Courtney Stodden in a Bikini 2: Child Bride Harder

October 3rd, 2011 // 279 Comments

As promised, here’s Part 2 of our two-part series “Courtney Stodden: Straight Out Da Joy Book.” Or “Exhibit B” as it’ll later be known when she steals all this guy’s money, and her body is discovered to be a man’s after it’s pulled out of a suitcase. “I shoulda known something was wrong when she kept peeing standing up, but damn, teenage tits, amirte? Eh?” *points at juror box* “That guy’s got daughters. He knows what’s up.”

Photos: GSI Media

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  1. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    McGee
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    32 year old gym bunny, if ever… still, I bet she can pull some impressive Kegels if you buy her jewelry.

  2. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    McGee
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    There’s just something tragicomic about getting a boob-job BEFORE needed dental work. Bang a gong…

  3. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    McGee
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    I’m not gonna lie… those curvy hips and fake tan make me want to BANG HER LIKE A DRUM!

  4. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    McGee
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    Let’s face it, part of her attraction is that she’s PETITE, in an age of out of control OBESITY.

    Get a clue my American sisters: LOSE THAT WEIGHT, BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY! So many other wimminz being fat just increases the “market value” of beetches like C. Stodden.

  5. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    McGee
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    I think they take the same hired photog with them EVERYWHERE they “go”.

  6. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    McGee
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    Platform heels… appropriate everywhere, lmao.

  7. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Bh
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    U really need to learn how to make out gramps

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