It’s Courtney Stodden Doing Cartwheels In A Bikini

March 5th, 2014 // 54 Comments
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Courtney Stodden has been trying to be a lot of things she’s not lately: A brunette, a legitimate celebrity with a viable career, and someone who should sing in public. Which is why it’s nice to see her return to her original product description of a dumb blonde with huge cartoon tits. That’s all people want to see from her, and believe me, I’ve seen the numbers. So here’s Courtney doing cartwheels on the beach yesterday for no other reason than it makes her tits flop around. I guess she could be practicing to be a ninja, but I’m pretty sure her breasts squeaking together would ruin the element of stealth. Or make you think someone bought you balloons, and then POW, death in the face. So never mind, it’s definitely that.

Photos: Coleman-Rayner

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  1. Robb7

    Its amazing what you can teach your dog to do.

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    Cock Dr
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    She gives good comedy.

  3. Courtney Stodden Bikini Implants Cartwheel
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    Nice.

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    Cock Dr
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    She’ll do anything to ease the awful strain on her back from hauling around those whoppers.

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    I gotta admit, her body is pretty tight.

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    She actually looks genuinely happy in this photo.

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    “Hello Ocean? Can you make me a mermaid?”

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    I will forever be astounded by what my penis deemed as quite OK to dip itself inside of.

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    diego
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    Better get used to making that face, kiddo.

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    Jiminy Cryptic
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    She needs a pair of wraparound sunglasses and a pink Corvette and she’d be Angelyne 2.0

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    coljack
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    I hereby nominate her plastic surgeon for the Novel prize in medicine. How her implants don’t knock her unconscious during this maneuver is nothing short of a miracle.

  12. ben dover

    wake me when she does nude

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    Margaret
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    I like this set for some reasons.

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    Deacon Jones
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    Cant wait for the porn career.
    (In Bang Bros studio)
    “Hello, Ms Stoudden, please have a seat on ou–”

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    I see a movie co-staring James Deen in this girls near future.

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    LanaKane
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    “Hello Doug? Yeah…It’s me Courtney? Remember the broad who sucked what tiny little integrity you had left in your life? Well guess what I’m doing right now?? I’m at another glamorous photo shoot and I am peeing in the water at the Dockwieler public toilet!…I mean State Beach. The guys from Coleman-Raynor have no idea. And how are you? Have you sobered up enough to know that broad you’ve been banging is Mom and not me yet?? Hmm. Well good luck on that open call in L.A. Gotta go. Opportunity knocks. Or maybe that’s the hip replacement on my new boyfriend. Toodles!”

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    well, now sideboob is ruined for me. I guess I’ll always have anal prolapse though.

  18. No seriously, guys: If she’s 19, why are people still taking/buying pictures of her with her clothes on? (looking at you, Fish…)

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    joe
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    Do I have a wedgie? no, how ’bout now?

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    Ken
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    Did she just answer a bottle of suntan lotion?

  21. Oh, Fish. Will you never tire of pictures of this dope dicking around on the beach?

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    How did she not knock herself out with those phony funbags?

  23. lawn

    Thank God this isn’t a video.

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    Icehawg
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    Seriously, I sure hope those 15 minutes were worth the next 40 years of your life.

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    Ruth
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    I hope I look that good when I reach 53.

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    Dr Plaid
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    Super Bimbo is about to take off and save some D-list party from boredom. Her work here at the beach is done.
    Her super power is not knowing how much of a joke she is despite how wildly obvious it is, and no matter how much people laugh and point, she is oblivious to it.
    She also has the power to magically summon someone to take pictures of her in random places like the beach and pumpkin patches without having to pay for it.

  27. wow

    Thanx. I needed that.

  28. christina

    Polly wolly doodle all day. When the hell will media attention stop being given to this dimwitted no talent wannabe skank?

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    Cupcake
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    She looks fabulous in this pic.

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    Cupcake
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    Another great pic.

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    You have to admire how she can enjoy having giant oversized tits and how we get to watch her enjoy it. Then take somebody like Heidi Montag and all she does is complain about how her back hurts now she’s addicted to pain killers.

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    This is a sure fire sign of giant tits, when you can see them from behind.

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    Randy
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    Will she just do porn already?

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    Jentilly
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    Is she 40?

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    Those tits look so painful! And her hair looks like hay. Gross.

  36. Mrs Opinionated

    She looks like a beaten up, middle aged alcoholic who´s acting like an ass and trying way to hard to get the attention of a random rich douche to pay for her next nip n tuck.

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    Did she retreat to a smaller implant? Either way, she looks considerably better since her parasite was removed.

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    C’mon, Courtney. It’s time to drop all trou and tops and show us what you’re working with. You know you will eventually. So do it now while some of us old fuckers are still waking up on the right side of the grass.

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    Little Tongue
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    “I believe I can flyyyyyyyyy”

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    PassingTrue
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    I think gravity just established its default position

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    Sideboob should never be seen from the back.

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    Matt
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    you guys have to admit, it’s a nice ass.

  43. Her boobs are twice the size of her liitle flat ass

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