As promised, here’s Part 2 of our two-part series “Courtney Stodden: Straight Out Da Joy Book.” Or “Exhibit B” as it’ll later be known when she steals all this guy’s money, and her body is discovered to be a man’s after it’s pulled out of a suitcase. “I shoulda known something was wrong when she kept peeing standing up, but damn, teenage tits, amirte? Eh?” *points at juror box* “That guy’s got daughters. He knows what’s up.”
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I think Courtney would give Joan Rivers a run for her money in a “Who’s Had More Plastic Surgery?” contest. She also does NOT look 17. When I first read about her marrying this dude a while ago, I showed a pic of her to my husband and asked him how old he thought she was. Without hesitating, he said “mid twenties”. When I told him she claims she’s 16, he was like “yea, right, and Brad Pitt is gonna walk through our front door and have dinner with us tomorrow night”.
well..did he???
hubby probably jerked off on the pic later, while you weren’t around.
Upside down and no movement from her boobs.
shes got a very wierd bagina area going on there..i have never seen that on a woman ever…gaping.
probably a thong panty liner.
she looks horrible, my wife is hotter in the face and has less haggardness to her..bitch needs to wash off the paint.
Shauna Sand modeling school lesson #9 – always, always always wear heels to the beach
my best friend’s mom makes $77 an hour on the computer. She has been out of job for 9 months but last month her check was $7487 just working on the computer for a few hours. Read about it here CashLazy. cÓm
My best friend’s mom is a whore also. Small world.
my best friend’s mom makes $77 an hour on the computer. She has been out of job for 9 months but last month her check was $7487 just working on the computer for a few hours. Read about it here CashLazy . cÓm
All that talk about her being 17, they were referring to her IQ.
Her abs look like Mac, Charlie, and Dennis painted them on right before their wrestling match with Rikety Cricket.
Ahahaahah! Trufax!
“ok honey, pretend to look over there while i pretend to point at something interesting while the papparazzi take pictures of us while we pretend not to notice “
Oh yeah, this is that teenage skank who’s fucking that old dude from The Green Mile. Couldn’t place her at first.
Giddy-up, fortune! I got a lot of arm-bands and padded bras to buy!
Real boobs don’t have edges.
Is this elderly abuse? Somebody went a little nuts on Phyllis Diller’s makeup.
So all I gotta do is put someone in the electric chair without wetting their head sponge…and I get one of those? Zowie!
Her face looks like a glam version of boy george…….
and those spray tan abs looks ooooo sooo natural…idiot!
LOL!
This girl is a “Anna Nicole Smith” waiting to happen…
spray tan abs + a super VS bikini, yup thats sexy
That lesbian looks ready to eat.
Ahahaha Totally!
At least she’s a natural blonde.
This is known as the Californian optical illusion. Take 1 plain looking brunette, slap on fake tan, fake tits and bleach the shit out of her hair. Suddenly men are drooling and somehow can’t see their buttery faces.
You would think with her “perfect” everything she would think about fixing her teeth..Jesus she looks like a European woman from the 90′s minus all the body hair
She looks like a fucking Tranny.
She is, quite literally, riding her gravy train.
Well played natty, well played.
I see her penis outline. Anyone?
Big clits are sexy.
have you ever seen a vulva? that lump is not where her clitoris is.
This chick is fugly!
I don’t think we can use the term “Her” — it’s a damn Tranny!
I can see her penis outline… anyone?
So is big labia (within reason)
SPRING BREAK!!!
oh shit, you aren’t even old enough for that…
SPRING BREAK!! WOOOO!!!!
Oh shit, you are not even old enough to know what that is…
“And then when he put that ring on my finger, it became all mine! Wait…who did I marry again?”
she’s definitely using the AbAbber2000
hahahahahaha the girls are all up ons
Nothing says beachwear like 6 inch heels
Ok….fake boobs, fake blonde hair, fake tan, fake abs. And who wears hooker shoes ON THE BEACH? The pictures themselves are just shy of Playboy and it makes one wonder how long until she actually poses for Playboy or Hustler. They are media whores of the first order. I have serious doubts that she’s seen teen years anytime in the last 5-10 years!
So it’s legal to post nude 17 year old girls now?
Let’s hope so.
Nope. But 27 year old whores is totally legal.
That is one creepy looking 17 year old
She is what.. 17? She looks used up already. Honestly, she looks like a 27 yr old smoking porn star. I mean, I can totally appreciate a beautiful woman, but there are different types of beauty. This minor’s beauty has porn star stamped all over her, what with the fake blonde hair and *cackle* her spray on abs. I mean, ffs mom and dad, buy her some abs instead of having your 17 yr old have to spray them on. What kind of parents are you???
Er.. and one more thing. I feel sorry for the men who have to buy women. Seriously. This guy (whoever he is), Hugh Hefner, Charlie Sheen.. all pathetic guys who think that the money grubbing skanks are actually quality people to spend their time er money on.
Kudos to this chick’s parents though.. they should be proud. They’ve raised a whoretastic daughter. And to think mine just graduated #6 in her class and got a full ride scholarship to a good school. Had I prepared her better, she could have just played old men for their money for a few decades, done some porn, and pretended she was happy with her geriatric lovers.
Heheh You’ll know better for next time. :D
I seriously hope that she and him end up dead soon. I can’t stand this nobody and his fake “teenaged” bride.
who the fuck wears heals to take a walk on the beach?…. so fucking stupid….
watch out, your boob it´s totally out…. fucking stupid
Those…. “people” represent everything that’s wrong with America and the world. Yes, everything.
Aahahaha!
He’s dying from cancer, right? Is that what the bandanna is for? She’s just cashing in?
It’s like freakin’ Speidi all over again.
I hereby dub this papparazzi-alertin’, fame-whorin’, cardboard cut-out duo “Dourtney” (unless someone else has already of course…)
Here is my take on this whole thing. If she is indeed 17 years old, she looks more like a 40 year old. You do the math, by the time she is 40, she will look like a 63 year old. Age will not be kind to a lady that starts out looking like this. Enjoy her while you can Doug, it won’t be long until she catches up to you and you will need to find a newer model.
she seems a tad orangy
Does this Twat have f*cking sprayed on abs!!!!!!
If you guys buy this bitch is 17, i got some swamp land in florida i wanna sell you. This chick looks about the same age as Dina Blowhan.
Airbrushed abs FAIL.
hahaha. that top is stuffed. It doesn’t even fit.
this couple is the next Montag-Pratt
in some pics, she looks like Helen Hunt………who is 50