Courtney Stodden Turned 18 Today And Already Has Four Porn Offers. USA!

August 29th, 2012 // 53 Comments
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So remember Courtney Stodden? It doesn’t really matter. TMZ reports:

Now that she’s “legal” — at least 4 porno companies are hoping she puts her money (and a whole lot more) where her mouth is … offering her lucrative XXX contracts.
One of the companies is Brazzers.com … which says it wants to “showcase [her] talents” by featuring her in a scene with male porn star Keiran Lee … who Brazzers describes as the man with the “million dollar penis.”
Stodden also got an offer from Babes.com … which says it already penned a porno movie specifically for Courtney based on her real life experience. The flick is called, “Happily Humping My Hubby.”

When reached for comment, Courtney responded, “I’ve been 18 for yea- I mean, saucily sexciting is this suggestion so full of sultry surprises so soon!”

Photos: Coleman-Rayner

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  1. Beltliner

    Funny, I was just thinking this morning about how we hadn’t seen this skeezebag on the site in a while… what’s the Montag up to these days?

  2. Rico Jones

    Why porn companies offering her work? No one cares about her.

  3. Courtney Stodden Bikini Surfing
    I'm 8yrs old
    Commented on this photo:

    “HOT DAMN”!!! I could die by suffication between those prime WATERMELONS…

  4. carl

    Her stink box will be plastered all over the internet now.

  5. Deacon Jones

    Hit the “like” button on my comment if you’d like to see this.

    Because I sure as hell would! But I’d prefer a circle jerk on her face. Something really raunchy.

  6. Courtney Stodden Bikini Surfing
    I'm 8yrs old
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d bone that YOUNG ASS, silly!

  7. Great! Now just four more years before she’s wrecking cars, stealing jewelry, and blowing trust-funders for coke. Yessir, these truly are the salad days of The Superficial.

  8. anonym

    let’s see the cunt, if not for shits and giggles.

  9. Batman

    *Grabs penis*

    Well old buddy, looks like we’ve got some work to do.

  10. Courtney Stodden Bikini Surfing
    The Most Interesting
    Commented on this photo:

    C’mon! Like half the audience here doesn’t already fap to her SFW pics…

    Now, if you’ll excuse me, she *is* in a receiving position…

  11. Ben

    They’re fake and they’re not spectacular.

  12. dontkillthemessenger

    18?????

    Who knew that Benjamin Button shit was real?

  13. Are they counting my Porn offer? If not then she now has 5 porn offers.

  14. El Jefe

    I would watch her porn, not with the old dude in it though.

  15. it had to be said

    Wait. She’s obviously in her mid-30s, so are they counting 18 years from when her implants went in, or are they confused and her IQ is 18?

  16. Josh

    I think they missed her 18th birthday by about 15 years. There’s no way this skag is only 18.

  17. YoMamma

    She STILL has that gold thing on her upper arm. Goddamit…

  18. Ummmmmm who? There are thousands of blonde haired big breasted women who would do porn for much cheaper. She’s a Z lister. At least Octomom had the allure of “Slimey Grand Canyon meets Horrific plane crash” attraction to watching her porn flick. This chick isn’t even famous enough to get a semi from me….

  19. Buddy The Elf

    Sorry – just cant get past that face. Dont think I ever will.
    I just keep thinking of The Crying Game.

  20. Metheguywhodoesnt

    How long do we think before he dumps her because she’s too old for him. Stanky legal babes getting in the way of his ‘legalized’ jail-bait.

  21. Mike

    Well, there goes our chance to prevent the Muslims from starting another shitstorm.

  22. “And Lindsay Lohan Just Blamed Suge Knight’s Son For Stealing That Jewelry”

    Gothikarose:
    Is it just me or is she like the new Courtney Stodden of this site, everyday there is some new shit about her that no one cares about. Hopefully the superficial will get tired of reporting about her like they did Courtney.

    I’m sorry everyone I believe it was me who caused this post. I jinxed you all, so sorry.

  23. The old saying about absence making the hard grow fonder must be true, ‘cuz now I’m thinking a double-ply burlap sack over her head, with a whole for her mouth, and I might like her to suck on my peepee!!

  24. Congratulations. Now you join the not so exclusive club of women I’m allowed to masturbate to.

    I would love to see her start a career in porno. Brazzers is a good choice. They make good stuff. You can start with girl/girl stuff if you’re uncomfortable with doing it with guys on camera. I’m looking forward to your continued contributions to my spank bank.

  25. She doesn’t look a day older than 29.

  26. pikabu

    Please say yes Please say yes PLEASE SAY YES!!!!!!!

    GOD I really hope she says yes. to Brazzers actually

  27. Pickles

    Brazzers is a good porn company. Seriously, all of their stuff is great quality. They are a company that both my husband and I can agree on! They would make sure she actually looks good.

  28. MyCoworkerIsHot

    Your like a sexy nerdy poet! That last sentence is fucking awesome.

  29. Mike D.

    From the looks of her, I think it’s safe to assume that she’s celebrating her 18th birthday for at least the 20th time.

  30. Another “Christian” willing to turn hypocrite and whore herself out for money. How much cash do we need to scrape together to watch a rhino take a shit right on her head? Because I would pay to see that.

  31. Too bad it is literally impossible for her to drown.

  32. I wonder what the pornmeisters will do about the lower half of her boobs being padding? (This is a rhetorical question, of course.)

  33. mm

    She has what it takes. Say YES to Brazzers. Would love to see this bitch get it on with the million-dollar penis.

  34. Courtney Stodden Bikini Surfing
    Audrey Jo
    Commented on this photo:

    SO she was 16/17 in the “dear Santa” shoot?
    I should stop thinking my college’s son girlfriend is a slut.

  35. Sliver

    Kids, this is why you avoid meth.

  36. Courtney Stodden Bikini Surfing
    Scott Disick's love child
    Commented on this photo:

    Who the fuck is this whore??

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    Shark
    Commented on this photo:

    Sorry Miss, you’re cited for criminally excessive vamping. You can accept a fine, incarceration, or you can make one or more porn flicks…guess which one we prefer?

  38. Deedee

    18????? She can’t even look good for a well kept 50! What kind of hard living did this disgusting looking woman have?.. Bizarre.

  39. Courtney Stodden Bikini Surfing
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    Wow!

  40. Courtney Stodden Bikini Surfing
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    Wish I was the on tied to her ankle.

  41. Courtney Stodden Bikini Surfing
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    That is exactly the perfect position for a woman like this.

  42. Courtney Stodden Bikini Surfing
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    I wouldproudly run that up my flag pole.

  43. rofls

    I would watch this

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