Courtney Love Performed Topless. Great.

November 14th, 2011 // 72 Comments

Because profusely bleeding from the retina wakes up you faster than a cup of coffee, here’s Courtney Love performing in Brazil over the weekend where she decided to go completely topless sending a clear message that they should never try emigrating to the U.S. “Hey, how do you say ghost tits in Portuguese? Mamas fantasmas? BEWARE THE MAMAS FANTASMAS! MUAHAHA- Ooh, is that heroin?”

NOTE: A couple of you are going to notice the uncensored versions are missing, but before you start bitchin’, think really hard about that for a second and then hopefully you’ll realize you almost complained I didn’t jab a scalding hot dick into your eye. Ha! Talk about embarrassing. You’d probably have to kill yourself.

Photos: AKM Images


  1. Weirdo

    Yeah,like anybody would want to see those flat floppy pancakes jiggling in their face. Disgusting,nasty whore!

  2. John The Terrible

    My eyes thank you for the scalding hot dick you did not poke them with.

  3. MJB

    I’ve translated plenty of things into Portuguese. Never thought I’d correct someone by writing, “mamas fantasmas.”

  4. Dude of Dudes

    And that my friends is why you shotgun yourself in the face.

  5. Courtney Love Topless
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    Is that a third nipple?

  6. Courtney Love Topless
    Commented on this photo:

    He said “shoot me here! I can’t look at you anymore!” But I was like “No, Kurt, I love you!”

  7. Rachel

    I like C Love. Where are the topless pics?

  8. Courtney Love Topless
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    So we can show Chris Brown’s pencil penis, Snookie’s fartbox and Lohan’s meth mouth ad nauseum but we can’t show heroin addled tits? What’s going on here?

  9. Courtney Love Topless
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    The stars- THEY DO NOTHING!

  10. stratacat

    performed what? anal?

  11. Fester

    Thanks for thinking of our retinas Mr. Fish although “scalding hot dick in the eye” is the 21st century version of “American as apple-pie,”

  12. Courtney Love Topless
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Courtney’s back out touring…..she must have gone through all the royalty money.
    Kurt Cobain’s kid will probably be left with nothing from his legacy. Nice job at motherhood Courtney.

  13. Courtney Love Topless
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    That armpit reminds me of something…

  14. Frank Burns

    And next week in the same concert series, a beaver shot from Stevie Nicks.

  15. “…and it seems to me, you lived your life floating flapjacks in the wind…”

  16. Courtney Love Topless
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    Maybe she was preforming at a Mamogram Convention

  17. Never has the spouse of a dead singer gotten so much mileage out of such a minimal amount of talent.

    • Any Guy

      talent? what talent? fucking disgusting PIG that has NO talent. = fixed. “on the coat tails of a dead man she’ll ride, she’ll ride high” – Primus.

  18. Must Find Toes

    Once upon a time, I really, really would have liked to see that.

    But that was probably about 15-20 years ago.

    Damn, I’m getting old

  19. Dave Mustaine

    Wait a minute? People actually watch and listen to this talentless hoe?

  20. Hey Hick Fuck You!

    I’m gay now…….great.

  21. Courtney Love Topless
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    Somehow she makes Bette Midler look cute.

  22. Venom

    Ironically by taking a bullet, Kurt Cobain actually dodged a bullet….

  23. Courtney Love Topless
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    It’s closing time, the lights are dim, the beer goggles are on, and this is all that’s left. Suddenly masturbation is a noble option.

  24. Courtney Love Topless
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    Er um… for those of us that want to see her doll-parts, how do we un-star the photo?

    • Doctari

      Department of Agriculture has a nice web site with some great pictures of cow utters. Just cut, paste and enjoy!

    • TheMonkeemobile

      It depends on the day of the week,..
      for a while you just had to click the pic again,..
      Then it was a special link
      then just click the star,
      then a special URL that you could get from a fortune cookie
      and now I think you have to roll a head of cabbage down a hall, jump up and down 3 times, and giggle.

      • baccusvd

        go to or whatever one of the fan sites. Her boobs are okay actually her nips are lookin a bit old… because they are. But lots of girls my age have way worse tits.

  25. Courtney Cunt is at it again. Kurt wouldn’t bang her with his own dick….that’s why he checked out!! Must get away….must get away….

