Courtney Love Talks About Killing Kurt Cobain

October 5th, 2011 // 58 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

That headline was a cheap lure, I know, but it’s actually not far from the crazy that Courtney Love decided to spew out to Vanity Fair. In an effort to give kids a better understanding of what drugs do to your brain than the fried egg analogy, or really anything that Lady Gaga does, she gave a rambling, hilariously insane interview that does include mentioning that she’d kill Kurt Cobain. I pulled some of the highlights:

On not learning anything from Pulp Fiction like the rest of us did about reviving an OD patient:
“He OD’d at least five times. I was the fucking E.M.S. I was always sticking pins in his balls. I carried around Narcan!”

On the beautiful recollection of the day her daughter was born, every mother’s dream:
“There were no drugs in my urine, no drugs in her urine when she was born,”

On not making the connection to the above statement and probably every ensuing moment of that kid’s life:
‘Frances Bean emancipated herself from her mother two years ago, a decision that is clearly still bewildering and hurtful to Love. “All I can feel is how much I love her,” Love tells Sales. “I’d give anything to hear the sound of her heels walking down the hall past my bedroom.”

On having a strong understanding of what causes severe depression:
“We had $135,000 in our bank account. They said that if he would go do Lollapalooza he would make $11 million… Do you think Kurt would have killed himself if he had known he had $54 million?”

No, but jamming needles into his ballbag sure wasn’t helping anything. I like to believe if I was on the brink of death, drifting off on a heroin cloud towards a bright light only to be jolted back to the reality of Courtney Love’s shaky junkie hand holding a syringe with my sacblood on it would pretty much make my mind up on the spot.

Photo: Getty, Splash News, WENN

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  1. lily

    crazy CRAZE.

  2. bonerspunk

    Is her face sliding off??? Where’s that shotgun at?

  3. Cock Dr

    Hooking up with this batshit nightmare was one of the worst decisions of Cobain’s life.

    • Alicia

      I’m thinkin the whole gun in the mouth probably topped it, though.

      • Satan's bitch

        Touche, Alicia.

      • Cock Dr

        One bad decision leads to another.

      • No-name directo

        Except that it was a shotgun, and he would’ve had to pull the trigger with his toe. Quite a feat for someone on as much horse as he was at the time.

        I’m not a conspiracy nut or anything, but when you’re looking for shit, you go to the bathroom.

    • Dan

      I agree… but she is probably one of few who would put up with him…

      • Kurt Killed Himself

        She shotgun was short and people taller than 5’4” could fire it with the hand. For not being a conspiracy nut you are eating their shit with peas and wine.

      • TruthHurts

        Whats with all the courtney sympathy. It should have been her with a shotgun in the mouth, not Kurt. Krist and Dave can’t even play Nirvana songs anymore without being sued by this cunt. Strap her to a pole and burn the devil out of her. Witch bitch cunt. Die a slow painful death you blood sucking golddigging cuntish crackhead whore.

    • cc

      If someone goes looking for the cause of Kurt’s depression, well, they don’t have to look much beyond Courtney.

      • Stop being stupid

        Really? Ignore the whole he was a heroin addict thing, it was definitely her, and not a hard drug.

  4. naano

    in every picture ever of this bitch she looks sloppy as hell

  5. Did anyone read that last quote, blink twice and say “What the fuck kinda math is that?” That she didn’t pursue a career in finance shocks me to no end.

    • TomFrank

      It only makes no sense out of context. In the whole article, it comes as part of Courtney’s apparent fixation on the Nirvana money being hidden or swindled over the years.

      “According to Love, the money problems existed even when Kurt Cobain was alive. ‘We could never find our money!’ she says. ‘We had $135,000 in our bank account. They said that if he would go do Lollapalooza he would make $11 million… Do you think Kurt would have killed himself if he had known he had $54 million?’ That figure is based on research done by Love’s Twitter Army, her online fans and believers who are determined to get to the bottom of ‘the fraud.’ “

  6. Courtney Love Kill Kurt Cobain
    TRUTH
    Commented on this photo:

    … so, Courtney killed Kurt. Okay … but which Doctor mutilated her face which makes me want to kill myself every time I see it?

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  7. Savalas

    “I was a the traditional, stay at home mother, and Kurt was out all day working to keep a roof over our heads and food on the table.

    I’d just die if I learned my If my home-cooked, comfort-food meals that I’d serve to him every night had sent him to an early grave.”

  8. OK

    $135,000 plus $11 million = $54 million. Thanks, professor crazy fucking whore bitch.

