As promised, here’s Part 2 of our two-part series “Courtney Stodden: Straight Out Da Joy Book.” Or “Exhibit B” as it’ll later be known when she steals all this guy’s money, and her body is discovered to be a man’s after it’s pulled out of a suitcase. “I shoulda known something was wrong when she kept peeing standing up, but damn, teenage tits, amirte? Eh?” *points at juror box* “That guy’s got daughters. He knows what’s up.”
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She looks a lot like Pam Anderson does now.
espec the crows feet and puffiness under the eyes, the markings of someone seventeen–for the seventeenth time
I’ve seen the nip slip @ www. C E L E B U R .com not sure if its still up though
…yes, www. C E L E B U R .com is where I get all my bestiality porn from
Uh?? There’s porn on the site?? I couldn’t find any. Unless you’re referring to Lindsay Lohan going sleeping with her dog. LOL
i would say she looks real hot for being about 45…not 16.
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Their combined IQ wouldn’t win a hand of blackjack.
Awesome
Spray on abs from tanning place + photoshop = this monstrosity.
…hah yeah those painted-on abs are ridiculous. She’s hot as shit anyway. I can’t believe tooms gets to tap this. Oh well, he’ll pay for it dearly in a few months.
hot as shit…umm noo noo noo…she looks horrible for 17, she doesnt look fresh or youthful but stressed out and haggard…her breast are obviously fake no matter what she says or shes lactating.
…o gee, and i just hate big fake tits. and i don’t care if she is 17, 30 or 15 (actually I do, and i’d prefer 15) ’cause she looks fine to me (for a low-class fame whore, anyway). As for the face…a big old paper bag from the liquor store will solve that.
the painted on abs are a monstrosity…Im ashamed for her
Not “Courtney Stodden in a Bikini 2: Attack of the Silicones”?
“Courtney Stodden in a Bikini 2: Electric Boogaloo”
This is the one part of her I find appealing.
STOP posting shit on this nasty ass fake awfulness–don’t pay attention to it and it’ll go away. Gross.
I agree. I’m switch over to my other celebrity site WWW. C E L E B U R .COM
So true! Ignore it!!!!
She’s got a couple of retard genes, for sure.
Not to sound like a ‘birther’, but I am not buying that she’s less than 35 until I see a birth certificate. That’s nasty.
i agree. i still dont believe shes only 17. theres something goin on here and i want to know what it is! but if in all reality she actually is 17… i would be speechless. cause thats not right
The thing she got going is shes too young and he’s old? Good shes just another blonde with big fake boobs. Ill take Pipa over this, if Pipa was a regular chick.
Does she seriously have abs painted on? Oh my lord, how realistic.
that really is the most annoying thing…please tell me ppl aren’t walking around on the beaches like this now pls pls NNNOOOOOOO
Will you people shut up. No one will ever be the hottest woman ever to you all. There is always something to small that “ruins” her looks. She’s hot quit hating.
A little areola action on this pic!
http://www.thesuperficial.com/enlargedimage?postid=1025861&parent=1025721
Maybe the name of this website hasn’t quite sunk in on you?
“Too” small, bonehead. Hot ?? You’re hilarious.
She is not hot, she is way too fake-looking.
Daddy O has a good point. The only “small thing” that’s wrong with her is everything from the neck up. Let’s not nit-pick, people.
STFU, “Daddy O.” We call a skank a skank here. And that link you provided is underwhelming, at best. There’s more padding than boob.
If you are looking for a little areola action in this set of pics, the pic you should’ve linked to is THIS one…
http://www.thesuperficial.com/enlargedimage?postid=1025982&parent=1025721
Who painted on her abs, MAACO?
Helen Keller.
You mean Anne Frank of course, correct?
Michael J. Fox did them
Muhammed Ali drew em
an orange child bride
“Pull de string! Pull de string!”
Those bolt ons are ridiculous and even more so in that ill fitting bikini top. I’ll just stop there, rather than go on about the giant nips that seem to peer out in some of the pics, the spray on fake abs, and the bulging beef pussy.
