As promised, here’s Part 2 of our two-part series “Courtney Stodden: Straight Out Da Joy Book.” Or “Exhibit B” as it’ll later be known when she steals all this guy’s money, and her body is discovered to be a man’s after it’s pulled out of a suitcase. “I shoulda known something was wrong when she kept peeing standing up, but damn, teenage tits, amirte? Eh?” *points at juror box* “That guy’s got daughters. He knows what’s up.”
Photos: GSI Media
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Ya, is no one going to comment on the fact that her abs are drawn on? Also, fake boobs, check. Gratuitous beach shots, check. Are you sure she’s not from teen mom?
hahahaha, I was thinking the SAME thing about the spray on abs!
yeah the abs kill me….who the fuck does that….if your going to contour your ‘abs’ in the first place at least do it so it looks real and not completely retarded like her
No fucking way are those tits natural. I wold throw a fit about the underage near nip slip, but I really don’t think she’s 16 and human. Maybe she was built sixteen years ago, but she wasn’t birthed by anything organic.
You can fight it all you want, but gravity’s a bitch, honey. By the time she’s old enough to drink, she’ll look like a leather bowling bag.
Heels at the beach, just another classy notch on this girl’s belt.
I noticed the spray on abs as well, they look almost as ridiculous as her self proclaimed ‘REAL’ boobs. Sure love!
Aw, don’t you all love that awkward gangly stage before they grow into their fake tits?
So instead of spending her time getting plowed by pretty much any cock she wants, she has instead decided to spend her time playing shoulder rides with an ugly old fat guy. Um, ok. Also, her tits look fake. It’s not that they’re big, it’s just that they look fake. And is that a tattoo on her left arm? You have to be 18 to get one of those, too. So she either really is 18+, or mommy and daddy have been signing off on tattoos and boob jobs.
And don’t forget signing off for her illegal childhood marriage. God just stop talking about her.
Er, she’s not actually 18? I was reading through the comments and keep seeing references to her age. WTF. I thought people were just being stupid, as usual. Ok then…I’m still not sure I even believe that. So did someone for real sign off on those plastic-looking things? How disturbing is that?
I was just reading online and saw that her mom had to sign off on her marriage to this guy. That pretty much tells you all you need to know about whether or not somebody also signed off on her plastic tits. Although I’ll let you decide what it is that that tells you. That’s not a tattoo on her arm, it’s the bottom of her arm band.
LOL! Those spray tan abs are awful…it’s funny how they disappear in latter photos.
“Yes that’s a dick in my bikini and I’m happy to see you”
Is this where they got that “Footprints in the Sand” poem from? Makes sense to me.
Is that a ringworm on her deltoid?
Is she ever not posing?
lol i know! and all the faces she makes!
That bikini top appears to have more padding than tit.
She just looks really dirty to me!
Gross.
VOMIT! So nasty!
You can tell it is a fake marriage, otherwise she would be facing the other way.
I think she has vitiligo.
She has vitiligo (what michael jackson had). If you look close on her arms and legs near her feet you can see the blemishes of lighter skin.
it’s just a bad fake tan job
so that’s what a shaved wampa looks like
She’s gross. Imagine that face first thing in the morning? She’s one ugly pig.
Wow, I have bad eyes, and even without glasses I could see the bad airbrushed abs. Stupid.
Hello wery good
She’s got those spray-on abs that give extra definition, lol shame.
Looks like she’s piggyback riding just before she’ll break his piggybank
fake stuff i can spot:
her spray on abs
her miraculous bra-adds TWO cup sizes so it is super stuffed like a bra.
Her hair
her face
and her tan
probably her boobs too
I’ll take 5 of her please!
She should have finished the job and gotten veneers too.
YUCK he is old as yuck!!!! i remember this super rich surgeon asked me out. im 20 he is 50…i never went through with it. She sure as hell did gold digger plus she is ugly.
ugly
Nobody told her there aren’t any stripper poles on the beach.
Doug practices his CPR on Resusci-Whorie.
there is a hilarious video of her talking about her boobs, and how “they are real…everything about me is real…” hahaha those are for sure the realest boobs I’ve ever seen!
“strong with the force is young skywalker”….
before you F*CK her.
………..snore coke or else she break you!!
Courtney: Giddy-up!, enjoy it while it last old man. I’ll just finger myself in the ass for now..
There’s no way in hell she’s “16″. Also, what’s wrong with her face?
Because high heels in sand are so practical!
i hope her dad get’s her some braces!
With all the piggyback actoin I think this is a girl with lots of daddy issiues. That being said I think she is at least 25. Her boob job is nice, at least 3 pics with full out boobs falling out of the top lol
SHE DOES NOT HAVE FAKE BOOBS. Cant you all see her padded bra! ahaha. And a lousy spray tan that makes your skin blotchy and nasty make up will make you look 40.
she does have fake boobs, look at the earlier photos of her where shes averaging a 32C, now suddenly theyre back breakers.
Its not the boobs. Its the top!
Pedo bear approved!
I can’t eat my breakfast now
Who in the hell wears heels on the beach? I have a hard time believing she lost her virginity on her wedding night to this phedophile and she has more or a tranny look to me and she definitely not 17 more 37 she looks old!
he’s not a pedo, she’s 40
Yeah, no way in hell those boobs are real. And no way in hell she’s a teenager. These people are ridiculous.
“I think I left the last shred of my dignity somewhere overrrrrrrr…there.”
wonder how she looks without all the fakeness?….she sure as hell does not look like a 17 year old, she looks twice her age with all that make-up, fake tan, fake boobs, and omg, that horrible hair that would go up in smoke if she was anywhere near a match…I bet her parents are just so proud!
You can have your a-list beautiful actress or model who will never let you do everything to her. Or, you can get a girl like this who will do anything to please you. To me the choice is clear.
Heels on the beach; seriously. She is trying so hard to be sexy and her father/husband is creepy. She a pretty girl. She does NOT have to do that extra stuff.
seriouslyyyy!? Come on !!!
its like heidi and spencer 2.0
It’s not even funny to make fun of this. Look at that face – it’s suffered enough.