Courtney Stodden in a Bikini: Episode 1 The Airbrushed Menace

October 3rd, 2011 // 330 Comments

Welcome to Part 1 in our two-part series “Courtney Stodden: Kid Prostitute.” Here she is in Los Angeles fulfilling the sacred rite of passage for starring in a reality show: Canned bikini photos. Except these are way more messed up than anything Heidi & Spencer could ever possibly imagine thanks to the inclusion of airbrushed abs and child bride lap dances. On that note, I’d like to welcome our new Mormon readers to the site, who found us by Googling “child bride lap dances.” The prophet Joseph Smith would be proud according to these gold plates only I can see under my desk so you know I’m not making this up.

Photos: GSI Media

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  1. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    quasi
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    Ok..why is the obviously retarded child, raised on “Jersey Shore”, being let out into the world after being dressed by Hugh Hefner? Somebody tell her to not were a damn super absorbent pad with a bikini…wtf?

  2. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Mia
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    what the hell is with the ghost face, in all the pics she looks photoshopped

  3. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    eww
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    That’s a mighty fine velociraptor impression you’ve got going on there.

  4. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    stfu
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    she drew the lines above her boobs just like how she drew the lines on her abs. you can tell. the “shadow” isnt blended

  5. Lily

    Oh my, maybe if she took off 10 lbs of make-up, she might look her age.

  6. This isn’t going to end well for Percy.

  7. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    JANE
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    in love with the fact that her bikini top is 15 sizes too big,.. she is one ball of EW

  8. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    FrankDodd
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    He’s getting ready to blow her!

  9. Oodie

    Well, at LEAST he looks ashamed. I mean, he’s pitiful.

  10. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    lisaloo
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    yo she’s orange too!

  11. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Commented on this photo:

    this person(the fake blonde) seriously scares me. You must be so obsessed with money and have zero brain cells to actually have sex with a man that is your fathers age. A doctor asked me out, yes he was rich, but he was my dads age. i did not find him attractive at all. How does she have sex with him without crying and wishing she was somewhere else? that puta!

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    Raaaaaaaa
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    well her teeth are certainly natural, her mum was right about one thing at least

  13. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Jenni
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    Her boobs are totally fake .. if you look at the youtube video when she was in a pagent 2 years ago at age 14 they are MUCH MUCH smaller and even then obviously pushed up in the pagent bikini. Your boobs dont grow 4 sizes in 2 years unless you are having a baby .. get real!!

  14. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Pip pip cheery-o
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    Double D
    Dumb as Dogshit

  15. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    GinJonny
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    i…..
    see……
    penises…..

  16. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    hahaha
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    ha, cant you people see that she has her boobs pushed up and stuffed in that bikini top, to the point where you can see her nipples in every side shot? they are definitely not fake, she has good sized ones, but not as big as she portrays them to be…

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    meat
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    Where is the sex tape. I mean it looks like there’s lucite around.

  18. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    pascale
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    Hahaha, good call on the invisible plates.

  19. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Meh
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    Gah, she is so skanky! Blecch.

  20. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    reformed_druid
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    Tell me again how old she is supposed to be. Cause I still say she looks about 10 years older than she claims.

    He has got to be the creepiest guy on the planet though. If she though marrying this guy was going to help her career, man is she in for a shock. Someone would need to help him with his first. Maybe it was the other way around, maybe he thought marrying her would help his career. The way she looks, I doubt that one too.

  21. me

    her bikini top is SOOOOOO padded, look at it from the side

  22. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    anon
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    Pics 8 and especially 13 have actually convinced me that this child is only 17. Additionally, I think her breasts are real, albeit pushed up almost beyond belief (in some of the pics, it appears that she has a 2nd bra underneath, or maybe those stick-on things). When this Courtney/Doug thing came out I did genuinely think it was a con of some sort, and that she was in her early-mid 30′s. Now, I believe that she’s just a relatively pretty 17-year old child, who has not had plastic surgery, but who has had some kind of horrifically misguided upbringing.

