Courtney Stodden in a Bikini 2: Child Bride Harder

October 3rd, 2011 // 279 Comments

As promised, here’s Part 2 of our two-part series “Courtney Stodden: Straight Out Da Joy Book.” Or “Exhibit B” as it’ll later be known when she steals all this guy’s money, and her body is discovered to be a man’s after it’s pulled out of a suitcase. “I shoulda known something was wrong when she kept peeing standing up, but damn, teenage tits, amirte? Eh?” *points at juror box* “That guy’s got daughters. He knows what’s up.”

Photos: GSI Media

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  1. cc

    She looks a lot like Pam Anderson does now.

    • espec the crows feet and puffiness under the eyes, the markings of someone seventeen–for the seventeenth time

    • Danny22

      I’ve seen the nip slip @ www. C E L E B U R .com not sure if its still up though

      • eatme

        …yes, www. C E L E B U R .com is where I get all my bestiality porn from

      • Wonda3

        Uh?? There’s porn on the site?? I couldn’t find any. Unless you’re referring to Lindsay Lohan going sleeping with her dog. LOL

    • karlito

      i would say she looks real hot for being about 45…not 16.

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  2. Polk

    Their combined IQ wouldn’t win a hand of blackjack.

  3. Spray on abs from tanning place + photoshop = this monstrosity.

    • eatme

      …hah yeah those painted-on abs are ridiculous. She’s hot as shit anyway. I can’t believe tooms gets to tap this. Oh well, he’ll pay for it dearly in a few months.

      • Karl

        hot as shit…umm noo noo noo…she looks horrible for 17, she doesnt look fresh or youthful but stressed out and haggard…her breast are obviously fake no matter what she says or shes lactating.

      • eatme

        …o gee, and i just hate big fake tits. and i don’t care if she is 17, 30 or 15 (actually I do, and i’d prefer 15) ’cause she looks fine to me (for a low-class fame whore, anyway). As for the face…a big old paper bag from the liquor store will solve that.

      • gumption

        the painted on abs are a monstrosity…Im ashamed for her

  4. TomFrank

    Not “Courtney Stodden in a Bikini 2: Attack of the Silicones”?

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    Polk
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    This is the one part of her I find appealing.

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    ksmack
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    STOP posting shit on this nasty ass fake awfulness–don’t pay attention to it and it’ll go away. Gross.

  7. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Polk
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    She’s got a couple of retard genes, for sure.

  8. Sporange

    Not to sound like a ‘birther’, but I am not buying that she’s less than 35 until I see a birth certificate. That’s nasty.

    • michiez

      i agree. i still dont believe shes only 17. theres something goin on here and i want to know what it is! but if in all reality she actually is 17… i would be speechless. cause thats not right

  9. rough, LIVE

    The thing she got going is shes too young and he’s old? Good shes just another blonde with big fake boobs. Ill take Pipa over this, if Pipa was a regular chick.

  10. Sean Jungian

    Does she seriously have abs painted on? Oh my lord, how realistic.

    • dingleberry

      that really is the most annoying thing…please tell me ppl aren’t walking around on the beaches like this now pls pls NNNOOOOOOO

  11. Daddy O

    Will you people shut up. No one will ever be the hottest woman ever to you all. There is always something to small that “ruins” her looks. She’s hot quit hating.

    A little areola action on this pic!
    http://www.thesuperficial.com/enlargedimage?postid=1025861&parent=1025721

  12. Venom

    Who painted on her abs, MAACO?

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    nancy grace's nipple
    Commented on this photo:

    an orange child bride

  14. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    uncle paul
    Commented on this photo:

    “Pull de string! Pull de string!”

  15. RIchard McBeef

    Those bolt ons are ridiculous and even more so in that ill fitting bikini top. I’ll just stop there, rather than go on about the giant nips that seem to peer out in some of the pics, the spray on fake abs, and the bulging beef pussy.

  16. Poison Ivy League

    Child Bride Action Doll! Complete with Action “Snaggle Teef” and “Rectangle Torso”!

  17. Puddin' Taine

    I would still ride her very hard and very fast

    • Drew

      So would everyone else here that pretends to be morally correct talking about how fake she is.

