As promised, here’s Part 2 of our two-part series “Courtney Stodden: Straight Out Da Joy Book.” Or “Exhibit B” as it’ll later be known when she steals all this guy’s money, and her body is discovered to be a man’s after it’s pulled out of a suitcase. “I shoulda known something was wrong when she kept peeing standing up, but damn, teenage tits, amirte? Eh?” *points at juror box* “That guy’s got daughters. He knows what’s up.”
Photos: GSI Media
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oh look, a picture of me.
nice spray on abs.
can’t tell at all … HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!
her abs and overall body shape are markably older looking than any 17 year old should, or 25 year old for that matter. such a joke, tired of this fame ho, can someone just find her real birth certificate already??
tits are fake, 100%, look at their curve on-top…..cause they profile out from her body. real boobs fall downwards, much like a tear drop, its really quite easy to spot the difference after studying a few cases!
-sincerely,
the daughter of a plastic surgeon
Yes, children do enjoy sitting on the shoulders of adults.
Have we started taking bets as to the sex tape will surface?
“An’ I had a full house, an’ her dad had three tens, an’ he said, ‘I ain’t got no $4,000, man; what about you take this here instead’, and I swept ‘er up right then and there carried ‘er home jes’ like this.”
thats a pretty good the pop-razzi got there. thats how I likem and how I likem to act. whorey. period. – DTM
neh… I like the trashy teeth. (wink) – DTM
I smell daddy issues. Among other things.
Shauna Sand walking out of the fountain of youth. It took about 3 years off her.
Look at those toes. Absolutely delish.
The new Speidi.
Flatbutt is flat
Has anyone else noticed that her boobs are waaaaaaayyyy too small for that bikini top? There are huge gaps all over the place and it looks like they’re padded up so much that her nips are almost busting out of the top. I swear I can see a little areola in some of these pics. Also, the curve at the top is totally airbrushed on. I used to think her tits were 100% fake, but after seeing how giant that top is and the airbrushing, I’m not so sure…
This. If she took out the padding, I think she could fit her hands or even an arm in the free space in that bra.
ew…
she said shes never had work done..more like never been to work
So her feet just permanently look like that?
Yes. Like Barbie feet. Only hers are more plastic.
Are her abs airbrushed?
I wish I had more hands so I could give those titties FOUR thumbs down… :)
Why all the negative comments? I have no idea who this girl is but I think she’s a cutie & not in a pervy way. Really, if you guys think she’s ugly you must have some super hot 10+ women for girlfriends or you’re all queers! I doubt you guys even have 3s for girlfriends if you have any, but that’s just my opinion!
Doug is facing the wrong way.
yeah, her boobs totally look real.
Apparently silicone weighs more than human flesh.
Haha most awkward picture of the bunch. As if they didn’t know there was paparazzi. Oh my, whatever shall we do! Oh, I know, wear high heels in the SAND.
No one under the age of 40 wears those hideous arm bracelets. Nice try.
She forgot to spray tan her foot..
have you heard them in an interview…
Celb retards…
There is no WAY those boobs are real….hey all let’s just put our heels and make up and go to the beach…lol
“Yes, we have confirmed that Courtney’s breasts are real and that her vagina is large enough to queef out a grown man.”
Fish, the site’s not working: I keep clicking on “View Original”, but I never see her body pre-surgery.
Yup, those are real boobs… Is lying her ass off a sport for this bitch? 17 my ass!!! Which by the way is 32 and looks 10 times better than this bitch’s.
“Daddy’s getting tired, honey. I’m just going to prop my chin here for a moment.”
That may be the best “proof” right there that she could be telling the truth about not having implants. The bra cup is WAY bigger than the boob coming out of it.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
“When I think about me, I touch myself.”
her boobs arent realy that big if you pay attention. she has normal sized boobs for a girl her age, perky and firm.. its the bras that she wears to make them appear larger.
for girls her age? LOL
You actually believe she’s 17
haahhahahahah
I’d fire off a “nipple alert!” but after looking at those abs, it’s probably sprayed on.
You can see her boobs in some pics
And for her illegal childhood marriage. Just stop talking about her.
My favorite!
HIgh heels in the sand? Thats just stupid.
I hate that stupid arm band she is always wearing, she is channeling Pam Anderson circa 1993!
I can see it now, 2 years from now she will be realizing he is a nobody and divorce him and tell her story of how he probablly brainwashed her and promised her she was gonna make it big and never delivered then she will get 15 more mins of fame.
Yuck, she is revolting so is he the way he looks at her like she is a piece of candy, grosssss!
Badly applied apray tan.
skinny little chicken legs on that bitch, not hot
True, but you don’t get abs like that–at any age–lying around eating bon-bons… this gal WORKS HARD at being a whore, and I LIKE that!
Are you retarded? Those are spray tanned on! She doesn’t work hard at anything other than making people think she is something she so desperately wants to be: a rich, celebrity housewife.
For a Pump ‘n Dump though, this chick is just thee ticket!
To me, sensitive poet that I am, the dark roots just scream out “bend me over and plunder my backdoor!”… lol.