(Apparently someone just found out bars don’t serve heroin.)
- Did Ryan Murphy accuse the NFL of gay-bashing, too? [Popeater]
- Kate Walsh : Bristol Palin :: Luke Skywalker : Death Star. (That’s possibly to scale.) [Dlisted]
- Howard Stern took Carrie Underwood‘s seats. Life is hard. [Lainey Gossip]
- Geri Halliwell is like a fine wine. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Chloe Sevigny is naked again. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Alcide might be Superman. [IDLYITW]
- Jessica Simpson normally doesn’t get that drunk, you guys. Honest. [Celebslam]
- Kim Kardashian is still talking about that sex tape she’s so upset about leaking herself. [Amy Grindhouse]
- Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell get to meet another of Kate Hudson‘s boyfriend. And, oh, look, this one put a baby in her. How.. adorable. [PopSugar]
- theCHIVE has sexy readers. [theCHIVE]
- Minka Kelly vs. Brooklyn Decker: The Movie [Bleacher Report]
- Olivia Munn’s Controversial Groin: Behind the Scenes [Maxim]
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Munn is an obnoxious, self-obsessed unfunny little twit watering down The Daily Show. Who cares? not that pretty. Nice tits, that’s all.
Courtney Love + Heroin = Super Saiyan?
If you’re wondering if she smells like vomit and cat urine then you’re assumption is correct!
lol….Courtney looks like a suicide jumper trying to upright herself in mid-air.
I WANT WHAT SHE’S HAVING!
oh no she is not strung out on drugs. it’s just the wind is so strong it’s making her wobble all over the place and turning her pale.
If I was married to this woman I would load a shotgun and blow my head off.
Ugggggg, that’s a rooougggghhh joke…
Like a Barbie doll after you put it in the oven.
Cruella De Vil
Cruella De Vil
If she doesn’t scare you
No evil thing will
To see her is to
Take a sudden chill
Cruella, Cruella De Vil
Wow, Courtney looks like the pic of Sam Ronson getting out of the car with Nicole Ritchie the other day. At least she can take comfort in holding the Guinness World Record for making (being) the longest longest skid-mark in history.
“Longest longest” must mean REALLY long (fuck, I’m SO wasted).
she must go to the same plastic surgeon as Madonna cus they’re starting to look like twins.
Jesus fucking Christ are you seriously linking to Maxim now?
God I’m so envious, I want to make money off linking terrible sites like Lainey Gossip and Maxim :(
Then why aren’t you doing it instead of bitching about it, you fucking feeb?
You’re not real
Leaving her audition for There’s Somethign About Mary: The Sequel.
At least she wore some panties. Praise jeezus & pass the bong.
In all fairness to Courtney she still looks better than Andy Dick AND she’s not pissing in an alley… at the precise moment this picture was taken. Five minutes before or after, all bets are off.
Why are we surprised, or care that Chloe Sevigny is doing more nude scenes? We don’t get news flashes when other porn stars do yet more nudity, so why Chloe? You can only watch a chick sucking cocks and swallowing loads of manchowder for so long before the fact that she’s topless is a bit tame.
Trashbag Courtney isn’t going into old-age gracefully, is she? What’s that saying about putting lipstick on a pig?
Pretty!
I wonder what the leopard was thinking: “One day Imma get killed and they’ll wrap me around Angelina Jolie! Or maybe Scarlett Johansson! Or maybe CoCo if they can fit me around her!” You know he’s all up in Cat Heaven like: “What the FUCK! You wasted my shit on HER!”
that gave me the LOLs you lil gingle janglez!
I guess as a result of Courtney’s fall, it another trip to the plastic surgeon for more work.
and this is the chick that used her ‘pull’ and got Tokyopop to publish her crap-tastic manga, and actually get royalites off of it! What a dumba$$!
“The People VS Larry Flint” seems like a million years ago.
Wow! look at Macaulay Culkin doing the two step in a fur coat…
Oh man, not reading the headline always makes me get things wrong.
you are so right hahaha
If you like to get high quick. Give her cooter a lick.
She doesn’t look bad for a lifelong addict.
Oh! What an excellent rolemodel!
We should spank her buttocks until her wig drops onto the floor.
Simply ravishing.
When ever you see her in stretched position with eyes closed. That means that she’s sober folks.
Unless they’re made out of titanium. Any glass slippers wouldn’t fit her anyway.
What’s the U.S. biggest cultural heritage? That’s Hollywood folks. Nuff said.
We know how they arrive and this is the way how they leave.
yep, are there are still americans who want her as wife?
……….ofcourse folks, THIS IS THE UNITED STATES!!
You can tell that she’s taken care by a dead corpse.
macaulay?
Indeed. I saw the resemblance as well.
At first figured he was a Charlie Sheen type post-breakup bender.
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Goddamn.
Ah say…Ah say…GodDAMN!
Bitch looks like a fuckin’ bag lady!
I wouldn’t fuck ‘er with even Charlie Sheen’s coked out limp dick.
Goddamn!
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Man this biddi is killa!
I’d still fuck ‘er.
I don’t know if that’s real fur that she’s advertising…er…I mean wearing, but here’s a link showing how animals are treated when they’re turned into fur coats…this may make some of you ill:
http://www.undercovertv.org/vp_fur-farm.php
(If the link does not work just Google search “Undercovertv.org” and click on the link entitled “fur farm”).
Another aging trainwreck desperately trying to cover her bad choices and crap genetics with plastic surgery and expensive clothing. Die already.
LOL @ “the other white addict” like there aren’t millions.
she has to f’d up…most people have a hard time walking on their ankles
specially for the folks who need attention.
just one method availible……….SUÏCIDE, folks!!
It’s true that even only my name is enough to make people tremble with fear …..
Whenever you meet me it’s recommendable to put your eyes down just to avoid uncontrollable trembling. But then again don’t look at that big gun either.
wow, all these posts here, and somehow I’m surprised not one single ‘I’d hit that’.
personally, I wouldn’t even hit that with a Buick.
Courtney Love has done serious damage to her looks through cosmetic plastic surgery and smoking. At one time Love was one of the hottest women in rock.
Smoking also destroys and thins the skin because nicotine is a VASO-CONSTRICTOR, which means the nicotine in cigarettes constricts blood vessels/capillaries which stops blood-flow to the skin, which of course causes the skin to become thin, wrinkled, dry and non-elastic from lack of healthy blood flow. (most stimulant drugs are vaso-constrictors and ruin human skin).
She should forget about plastic surgery and attempt to quit smoking and coffee, if possible, to look younger. (caffeine is also a vasoconstrictor and stops blood and nutrients from reaching the skin.
It’s extremely important for people who have had plastic surgery done to not smoke because the skin needs full blood flow to continue healing and not become necrotic (dead) from lack of blood flow.
Plastic cosmetic surgery should be regulated more heavily by our government. Many people are now permanently damaging and disfiguring their bodies and even dying from poorly executed/too much plastic surgery.