    Prior to seeing this picture set, I had a jaded kind of bemusement towards this whole thing, thinking it was some kind of farcical setup. I am now utterly disgusted. Doug is sexually involved with a child. Courtney has suffered from exposure to such skewed values that she believes what she is doing is positive. This whole situation is repellent.

    Courtney’s nipples are visible in some of these shots. They still display the characteristic puffiness of associated with breast bud development. She is definitely still a minor. The pics where her nipples are visible should be removed, as I believe that publishing them may constitute a violation of U.S. child protection/internet pornography laws.

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    mistermen
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    LOL her feet

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    erin
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    the tan lines on her feet! LOL

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    mindy
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    I’m loving the band-aid tan lines on her arm. At least we know these pictures weren’t photoshopped… just poorly set up.

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    leftsidedwit
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    I personally think she bears a high resemblance to a young Farrah Fawcett or Brittney Spears, maybe even a young Heather Locklear back in their heyday!!!

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    Jack Ketch
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    Jesus, that “crotch” is either hairy as hell or there’s a sanitary pad down there … either way, gross.

  28. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    mo
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    How cute. She’s sitting on her fathers lap.

  29. Ugh

    What’s weird is that I’m not sure for whom this relationship is more disgusting. I mean, he was a memorable character on X-Files and Lost… and has probably done other things as well. Sure he’s creepy and a bit on the old side, but she’s… well… look at her!

  30. Lydia

    I know some mentioned that it looked like she’s wearing a pad or something..but in the photos where she’s bent over it looks like a tampon is popping out!

    either way, i have seen some girls here in LA who look super used up like this chick before they hit 21, but that’s cause they overtanned, drank and fucked their way through high school. this girl saying she was a virgin when she got married is bullshit

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    bubbastix
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    I would bang this girl so hard… everyday until my dick fell off.

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    Ohgawdmyeyes
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    looks like she is a he.. is that a penis i see?

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    Ohgawdmyeyes
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    and those abs are painted on wtf thats so sad..

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    Heather
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    you can see where she had a band-aid on during the spray tan… upper left arm. i’m sure it had cartoon characters on it. classy.

  35. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Deryn
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    “Don’t get wet, honey! Your ‘abs’ will come off!”

  36. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Deryn
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    “You fly back to school now, little Stodden. Fly fly fly.”

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    shan danger
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    someone call the NSF it looks like leather handbags have become animatronic meth smoking famewhores.

  38. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Ponkur
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    Why am I still looking through these? What can I possibly think it might achieve?

    • Felix Unger

      its a train wreck, i cant look away… she is 17 freaking yrs old. why do i get to see her areolas? i could go to jail!!!!

  39. cutthecrap

    Not sure which weirdo is creepier!

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    Dial
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    She is nice! Very nice to see that there are people out there who are able to enjoy their life without constant competition, which is a product of poor self esteem. Oh, sorry. Probably too complicated sentence for many ppl with these negative opinions.. :P

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    Liz
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    She made it look like she has hair on her upper stomach. lol

  42. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Liz
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    Wow, didn’t know he had a gut. Kind of makes the whole thing sadder.

  43. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Liz
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    Oh come on, there’s plenty wrong with her, but nothing is wrong with her teeth. You guys are crazy

  44. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    splashsos
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    Looks like she got ‘her’ tuck game pretty tight on most of these pics…….but on others where u can see her bikini bottoms from the back…it looks like she has a small penis……….

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    Doh!
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    If ‘hot’ were bottled, she’d be a glass world.

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    Piehole
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    I think shes nasty. Her roots do match her eyebrows and liner. She looks desperate, like she needs to eat a few meals, and frazzled.

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    Kandi
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    Her penis is like Lady Gaga’s, its just a “little one” lol

  48. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Kandi
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    OMG, yup, no question at all!

  49. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Felix Unger
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    I think i am going to jail.. i see areola…

  50. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Felix Unger
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    So natural.. her in heels him barefoot…. ewwww

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