BEST OF 2014: Courtney Stodden Plays The Field

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense. Complete nonsense. And I’m going to put it on every single one of these. You won’t even care!

JANUARY

Late last year, Courtney Stodden pretended to be single before eventually realizing nobody cares about anything except her breasts and admitting she was still with Doug Hutchison the whole time. Which is also a move that Heidi and Spencer tried to pull off, so I’m assuming it’s in the instruction manual for every new pair of cartoon breasts. “Your Laughably Large Tits And You – Chapter 1: Faking A Divorce For Even More Attention Even Though Your Nipples Are Visible From Space.”

Posted: 1.31.14

Original Post: Courtney Stodden’s Implants Are Playing The Field

Photos: Coleman-Rayner