Welcome to Part 1 in our two-part series “Courtney Stodden: Kid Prostitute.” Here she is in Los Angeles fulfilling the sacred rite of passage for starring in a reality show: Canned bikini photos. Except these are way more messed up than anything Heidi & Spencer could ever possibly imagine thanks to the inclusion of airbrushed abs and child bride lap dances. On that note, I’d like to welcome our new Mormon readers to the site, who found us by Googling “child bride lap dances.” The prophet Joseph Smith would be proud according to these gold plates only I can see under my desk so you know I’m not making this up.
Photos: GSI Media
If her abs were really real from working out, then her ass and backside wouldn’t look so squishy. They forgot to paint the backside…
Either it’s airbrushed or she has rickets.
Thats actually not a nipple but where she is where padded inserts inside of her padded push up
Shes trying so hard to be Pamela Anderson , she even wears that stupid cuff thing Pam used to wear.
Why the hell does he have only one pant leg rolled up?!
Also, his face says: “I came.”
My god, RealDoll technology has advanced by leaps and bounds…. but they still don’t look like they’re really alive.
She looks like she has been eaten by a bear and shit off a cliff.
Gross. I don’t want to hear about this fucking weirdo.
There is no one to blame, but us. We begged to have Heidi and Spencer go away and instead they’ve been replaced by these tools. God is funny like that.
True enough.
nice penis
That ham wallet looks beat to hell for a seventeen year-old.
seriously. what is going on with her penis. i’m just saying.
Average looking brunette + bleach + fake tits = hot?
The “Make A Wish” Foundation fulfilled Lil Dougie’s last wish… a lap dance from a teenage skank. Now, back to chemo Dougie.
+1
Hahaha I like her “abs” she should probably get a qualified spray tanner to make her abs look less noticeably fake or actually work out on them abs.
Respectfully not touching her privates so she’ll let him do it later.
When life hands you cancer nothing says “stay positive” like a plastic gold digger.
Without airbrushing, the whole rest of her body looks like that elbow.
Loving the band-aid mark…Hepatitis vaccine?
I like how her eyeliner matches her hair roots.
She can pay for ab-tanning (or maybe Doug did it?) but she can’t trim the beaver beard?
i would cum so fast inside this nubile whore, you could use it to prove Einstein wrong
hmm…the theory of nutshot relativity eh?
I’m not sure if I’m happy to see almost a nipple or sad to realize that fake tits aren’t enough, she needs a fake bra as well.
51 year old c-list tv character actor finds out bubbly 16 year old wife is actually a 31 year old trailer park single mom of 3 erotic dancer named “Viagriala” at Jeb’s Truck Stop Bar&Grill.
hilarity ensues.
Woo that bikini top is padded to the max! You can see where the nipples are!
Her mottled skin and ratty hair makes her look like she has mange. OK, I’d bounce my nuts off her chin, but she looks really fuckin’ used for 16. Who’s the retard with her?
just one simple question.
…………..is he rich?
if so: F*CK THE *SSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!
This girl is SIXTEEN. IMAGINE what a mess she’ll look like at 30! She already looked like she’s been through the ringer, and apparently she thinks this looks sexy. Aak! Her frontal lobe hasn’t even developed yet!
it’s there, it’s just tucked away…..
About as sexy as cold margarine …
LMAO
Implants placed way too high … I don’t think they’ve even dropped yet …
asdasdasd
Sloth love Chunk!
it’s a tuck!!! i thought so!!
17 yes but a hard ridden, haggard 17. Fake boobs? probably not, just a major (ill fitting) push up bra, but she is showing nipplage on 12 and 40. Air brush? def not, just a bad suntan sprayer in abs area other wise they would have air brushed her vitaligo on her arms. Skanky? for sure. They will be divorced either during their show or as soon as it ends
Her tits are a lot smaller than the bra but actually look pretty decent themselves. if she got a nice thin small bra that fit her chest nice and let a little nip show through that would probably look a lot better. her nips looks nice and pink. also her ass isn’t half bad in these.
if she is 17 she has one hell of a untoned body, my wife is 35 and her body is wayyyyy tighter and less floppy than this girl…crazy shit.
i dont like this girl but her body is not un toned…
Oh my word she is so freaking wrecked! Meth face much?
OMG look at her cheesy spray on abs.. Like really.. PLEASE
Yep sure those are REAL… Really WTF who do they think there fooling..
Uhhhh so gross this makes me wanna vomit!
realityishardtits if you don’t see nipplage on 12 and 40 you need to get your eyes checked. there is more also but those 2 shots are very clear
U can still see the padded inserts even if her nips are showing , her boobs are like 3 inches away from the inside of that top and sry but only a few pictures of her is enough, I feel a mix of disgust, pity and stickiness for her .
Gross….child porn. You can see nipple.
Wow, terrible photoshop on the legs! FDR had better looking legs at 60 and he had Polio.
Wait – those legs aren’t photoshopped, are they.
Did she color-by-numbers her “abs?”
Ok, am I the only one who thinks it looks like she has a dick and balls in most of these pics? seriously- look at it ppl!
You are not the only one who thinks that :/ It’s a bit creepy
is he correcting her form??
Actually, I think he just came.
Man, she looks like a dried-up piece of jerky with tits. Sitting on another piece of dried-up jerky. With tits.
Maybe it’s just me but – I swear it looks like this girl has had a baby. In some of the pictures it looks like she has a faded c-section scar and her stomach looks like she’s had one. If that’s true, its even less likely this girl is actually 17. Which was already at about 0%.
Occasionally… even 6 year olds get pregnant… which is disturbing for many, many reasons.
she looks so jacked for a 17 year old
If she’s 17 (and I’m still not buying it), then she’s gonna look like Betty White inside of 5 years.
Don’t offend Betty White
While she was at it, why didn’t she airbrush the skin disease off of her arm?
^ agree