It’s Courtney Stodden Doing Cartwheels In A Bikini
Courtney Stodden has been trying to be a lot of things she’s not lately: A brunette, a legitimate celebrity with a viable career, and someone who should sing in public. Which is why it’s nice to see her return to her original product description of a dumb blonde with huge cartoon tits. That’s all people want to see from her, and believe me, I’ve seen the numbers. So here’s Courtney doing cartwheels on the beach yesterday for no other reason than it makes her tits flop around. I guess she could be practicing to be a ninja, but I’m pretty sure her breasts squeaking together would ruin the element of stealth. Or make you think someone bought you balloons, and then POW, death in the face. So never mind, it’s definitely that.