So Who Wants To Pretend They Broke Into Courtney Stodden’s House To Ogle Her In A Bikini?

The Superficial / January 31, 2013

Here are shots of Courtney Stodden just lounging around the house which apparently we’re supposed to believe are happening without her knowledge because nothing says sexpot like “Teehee! What’s a stranger?” Seriously, you’re looking right at the guy, don’t keep reading! Okay, good, get back in the house, smart thinki- and, holy shit, she did not just put on heels. We’re going to see a rape-baby get made. This is how rape-babies get made. I immediately regret this post.

Photos: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner