So Who Wants To Pretend They Broke Into Courtney Stodden’s House To Ogle Her In A Bikini?

January 31st, 2013 // 85 Comments

Here are shots of Courtney Stodden just lounging around the house which apparently we’re supposed to believe are happening without her knowledge because nothing says sexpot like “Teehee! What’s a stranger?” Seriously, you’re looking right at the guy, don’t keep reading! Okay, good, get back in the house, smart thinki- and, holy shit, she did not just put on heels. We’re going to see a rape-baby get made. This is how rape-babies get made. I immediately regret this post.

Photos: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner


  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    Her fake ass bolt ons aren’t even close to big enough for those walmart full figure bikini tops she keeps trying to fill.

  2. Kodos

    Never apologize for a post!

    Besides, God loves rape-babies too, right?

  3. Courtney Stodden Bikini
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    Does her mommy know she’s wearing her bra?

  4. Courtney Stodden Bikini
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    Nice try with the staged pictures but epic fail since SHE CAN’T READ!

  5. alex

    So in this post we’re discussing “rape babies” and last post we’re discussing “gunning down” that Pastor with an assault rifle.

    I know you love your freedom of speech and that you would be quick to raise a middle finger to someone trying to censor you, however, I find this to be a tiny-bit similar to that info-graphic that FOX show used a while back, putting people in a crosshairs. Remember that? And then Gabrielle Gifford got the top of her head shot off by some nut. I didn’t think they were related but some people made that connection.

    Yeah its your right to be as douchey as you like, I for one normally love it, but maybe you should reserve the rape talk and pro-murder via assault rifle chit-chat for a more deserving post. Just one fat guy’s opinion…

    • The Garbage Man

      I, too, have difficulty distinguishing between a satirical blog about celebrities and programs on a television network dedicated to news.

    • Speaking of crosshairs, I was really hoping these were taken by an actual stalker and the last one would be her in a crosshair and then we wouldn’t have to deal with this trash anymore.

  6. Courtney Stodden Bikini
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    Ray Lewis is going to beat her ass when he finds out she made a bra out of his knee pads.

  7. Cock Dr

    Triple X porn or GTFO.

  8. tuliplady

    So sad how hard this girl tries.

  9. Courtney Stodden Bikini
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    the only thing that seems to be true full size on her are those vag lips that are hanging down about ready to hit the floor.

  10. grobpilot

    Are we supposed to believe she can actually read? Maybe it’s just a picture book?

  11. stephe

    I wonder if the book she is reading is just a picture book, or if she is trying to fool everyone into thinking she can actually read?

  12. c’mon, if this was staged, she would be wearing that awful gold arm band thing she can’t seem to ever take off.

    • Not to mention it doesn’t seem like she’s wearing any of that gawd-awful lipstick she likes to ugly herself up with. But then, there are those fucking shoes…

  13. Courtney Stodden Bikini
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    My CSI ball cap is on: Clearly you can tell the extensive words on the pages is giving her a migraine hence her action of massaging the temple area. Case CLOSED

  14. Courtney Stodden Bikini
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    The book put her to sleep!

  15. Courtney Stodden Bikini
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    She wishes she filled out any of the bras she owns…

  16. Courtney Stodden Bikini
    George P Burdel
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    She is reading a picture book and her lips are moving

  17. Courtney Stodden Bikini
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    I used to stuff my bra when I was younger, too.

  18. Courtney Stodden Bikini
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    who does she think she is fooling with that huge fucking padded bra – embrace your small tits!!!

  19. Courtney Stodden Bikini
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    That’s how I usually relax when I’m reading

  20. Courtney Stodden Bikini
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    Uh, this bra is a little big

  21. archphoenix

    She’s “reading” a book about pin up girls. *massive eye roll*

  22. Courtney Stodden Bikini
    Mario Starr
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    That dog’s testicles are bigger than that senior citizen that she married.

