Good Morning, Courtney Sixx, And Other News

Gwyneth Paltrow tries to retcon conscious uncoupling. [Lainey Gossip]

Courtney Stodden is a beam of light now? [Fishwrapper]

Christina Aguilera’s reaching Kardashian levels of child pimping. [Dlisted]

If You Were In My Bed, I Would Never Leave [theCHIVE]

Republicans want to outlaw yoga pants now. WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA?! [The Frisky]

Kayslee Collins is topless. [WWTDD]

Holy shit, a cop was actually indicted for killing somebody. [Death and Taxes]

‘What Is Love?’ As Told By Porn Stars [Hollywood Tuna]

Good God, Robin Lawley… [Popoholic]

Allison Stokke made a sexy pole vaulting video. [COED]

Leohanna (RiCaprio? Ri-Rio?) is over. [IDLYITW]

It’s not wise to look into a Wookiee’s butt. [Celebslam]

Why is Helena Bonham Carter naked with a tuna? [DrunkenStepfather]

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