America has a lot of problems right now. Our gun laws are murderously lax to the point where you can just shoot a black kid for carrying Skittles and get away with it, a legitimate potential presidential candidate literally wants to make porn illegal thanks to every single red state declaring war on the female vagina until it becomes nothing more than a walking cattle chute for babies, and probably most alarming to me because I’m a white male who really doesn’t worry about that other stuff if I don’t want to, our current president has offered to do everything in his power to facilitate the making of an Entourage movie. Except despite all that adversity, this is still a country where a young, once-innocently beautiful girl like Courtney Stodden can watch reality stars on her TV sexualize their way to fame and untold riches and follow in their footsteps by turning herself into an erotic fiction tweeting child-bride that people will swear was born a boy. So we may not get everything right, America, but dammit, we get it right where it count- Holy shit, stray bullet! Quick, hand me a vagina without a baby in it to use as a shield!
Photos: Coleman-Rayner
Not a fucking clue
C’mon, Fish. Your audience doesn’t want to see or hear about this skank. Stop acting like Perez Hilton by ignoring what we want: No more Stodden.
But in these days of stress and trouble I think we can all join together to have a good chuckle at Courtney’s expense! There’s something to be said for pointing and laughing. Takes the edge off.
Stick a big suction cup dildo to the top of the surfboard, I bet she would then stay on it fine and be able to ride the big one….
She’s a trainwreck and very unappealing.
He ass is disappointing compared to the rest of her body. It’s too flat for me.
I saw her there in Malibu.. She is way hot in person.
She is smoking hot in person. I saw her at the beach too
her ass is as flat as a pancake… pretty much non existent… how is that a nice ass?
You’ve obviously got a fat gross ass! Congratulations, jealousy is a bitch.
I like a girl i can hang out to, so i guess the tits would work IF they weren’t fake, so really she has nothing to offer me that i’d desire. but that was a hilarious and well written blog post.
Jesus lady! Quit padding your fucking tits and just work with what you’ve got! Dumbass bitches!
She’s still wearing those chicken cutlets to make her boobs look bigger. The zoom function confirmed it for me. Don’t tell me your sugar daddy can’t afford them for you?
Hot!!!!!
These are the dumbest pics I have ever seen! It’s like me putting on scrubs and thinking i’m a doctor. What surfer would wear that suit? it would be off after one wave. This chick is beat!
Arm Cuff? The 90′s called…
this broad is so hopelessly average. It was mildly intriguing when she was a child bride, but the second she turns 18 she ceases to be remotely intriguing.
Tell me you don’t really believe that child bride shit…
How many more times is this dumb twat going to go out in bikinis where her bra-stuffing is showing? fuck. every single pic I see of this chick, you can see her wonderbra components.
You would think she’s heard about things like HD, zooming, the existence of the internet…but no.
It is a sad day indeed the one you find yourself missing the poise and class of one Heidi Montag.
What an extreme skank!!!!
So I grab this big long thingie, walk out in the water with it, put it down so they can take pics of me surfing! Wait, this thing floats?
Yeah, we all can get new boobs (love mine) but only some of us can figure out the correct tone of foundation to plaster on our faces!
LORD HAVE MERCY I THOUGHT SHE WENT OUT TO PLAY IN THE TRAFFIC,. HAVE NOT SEEN HER UGLY FACE IN AGES AND THOSE TWO FAKE BUCKETS HANGING OFF HER CHEST. GAG ME WITH A SPOON. SEND HER BACK OUT TO PLAY IN THE TRAFFIC OR WHATEVER. RATHER LOOK AT OTHERS WHO ARE NORMAL.
So does she actually even surf? Or just run around posing with a board while people take pictures? She must have realized her make up will wash off if her face gets wet…
thank you god
Was she in Elle recently? I’m prttey sure the fashion spread I was flipping through today had her in it. Usually I zip right past fashion spreads in magazines, but something about her face had me stop and stare at her. I don’t know if I think she’s prttey or not, but she is definitely interesting to look at.
“HOT DAMN”!!! I could die by suffication between those prime WATERMELONS…
I’d bone that YOUNG ASS, silly!
The way you punctuated made it sound really gay, silly!
C’mon! Like half the audience here doesn’t already fap to her SFW pics…
Now, if you’ll excuse me, she *is* in a receiving position…
SO she was 16/17 in the “dear Santa” shoot?
I should stop thinking my college’s son girlfriend is a slut.
Who the fuck is this whore??
Sorry Miss, you’re cited for criminally excessive vamping. You can accept a fine, incarceration, or you can make one or more porn flicks…guess which one we prefer?
Wow!
Wish I was the on tied to her ankle.
That is exactly the perfect position for a woman like this.
I wouldproudly run that up my flag pole.