      • dingleberry

        it’s not about “pretending to be morally correct,” dumbass, it’s just pointing out the obvious, and having fun doing so
        that guys would still “do” said skank is irrelevant – and hackneyed – holy hell, is it hackneyed

  18. WhoCares**

    Please stop.. No more pictures…..

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    just here for laughs
    Commented on this photo:

    I keep waiting for that one picture in which she will look remotely 16 or 17. Hasn’t happened yet.

  20. Mike

    That’s nice of the make a wish foundation to provide that cancer patient with a hooker. They are a quality organization. That’s what that is right?

  21. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    mangezmangez
    Commented on this photo:

    you know what’s sad? She’s only 16.
    What I mean by that is she looks like a 40-year old botox real-housewife.

  22. icomplainalot

    i’d still hit it if i was 17

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    ohonore
    Commented on this photo:

    Um…that’s her nipple. Isn’t this technically child pornography?

  24. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    WhoCares**
    Commented on this photo:

    Theres something sticking up down there

  25. Oldnslo

    I’m 47. Which means she’s about as underage as I am.

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    castallare
    Commented on this photo:

    :::sigh::: Ahhhh, love.
    (Yeah, conservatives, we don’t want them homos threatening this sort of union…)

  27. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Commented on this photo:

    Moments later, a huge sucking sound was heard and Doug’s head vanished. Sightings of a female centaur poured in to local authorities.

  28. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    WhoCares**
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like he loves the feeling of balls rubbing the back of his head..

  29. Ugh

    Those abs were painted on with makeup. That’s weird.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I just don’t see how this is gonna end well.

  31. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Mary
    Commented on this photo:

    Her nipples are about ready to pop out in several of these pics. Pretty sure I can see a hint of areola in this one. It’s disturbing child porn, these two need to go away. But, as long as websites keeping giving them attention (such as this one), we have to be subjected to staged photos like these.

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    Boob Fan
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    Holy underage nipple slip

  33. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    jojo
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    Her sprayed on abs are ridiculous

  34. The painted-on abs look ludicrous…other than that, and the Tupperwear Tits, her body looks pretty decent to me. Her fucking face, however, looks like a broken ashtray. And her blonde hair looks like a bowl of fettucini with eggplant parmesan that someone left out over night.

    • Deacon Jones

      Yes, I think it’s safe to say we all agree she has a butterface.

      However, her body is quite kicking. And for any of you who have been through college, we all know we’ve been there before, making the “should I or shouldnt I” decision at 2:15 AM when the keg is starting to spit air and the people are starting to leave. But SHE is standing in the corner of the room.

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    jojo
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    who the hell wears high heels to the beach?

  36. zomgbie

    way to scare the tide out.

  37. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    jojo
    Commented on this photo:

    Heidi and Spencer?

  38. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ow! My back, my back, my back!”

  39. juicyfruit

    OH MY GOD. SERIOUSLY. STOP IT.

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    dingleberry
    Commented on this photo:

    what in the hell…did your spray tan lackey use their clipboard as an outline for abs? get a job, whore

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    Reuben Steubing
    Commented on this photo:

    Her dick looks about as big as mine, but she can tuck her’s in better than I can!

  42. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    juicyfruit
    Commented on this photo:

    are these people retarded?

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    Karen
    Commented on this photo:

    NO WAY IN HELL this thing is a teenager. The only quality that seems young about her (other than the newly purchased boobs) is her trying so damned hard to be sexy. THAT is something immature girls do. Courtdate..errr.. Courtney…just stop it! You look like an idiot

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    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s only a matter of moments before we’ll be reading Dougie’s obituary.

  45. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Ridiculous.

  46. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    Reuben Steubing
    Commented on this photo:

    BINGO! Areola!

  47. Wait, wait, wait… you’re all telling me there’s people out there with more than one ab? Getouttatown… I thought this here fell under “artistic license”.

  48. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    :P
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, how are those stripper heels in the sand working out for ya?

  49. Buddy the Elf

    She’s fucking nasty.
    Sorry teenagers who think this is ‘hot’ – you need to get out more.

  50. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
    :P
    Commented on this photo:

    bahaha looks like they forgot to spray tan her toes

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