Here are shots of Courtney Stodden just lounging around the house which apparently we’re supposed to believe are happening without her knowledge because nothing says sexpot like “Teehee! What’s a stranger?” Seriously, you’re looking right at the guy, don’t keep reading! Okay, good, get back in the house, smart thinki- and, holy shit, she did not just put on heels. We’re going to see a rape-baby get made. This is how rape-babies get made. I immediately regret this post.
Photos: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner
































your chicken cutlets are showing…
dumb bitch
Man, this girl is broke looking. I’d be scared to fuck her with YOUR dick.
GET THOSE BREAST IMPLANTS ALREADY!
stop filling those oversized bras with socks.
I can’t help laughing every time I see her in these bras.
You can leave your hat on..
I’d motorboat the hell outta those B cups. Or E cups if you go by the bra size.
Hmm…I’ve seen my share of CS but can the girl realize she looks pretty without makeup? And that cup size is wrong…someone…please…natural looking boobs in the right cup size look so much better!
Hey, don’t worry bout the tangled-up dog you are dragging behind you. We all know you’re in a rush to get to your interview at the strip club, fight? I mean that’s really the only explanation for this…. Whatever the fuck THIS is…
The top is way to large for her
She wears GG cup bra’s with C size teats. WTF ?
I see a cow and a hairless mole rat. Where’s the dog?
Anyonr notice the book this whore is reading is Pin Ups step by step guide to an up and cumming under aged hooker?? hahaa hilarious!
Well at least she found where she truly belongs…With the rest of the trash.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall..