Courtney Stodden in a Bikini 2: Child Bride Harder

October 3rd, 2011 // 280 Comments

As promised, here’s Part 2 of our two-part series “Courtney Stodden: Straight Out Da Joy Book.” Or “Exhibit B” as it’ll later be known when she steals all this guy’s money, and her body is discovered to be a man’s after it’s pulled out of a suitcase. “I shoulda known something was wrong when she kept peeing standing up, but damn, teenage tits, amirte? Eh?” *points at juror box* “That guy’s got daughters. He knows what’s up.”

Photos: GSI Media

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  1. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    BIG OL FAKE TITTIES
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    oh look, a picture of me.

  2. MrsPotato

    nice spray on abs.
    can’t tell at all … HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

  3. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    azgirlgoneeast
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    her abs and overall body shape are markably older looking than any 17 year old should, or 25 year old for that matter. such a joke, tired of this fame ho, can someone just find her real birth certificate already??

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    azgirlgoneeast
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    tits are fake, 100%, look at their curve on-top…..cause they profile out from her body. real boobs fall downwards, much like a tear drop, its really quite easy to spot the difference after studying a few cases!

    -sincerely,
    the daughter of a plastic surgeon

  5. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Rrocky
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    Yes, children do enjoy sitting on the shoulders of adults.

  6. Have we started taking bets as to the sex tape will surface?

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    Deryn
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    “An’ I had a full house, an’ her dad had three tens, an’ he said, ‘I ain’t got no $4,000, man; what about you take this here instead’, and I swept ‘er up right then and there carried ‘er home jes’ like this.”

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    Dantheman
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    thats a pretty good the pop-razzi got there. thats how I likem and how I likem to act. whorey. period. – DTM

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    Dantheman
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    neh… I like the trashy teeth. (wink) – DTM

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    Ponkur
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    I smell daddy issues. Among other things.

  11. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Ponkur
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    Shauna Sand walking out of the fountain of youth. It took about 3 years off her.

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    Ponkur
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    Look at those toes. Absolutely delish.

  13. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    t-money
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    The new Speidi.

  14. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Liz
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    Flatbutt is flat

  15. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    kitarya
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    Has anyone else noticed that her boobs are waaaaaaayyyy too small for that bikini top? There are huge gaps all over the place and it looks like they’re padded up so much that her nips are almost busting out of the top. I swear I can see a little areola in some of these pics. Also, the curve at the top is totally airbrushed on. I used to think her tits were 100% fake, but after seeing how giant that top is and the airbrushing, I’m not so sure…

    • Sand

      This. If she took out the padding, I think she could fit her hands or even an arm in the free space in that bra.

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    whocares
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    ew…

  17. argghh

    she said shes never had work done..more like never been to work

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    qwerty
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    So her feet just permanently look like that?

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    Bahlder
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    Are her abs airbrushed?

  20. Heather

    I wish I had more hands so I could give those titties FOUR thumbs down… :)

  21. Tommy Gunn

    Why all the negative comments? I have no idea who this girl is but I think she’s a cutie & not in a pervy way. Really, if you guys think she’s ugly you must have some super hot 10+ women for girlfriends or you’re all queers! I doubt you guys even have 3s for girlfriends if you have any, but that’s just my opinion!

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    Koz
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    Doug is facing the wrong way.

  23. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    miaoux
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    yeah, her boobs totally look real.

  24. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Victoria
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    Apparently silicone weighs more than human flesh.

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    Victoria
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    Haha most awkward picture of the bunch. As if they didn’t know there was paparazzi. Oh my, whatever shall we do! Oh, I know, wear high heels in the SAND.

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    Victoria
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    No one under the age of 40 wears those hideous arm bracelets. Nice try.

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    brittani
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    She forgot to spray tan her foot..

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    the commentator
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    have you heard them in an interview…
    Celb retards…

  29. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    C
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    There is no WAY those boobs are real….hey all let’s just put our heels and make up and go to the beach…lol

  30. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yes, we have confirmed that Courtney’s breasts are real and that her vagina is large enough to queef out a grown man.”

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    The Most Interesting
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    Fish, the site’s not working: I keep clicking on “View Original”, but I never see her body pre-surgery.

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    Alex
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    Yup, those are real boobs… Is lying her ass off a sport for this bitch? 17 my ass!!! Which by the way is 32 and looks 10 times better than this bitch’s.

  33. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
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    “Daddy’s getting tired, honey. I’m just going to prop my chin here for a moment.”

  34. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
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    That may be the best “proof” right there that she could be telling the truth about not having implants. The bra cup is WAY bigger than the boob coming out of it.

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    nick
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    KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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    TomFrank
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    “When I think about me, I touch myself.”

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    DeDeDEEEE
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    her boobs arent realy that big if you pay attention. she has normal sized boobs for a girl her age, perky and firm.. its the bras that she wears to make them appear larger.

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    I’d fire off a “nipple alert!” but after looking at those abs, it’s probably sprayed on.

  39. Thebuzz

    You can see her boobs in some pics

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    Who??
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    And for her illegal childhood marriage. Just stop talking about her.

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    Mike Litoris
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    My favorite!

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    Luli M
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    HIgh heels in the sand? Thats just stupid.

  43. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
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    I hate that stupid arm band she is always wearing, she is channeling Pam Anderson circa 1993!

  44. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
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    I can see it now, 2 years from now she will be realizing he is a nobody and divorce him and tell her story of how he probablly brainwashed her and promised her she was gonna make it big and never delivered then she will get 15 more mins of fame.

  45. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Commented on this photo:

    Yuck, she is revolting so is he the way he looks at her like she is a piece of candy, grosssss!

  46. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
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    Badly applied apray tan.

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    ryan
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    skinny little chicken legs on that bitch, not hot

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    McGee
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    True, but you don’t get abs like that–at any age–lying around eating bon-bons… this gal WORKS HARD at being a whore, and I LIKE that!

    • OliveJuice

      Are you retarded? Those are spray tanned on! She doesn’t work hard at anything other than making people think she is something she so desperately wants to be: a rich, celebrity housewife.

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    McGee
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    For a Pump ‘n Dump though, this chick is just thee ticket!

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    McGee
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    To me, sensitive poet that I am, the dark roots just scream out “bend me over and plunder my backdoor!”… lol.

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