    • Learn to read

      OK professor in need to learn to read. She says Kurt thought he had $135,000. For this reason, there were talks of Lollapalooza’s $11 million. In the end, Kurt had $54 million when he died. He died before Lollapalooza so no need to add the extra $11 million. I hope your job doesn’t involve reading.

      • Any Guy

        you’re proud to be fact finding on Courtney Crackhead Love? congrats, you just won the internet award for ‘most time wasted researching human garbage’. no one cares.

    • Brad Hallston

      Exactly LOLLL

  9. Courtney Love Kill Kurt Cobain
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    Huh? Oh, yeah, I think I heard of Curd Cocaine.

  10. What she actually said was: “Yeah, I’d like some fucking Kurd Cocaine.” “Sniff Sniff”

  11. I think I just threw up in my mouth

    Ummm…Kay. What she misses of her daughter (underage,I’ll assume since she was emancipated) is “the sound of her HIGH HEELS clicking PAST her bedroom door”. Sounds like Mommy Dearest? Not seeing her face or talking to her but hearing high heels on her little door as they passed mummy’s room right on by. I think THAT is the most edged up thing she said and no one seemed to noticed. This broad is a hot mess.

    • Learn to read

      Her daughter was 17 when she emancipated (now 19). She’s short so she wears heels. Courtney also talks about watching old hollywood movies with her. You’re narrow minded if you think there’s something wrong with Courtney’s wish.

    • DUH Already!

      Unrelated…but your user name totally states the obvious…of COURSE you throw up in your mouth; that’s where vomit exists your body from…sheesh…that saying needs to fuck off and die already.

  12. Compound9

    Stop mincing words, you being the trashiest piece of shit alive is why kurt killed himself. If i had to look at your face and know that you would be around i would be shoving needles in the tip of my dick full of anything toxic i could find to kill the pain of knowing you.

    • Kurt Killed Himself

      Kurt tried to kill himself years before meeting Courtney. The guy had mental problems. He’s responsible for marrying a person with problems. I think he loved her so much because she did know what he going through.

    • Uh, was he a zombie with no free will? Incapable of leaving or getting a divorce? Chained to her with leg irons? Don’t think so. Yeah, she’s a fucking mess and used up drug addict, but then so was he. And HE was the one who made the decision to blow his head off and leave his child, who he claimed to love more than anything, WITH HER. So why is all the weight on her for HIS saying “fuck it” and taking a lead ticket off this planet?

  13. Deacon Jones

    So that blond fruity guy from the Style channel finally got AIDS?

  14. tlmck

    Ha! I’ve been dead for 15 years and people still take pictures of me!

  15. Courtney Love Kill Kurt Cobain
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    I don’t even read it when it’s Photo Boy

  16. Deryn

    “I love and miss my daughter and wish she were back in my life; want to see her diary?”

    Jesus.

  17. Courtney Love Kill Kurt Cobain
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    Commented on this photo:

    Skank with man hands.

  18. Blech

    KILLING? I believe the words we’re looking for are “having killed”…?

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  20. Newts

    I used to be a fan of Courtneys but then you grow up and realize Santa Claus aint real, and that this coked out drug crazed black hole vagina killed our generations greatest rock star.

  21. forrest gump

    please stay calm: HE IS ALREADY BURRIED, honey!!

  22. smartarse

    Pulp Fiction came out after he died

  23. Hawk

    And she wonders why her daughter wants no part of her.

  24. Steelerchick

    Shut up Bitch!!

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    aHAHAHAHAHA this quote is visually hilarious- yet terrifying.
    “I like to believe if I was on the brink of death, drifting off on a heroin cloud towards a bright light only to be jolted back to the reality of Courtney Love’s shaky junkie hand holding a syringe with my sacblood on it would pretty much make my mind up on the spot.”

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  28. I can’t believe that this nut job thinks that Kurt would have offed himself because of money. he was always poor, he didn’t care about money. he made her return a very expensive luxury car to the dealership because it went against everything he stood for. Everytime she says anything, it involves money. Dave Grohl’s stealing her money, Krist Novoselic is stealing her money, junkie boyfriends are stealing my money….she just doesn’t realize how much she actually pissed through because she was wasted for 15 years…

  29. l.din

    I predict that she will be a homeless bag lady soon.. I once read and interview that she did in her younger years, in which she states something like she believe there is a certain romance in being a “bag lady”. Perhaps she was predicting her future.. Karma is a bitch and slowly but surley it’s kicking her ass.. It will only get worse for her… She has distroyed too many people to ever be blessed with a peaceful, happy exsistence.. Burn the witch, the witch is dead!

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