  23. Courtney Stodden Bikini
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    This sky., this blue…
    Here, now, everywhere, nowhere.
    too hot, too not
    Cry. Cry
    It’s OK.

  24. Courtney Stodden Bikini
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    get rid of these entire page ad links. i’m tired of clicking on them when I just want to bring focus back to this window.

  25. Courtney Stodden Bikini
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    That poor dog.

  26. Courtney Stodden Bikini
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    You know she is actually kinda pretty when she doesn’t have all the makeup on,

  27. Courtney Stodden Bikini
    President Vidor
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    Seems to have all the right stuff.. but she is much less than the sum of her parts. Bottom line: ugly whore.

  28. Courtney Stodden Bikini
    your mom
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    Hahaha! She can’t read…

  29. Klein

    She doesn’t look so discussing here.

  30. Chubby Moose

    So Who Wants To Pretend Courtney Stodden Knows How To Read?

  31. Klein

    Must be the hat, it covers half her face.

  32. I don’t get her, she is decent looking and young. Why not get a more successful and famous man and also get real fake breasts. Clearly she wants big cartoonish boobs, so why not just get them already?

  33. Courtney Stodden Bikini
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    Uh, I think we all knew it would eventually end like this, but so soon?

  34. Courtney Stodden Bikini
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    This is completely and utterly ridiculous.

  35. WhiskeyDust

    What a waste of skin.
    Like a Lohan or a Kardashian or a Teen Mom………
    Wow… GOD would disapprove of our wasting skin this badly.
    Shame on these skin-wasters.

  36. Courtney Stodden Bikini
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    shorty i’m all about dat gap

  37. Courtney Stodden Bikini
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    thats my dog-walking outfit too

  38. Okay, who swapped the dust cover on her copy of One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish?

  39. Courtney Stodden Bikini
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    Wait, is that an Italian Greyhound? Do I have the same kind of dog as her? Goddammit…

  40. Courtney Stodden Bikini
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    Despite the ill-fitting bra, I’d still hit that like a runaway freight train

  41. Courtney Stodden Bikini
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    That right tit is seriously misshapen. Weird. But, yeah, her face is actually really pretty without sh!t tons of make-up!

  42. Courtney Stodden Bikini
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    She actually looks kinda hot in this pic.

  43. Courtney Stodden Bikini
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    Love the dog, is that a miniature Greyhound? And what about the one wearing heels?

  44. kery

    She looks like a whore and her bra is padded . Why don’t you get fake breasts you can afford it.

  45. cc

    My goodness, she’s not reading ‘A Brief History of Time’?

  46. Courtney Stodden Bikini
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    now the dog has stds

  47. Deja

    She shouldn’t look so beat for her age!

  48. Donna Henderson

    I’m APPALLED at your cavalier use of the term “rape baby”. Not only have you turned the feminist movement backwards approximately 50 years for perpetuating the Cro-Magnon notion that women will, might, [or should] get raped for wearing provocative clothing [or, in the case of these photos of Ms. Stodden: a bikini bathing suit], but then you shamelessly shove the photos in our faces for profit and to keep your pathetic occupation as a “blogger” [or whatever the hell you consider yourself]. It doesn’t escape me, either, that you neglected to add your name to take credit for your insensitive/crude/provocative post because cowards like you always hide behind their superficial anonymities. If Ms. Stodden — or any other woman — is ever, God forbid, raped because of your insinuative post, may it weigh on your conscious that you possibly had a hand in provoking such a nightmarish consequence. If you’re a man, you’re a pathetic excuse for manhood. If you’re a woman, you should be ashamed for throwing your own gender under the proverbial bus. Have YOU ever been raped, Sir/Madam? It is NOT a joke to be taken lightly. I assure you. The Superficial and Buzzmedia should take responsibility for this irresponsible post as well. There’s a fine line between “free speech” and “hate speech”. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

  49. Courtney Stodden Bikini
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    i fucked her in the ass

  50. Courtney Stodden Bikini
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    someone please push this cunt.

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