  26. Here’s the video starting at 1:04…. my apologies in advance……I bear no responsibilities to damages done to your corneas.

    • Courtney's Herpe Ridden Hole

      Her fake tits are a mile apart. She covered up all her nasty tats and track marks too. She should’ve just worn a burka.

      The murderess bitch needs to be euthanized.

  27. Courtney Love Topless
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    Whatever that guy is saying with his eyes, he’s lying.

  28. In the famous words of Ron White…

    “I got in last night, and some guys wanted to take me to a topless bar. I didn’t want to go… but I ended up going, cause you guys will back me up on this, you’ve seen one woman nekid… you wanna see the rest of them nekid! It can be an old biker chick, you know, they’re gonna hang down to here. ‘Wanna see me nekid?’ Yeah, I do! All right, roll ‘em back up now! I’ve seen enough.”

  29. Courtney Love Topless
    bob the banker
    Commented on this photo:

    Thank God I couldn’t see the unstarred version!

  30. it had to be said

    Sad moment when I realized that “topless” meant something different from “headless.”

  31. Courtney Love Topless
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    Please explain to me why I’m old enough to die in a war, but not old enough to see this Zombie’s tit.

    Your decision that I should be protected from viewing this is a tax on the poor! I am the 99%!

  32. Courtney Love Topless
    Applied rough tools
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    Has this place gone Disney? I cant view original.

  33. kimmykimkim

    When I was 14 I really loved this band (though I always liked Babes in Toyland more, go ahead and judge.) And luckily I saw them live when I did because holy shit 47 year old boobs should not be flashed.

    Side note: whenever I see a post about Courtney Stodden, “Teenage Whore” and “Asking for it” always pop into my head. So I guess I have CLove to thank for that.

  34. Courtney Love Topless
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    Thank the stars!

  35. Courtney Love Topless
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    Why is she poking them? Crazy bitch, don’t poke them, what the fuck?

  36. Courtney Love Topless
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    If I poke it right here heroin juice shoots out the nipple

  37. Bart

    Now we’re the ones to see her “rehearsed insanity”… I won’t stick around.

  38. freaky

    I have a right to look at ugly tits, dammit. This is Amurka! Seriously, Fish, ti’s like a car wreck — nobody is going to admit to wanting to see the bloody carnage but everybody looks…

    • Hedgehog

      I remember when Fish was funny, when there was a nip-slip/crotch shot once a week. I haven’t seen a NSFW for at least 3 months. This site is going downhill quickly.

  39. Courtney Love Topless
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    I stared at this photo for a long time and all I kept thinking was “someone actually wanted her to perform music??”.

  40. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    My brother Gregori and I ponder many things over a case of vodka at night, and the one that bothers us most is the evil twin idea. Is there a fresh-faced Lindsey living a healthy life somewhere, and what we see in the “news” is her evil twin, or are we due to see the evil one someday? We both flinch at the idea that this is the “good’” Courtney, and that worse will come. Gregori mutters about the End Times when I bring that up.
    Neither of us is prepared to consider the Cyrus/Hasselhoff/Jersey Shore/Beiber/Sheen evil twins. And Shatner’s evil twin is beyond what mortals can imagine.

  41. Courtney Love Topless
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    the location of the two pink censorship stars in this photo is troubling.

  42. that

    transorbital lobotomy makes it all go away.

  43. Genevieve

    Not a big deal to be topless in Brazil. But aside from that…..EW, Courtney Love is NASTY!!! Looks wise & personality wise.

  44. Winnie

    C’mon man! She’s no starlet, but a rock queen she is – This is the kind of thing she used to do back in the day – what a legend. Don’t make yourselves look old people.

  45. Courtney Love Topless
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    WTF SW? There existed a social contract whereby the presence of pink stars meant that, by jumping through hoops, I would be able to see the private parts of someone famous.

  46. uncle denial

    A face that would make a train take a dirt road.

  47. skuddles

    Honestly, what’s next?? Deep throating a double headed dildo for an encore? There is no low low enough for the CLo.

  48. Paul

    Tits are tits. No nudity=sell out site. Have fun going under,pussies.

  49. Courtney Love Topless
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    Did she perform topless? Or did she perform semi-topless with stupid fucking pink stars on her tits?


  50. Courtney Love Topless
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    lemme see them mangled titties

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