Courtney Stodden in a Bikini 2: Child Bride Harder

As promised, here’s Part 2 of our two-part series “Courtney Stodden: Straight Out Da Joy Book.” Or “Exhibit B” as it’ll later be known when she steals all this guy’s money, and her body is discovered to be a man’s after it’s pulled out of a suitcase. “I shoulda known something was wrong when she kept peeing standing up, but damn, teenage tits, amirte? Eh?” *points at juror box* “That guy’s got daughters. He knows what’s up.”

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