Courtney Stodden in a Bikini 2: Child Bride Harder

October 3rd, 2011 // 279 Comments

As promised, here’s Part 2 of our two-part series “Courtney Stodden: Straight Out Da Joy Book.” Or “Exhibit B” as it’ll later be known when she steals all this guy’s money, and her body is discovered to be a man’s after it’s pulled out of a suitcase. “I shoulda known something was wrong when she kept peeing standing up, but damn, teenage tits, amirte? Eh?” *points at juror box* “That guy’s got daughters. He knows what’s up.”

Photos: GSI Media

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  1. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Uhhh.
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    Ya, is no one going to comment on the fact that her abs are drawn on? Also, fake boobs, check. Gratuitous beach shots, check. Are you sure she’s not from teen mom?

    • Izzy

      hahahaha, I was thinking the SAME thing about the spray on abs!

      • LC

        yeah the abs kill me….who the fuck does that….if your going to contour your ‘abs’ in the first place at least do it so it looks real and not completely retarded like her

  2. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Brooke
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    No fucking way are those tits natural. I wold throw a fit about the underage near nip slip, but I really don’t think she’s 16 and human. Maybe she was built sixteen years ago, but she wasn’t birthed by anything organic.

  3. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    sassy
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    You can fight it all you want, but gravity’s a bitch, honey. By the time she’s old enough to drink, she’ll look like a leather bowling bag.

  4. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    K
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    Heels at the beach, just another classy notch on this girl’s belt.
    I noticed the spray on abs as well, they look almost as ridiculous as her self proclaimed ‘REAL’ boobs. Sure love!

  5. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    sassy
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    Aw, don’t you all love that awkward gangly stage before they grow into their fake tits?

  6. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    LOLOLOWLTF
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    So instead of spending her time getting plowed by pretty much any cock she wants, she has instead decided to spend her time playing shoulder rides with an ugly old fat guy. Um, ok. Also, her tits look fake. It’s not that they’re big, it’s just that they look fake. And is that a tattoo on her left arm? You have to be 18 to get one of those, too. So she either really is 18+, or mommy and daddy have been signing off on tattoos and boob jobs.

  7. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    LOLOLOWLTF
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    Er, she’s not actually 18? I was reading through the comments and keep seeing references to her age. WTF. I thought people were just being stupid, as usual. Ok then…I’m still not sure I even believe that. So did someone for real sign off on those plastic-looking things? How disturbing is that?

  8. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    STEVE
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    I was just reading online and saw that her mom had to sign off on her marriage to this guy. That pretty much tells you all you need to know about whether or not somebody also signed off on her plastic tits. Although I’ll let you decide what it is that that tells you. That’s not a tattoo on her arm, it’s the bottom of her arm band.

  9. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    duh!
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    LOL! Those spray tan abs are awful…it’s funny how they disappear in latter photos.

  10. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    SlippinX12
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    “Yes that’s a dick in my bikini and I’m happy to see you”

  11. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    doctor_joystick
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    Is this where they got that “Footprints in the Sand” poem from? Makes sense to me.

  12. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    eww
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    Is that a ringworm on her deltoid?

  13. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    fooey
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    Is she ever not posing?

  14. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    eww
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    That bikini top appears to have more padding than tit.

  15. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Krissy
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    She just looks really dirty to me!

  16. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Krissy
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    Gross.

  17. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Krissy
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    VOMIT! So nasty!

  18. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Sin
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    You can tell it is a fake marriage, otherwise she would be facing the other way.

  19. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Amber
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    I think she has vitiligo.

  20. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Anon
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    She has vitiligo (what michael jackson had). If you look close on her arms and legs near her feet you can see the blemishes of lighter skin.

  21. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    fur burger
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    so that’s what a shaved wampa looks like

  22. Dave Mustaine

    She’s gross. Imagine that face first thing in the morning? She’s one ugly pig.

  23. tat

    Wow, I have bad eyes, and even without glasses I could see the bad airbrushed abs. Stupid.

  24. peterbekir

    Hello wery good

  25. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
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    She’s got those spray-on abs that give extra definition, lol shame.

  26. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Ogrev
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    Looks like she’s piggyback riding just before she’ll break his piggybank

  27. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Commented on this photo:

    fake stuff i can spot:
    her spray on abs
    her miraculous bra-adds TWO cup sizes so it is super stuffed like a bra.
    Her hair
    her face
    and her tan
    probably her boobs too

  28. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
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    YUCK he is old as yuck!!!! i remember this super rich surgeon asked me out. im 20 he is 50…i never went through with it. She sure as hell did gold digger plus she is ugly.

  29. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    lol pathetic
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    ugly

  30. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    JFCWTF?
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    Nobody told her there aren’t any stripper poles on the beach.

  31. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    JFCWTF?
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    Doug practices his CPR on Resusci-Whorie.

  32. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    thequaz
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    there is a hilarious video of her talking about her boobs, and how “they are real…everything about me is real…” hahaha those are for sure the realest boobs I’ve ever seen!

  33. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    thequaz
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    “strong with the force is young skywalker”….

  34. forrest gump

    before you F*CK her.
    ………..snore coke or else she break you!!

  35. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Amanda
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    Courtney: Giddy-up!, enjoy it while it last old man. I’ll just finger myself in the ass for now..

  36. Morgan

    There’s no way in hell she’s “16″. Also, what’s wrong with her face?

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    IdiotStick
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    Because high heels in sand are so practical!

  38. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    oh i know
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    i hope her dad get’s her some braces!

  39. Jason

    With all the piggyback actoin I think this is a girl with lots of daddy issiues. That being said I think she is at least 25. Her boob job is nice, at least 3 pics with full out boobs falling out of the top lol

  40. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Hello
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    SHE DOES NOT HAVE FAKE BOOBS. Cant you all see her padded bra! ahaha. And a lousy spray tan that makes your skin blotchy and nasty make up will make you look 40.

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    cardinal ximenez
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    Pedo bear approved!

  42. Avast1983

    I can’t eat my breakfast now

  43. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Conya Davenport
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    Who in the hell wears heels on the beach? I have a hard time believing she lost her virginity on her wedding night to this phedophile and she has more or a tranny look to me and she definitely not 17 more 37 she looks old!

  44. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Meh
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    Yeah, no way in hell those boobs are real. And no way in hell she’s a teenager. These people are ridiculous.

  45. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Meh
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    “I think I left the last shred of my dignity somewhere overrrrrrrr…there.”

  46. Cherrio

    wonder how she looks without all the fakeness?….she sure as hell does not look like a 17 year old, she looks twice her age with all that make-up, fake tan, fake boobs, and omg, that horrible hair that would go up in smoke if she was anywhere near a match…I bet her parents are just so proud!

  47. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Cardinal Fang
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    You can have your a-list beautiful actress or model who will never let you do everything to her. Or, you can get a girl like this who will do anything to please you. To me the choice is clear.

  48. ms. Jay

    Heels on the beach; seriously. She is trying so hard to be sexy and her father/husband is creepy. She a pretty girl. She does NOT have to do that extra stuff.

  49. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    duuuuuuh
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    seriouslyyyy!? Come on !!!
    its like heidi and spencer 2.0

  50. It’s not even funny to make fun of this. Look at that face – it’s suffered enough.

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