney that her lipstick is the wrong shade is the day pigs fly. You just have to let it go.
I honestly have no idea who this girl is, but if I saw her on a beach, I think I’d notice her.
Just once you’d think the photogs could capture Doug in a way that doesn’t make him look like a flaming homosexual. Oh, wait…
Ladies,
This photo has me deeply confused. And no, I’m not talking about my erection. It’s the left boob relative to the top….is that just some major padding going on there? Like a Miracle Bra of swimwear?
I agree with Deacon, we need some ladies in here to take a closer examination of her boobs and tell us men what exactly is going on here. Her left boob looks like it’s extending down quite a bit, is it padding, sunlight or angry weevils?
Totally beach weevils.
Possibly – I hear panty crickets have been known to migrate.
It looks like her bikini is made of airsickness bags and her tits just threw up in them.
I am a lady and that looks like padding to me, that is just an absurd position for a nipple
not if your 50..
Defiantly padding! I do the same thing! Now that i see this photo I will never wear padded bikinis.
“,,,let’s see, now wears that strap-on…OH, GOT IT! I found my skully!….I was looking for you…”
Where’s ? lol damned auto-correct ?
FFS Fish please stop posting about this ancient skank. She’s nobody … and you’re worse than tmz; you cover her more than THEY do, and that’s pretty fucking sad. Just stop.
Ah, Fish, don’t pay any attention to this guy. An occasional post of Courtney is OK as long as, from this point forward, you have at least one pic that shows some sliver of nipple.
yes it’s a shit ton of padding. I actually believe that she doesn’t have implants, she just wears ridiculous padded bras and swimsuits all the time to make it look like they’re bigger.
I wish she didn’t try so hard. I actually see a cute girl under there but she looks fucking ridiculous trying to be some sex pot. I really think she’s getting all her tips from porn and sex magazines. It’s only a matter of time…
And here I thought all you gave a shit about was Reese’s Pieces.
Uh, they’re fake, dude.
Lots and lots of padding. She’d look more proportioned, and therefore more attractive, without it.
she can piss in my face just so i can see where it came from
Not exactly “I’d pee in her butt” but it’s a nice change of pace.
“A blemish brewing on my buxom body blossoming into blisters!”
I enjoy the fact that the way the barista wrote “Doug” on that Starbucks cup makes it look like “Dong.”
That face is not 17 years old. 170 maybe.
What’s that there where you penis oughta be?
She’s sort of like a chocolate eclair in a donut shop. You know there’s nothing real about, you know it’s not good for you, but it has a sufficient visual appeal that, given the chance, you’d eat it.
Doug’s a bear claw.
But not the edible kind.
“Thanks baby, I love cheeseburgers!”
…wearing the latest in high-tech invisible hooker heels.
When I look at her… ‘meat eater’ def comes to mind
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Good Lord. It must be tough to go through life constantly stuck in “posing mode’.
I don’t want to want her, but I just do. She is sexy!!
I guess Kim Kuntrash stories are thin, so we gotta hear from Stodden, huh? Not that I blame Fish, we clicked on the links.
who is she ?
Do you not have Google?
she wore hills on the beach, and she wore sandals on the streets wow
For years I have wondered Coco would look like if she smoked crack.
That’s highly possible !
Interesting because I looked at her and thought of Coco.. lol.
Like everyone reads a book posed like that on the beach, eh ? That’s so fucking hilarious !! :D Oh, and please, take that goddamned “arm bracelet” and burn it.
the oldest looking “teen” ever
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At this point, I’m less disturbed by their relationship then I am by her seemingly permanent arm cuff.
IF I truly believed she was 17, I’d feel bad for her because she’d b al used up by 20, but since she’s clearly in her 40s, I’d call this a healthy mid life crisis…and one serious push up bathing suit!
She needs to do lunges or squats.
Or gentlemen’s presses.
Please tell me she ran out of sunscreen and that’s why there are two dark circular patches on her breasts…
Aaand there’s the padding.
In all seriousness I don’t think she is older than about 34-36.
Who knew semen came in spray form?
For a minute I thought if this 17 year old girl ever read all these comments she’d cry. After a minute I realized she probably reads all of these comments and then decides where she’s going to take her hooker heels tomorrow.
Who does she think she kids?
It amazes me how tacky this girl is…