For everyone whose job doesn’t involve wearing pajama pants and reading TMZ all day, 14-year-old Modern Family star Ariel Winter emancipated herself from her, by all accounts, abusive, controlling stage mom and moved in with her sister who had to emancipate herself at the same age to escape similar abuse. In response, Ariel’s mother has claimed the whole thing is because Ariel’s having sex with an 18-year-old boyfriend, so naturally some paparazzi thought it’d be cute to ask Courtney Stodden for advice on the matter because she’s also in a relationship where the sex is fictional. And, oh yeah, something about age. Radar Online reports:
Out in Hollywood Saturday night, Courtney was asked to share her wisdom about older men with Ariel.
Stodden was obviously confused at first, not seeming to have any idea who Ariel is.
Fortunately, husband Doug, was there to fill her in, helping Courtney come up with a good answer.
“I think it’s awesome! As long as they’re in love, it’s okay,” Courtney said with great enthusiasm.
“They should get married!”
Elmo’s also embroiled in a situation with a younger man, so The Superficial reached out to him for his advice:
“Elmo not know what you’re talking about. Elmo just want man’s hand out of Elmo’s butt. Why are you not helping Elmo? Elmo sees your phone has numbers 9 and 1 on it to call police. Please don’t walk away from Elmo. ELMO FIND YOU!”
Words to live by, Ariel. Words to live by.
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Sorry dear, those plastic supposed-to-be invisible bra straps are *clearly* visible and you look like a cheap train wreck…where is your mother?! Probably at the bottom of a bottle her fourth bottle of cheap red wine, waiting for her money-train she sold out to pay off….sad.
You can almost see the lost little girl in her eyes here…
Over under.. 20 years old. Her sort of mental illness can’t survive untreated. Intervention.
Her bra is SO stuffed its ridiculous!!!
And there’s the panty shot she’s been trying for all night. Who holds their dress open like that? Oh, that’s right. I almost forgot she’s a trashy gutterslut.
He looks like a cancer patient/ mental asylum break out and she looks like a teenage whore who’s daddy touched her too much when she was a kid.
She looks like a rat…
Whattup Christina Aguilera?
Bra with a strapless dress. All class, man.
Courtney stodden is without a doubt the most disgusting human being on the face of this planet!…I use to like her husband, until I found out he was a pedophile!
you can see clearly how she stuffs her bra
Damn, she looked so much better before the plastic surgery…why is her face such a pastey color and different from the rest of her body??
For anyone who still thinks she had breast implants…this picture is the perfect example of stuffed bra trickery.
He can’t be a pedophile if he ain’t fuckin’ her. Let’s see. . supposedly he’s “livin’ the dream” with a hot young girl as his wife, yet. . we’ve never seen him:”
a. kiss her with tongue.
b. kiss her in any other way other than closed mouthed kisses with while standing as far from each other as possible
c. touch her in any way that looks even remotely sexual
You used to be able to justify this by saying that she’s underage, but now she’s 18. He can do anything sexual to her in public that he wants . .yet .. the same awkward interactions continue.
That’s cuz he’s gayer than an Easter basket, and he ain’t fuckin’ her. Never has, never will.
DO NOT ZOOM IN!
Too late. Her false lashes are in weird groups, and she needs to tweeze between her eyebrows. She has broken capillaries on her nose and is wearing so much makeup that her face is a totally different texture and colour than her chest. Ugh.
“Our crabs are touching! HAhahahahahah!”
She really is starting ti looking like Shayne Lamas Richie.
Im so confused.. what events are they INVITED TO? For what??
I’m just wondering how much $$ they pay this person to follow them around & photograph them because NO ONE is interested in this no talent sleezeball!!! They are FREAKIN’ hilarious, though — one of the funniest scenes yet on “Couples Therapy” was Dourtney talking to Too Short about possibly having Courtney in one of his rap videos. Doug actually makes the comment that it would not only benefit Courtney (DUUHHH!!), but Too Short as well! HA! Too Short’s response to their request was priceless!!! I think it was along the lines of . . . . not only “no,” but “hell to the no.”