You mean “bulging MCBEEF pussy”, don’t you?
Child Bride Action Doll! Complete with Action “Snaggle Teef” and “Rectangle Torso”!
I would still ride her very hard and very fast
So would everyone else here that pretends to be morally correct talking about how fake she is.
it’s not about “pretending to be morally correct,” dumbass, it’s just pointing out the obvious, and having fun doing so
that guys would still “do” said skank is irrelevant – and hackneyed – holy hell, is it hackneyed
I’d do her
Please stop.. No more pictures…..
I keep waiting for that one picture in which she will look remotely 16 or 17. Hasn’t happened yet.
That’s nice of the make a wish foundation to provide that cancer patient with a hooker. They are a quality organization. That’s what that is right?
you know what’s sad? She’s only 16.
What I mean by that is she looks like a 40-year old botox real-housewife.
i’d still hit it if i was 17
And if so was she.
Indubitably, old chap
Um…that’s her nipple. Isn’t this technically child pornography?
Theres something sticking up down there
I’m 47. Which means she’s about as underage as I am.
:::sigh::: Ahhhh, love.
(Yeah, conservatives, we don’t want them homos threatening this sort of union…)
Moments later, a huge sucking sound was heard and Doug’s head vanished. Sightings of a female centaur poured in to local authorities.
Looks like he loves the feeling of balls rubbing the back of his head..
Those abs were painted on with makeup. That’s weird.
Oh, haha “airbrushed abs” is even in the URL. Totally missed that.
I just don’t see how this is gonna end well.
I was thinking the same thing……
for me for looking at these pics? Or for the other perv?
All involved are doomed.
Her nipples are about ready to pop out in several of these pics. Pretty sure I can see a hint of areola in this one. It’s disturbing child porn, these two need to go away. But, as long as websites keeping giving them attention (such as this one), we have to be subjected to staged photos like these.
Holy underage nipple slip
Her sprayed on abs are ridiculous
The painted-on abs look ludicrous…other than that, and the Tupperwear Tits, her body looks pretty decent to me. Her fucking face, however, looks like a broken ashtray. And her blonde hair looks like a bowl of fettucini with eggplant parmesan that someone left out over night.
Yes, I think it’s safe to say we all agree she has a butterface.
However, her body is quite kicking. And for any of you who have been through college, we all know we’ve been there before, making the “should I or shouldnt I” decision at 2:15 AM when the keg is starting to spit air and the people are starting to leave. But SHE is standing in the corner of the room.
@DJ if SHE, or a girl even half as hot, was still around at 2:15 I would believe your tales of college life.
I’m talking about taking home a butterface, you dingleberry.
We’ve all done it.
Oh hell yeah. Always willing to take one for the team.
Reminds me of a story from when I was in high school…
who the hell wears high heels to the beach?
way to scare the tide out.
Heidi and Spencer?
“Ow! My back, my back, my back!”
OH MY GOD. SERIOUSLY. STOP IT.
what in the hell…did your spray tan lackey use their clipboard as an outline for abs? get a job, whore
Her dick looks about as big as mine, but she can tuck her’s in better than I can!
are these people retarded?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Yes, they are.
NO WAY IN HELL this thing is a teenager. The only quality that seems young about her (other than the newly purchased boobs) is her trying so damned hard to be sexy. THAT is something immature girls do. Courtdate..errr.. Courtney…just stop it! You look like an idiot
It’s only a matter of moments before we’ll be reading Dougie’s obituary.
Ridiculous.
BINGO! Areola!
Wait, wait, wait… you’re all telling me there’s people out there with more than one ab? Getouttatown… I thought this here fell under “artistic license”.
Yeah, how are those stripper heels in the sand working out for ya?
She’s fucking nasty.
Sorry teenagers who think this is ‘hot’ – you need to get out more.
bahaha looks like they forgot to spray tan her toes
Those are the new flesh colored Vibram 5 Fingers.