Courtney Love Sued For Acting Like Courtney Love

July 11th, 2012 // 18 Comments
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When we last heard from Courtney Love, she was holding an art show of her work that included a wedding gown embroidered with the phrase “fuck me.” So it probably won’t come as a shock to anyone that she’s now being sued by her former assistant for the closest possible unlawful act they could find to “being a paranoid drug addict.” TMZ reports:

One of Courtney Love’s former assistants is suing the singer — claiming Courtney asked her to break the law … by hiring a computer hacker and counterfeiting legal documents.

The article doesn’t mention what the legal documents were in reference to, so I’ll just go ahead and assume it was Kurt Cobain‘s estate, of which she hasn’t had control for years. I love Courtney’s thinking (and yes, I’m aware that thinking in this case is the equivalent of free-falling through a heroin cloud) that any type of forged legal document could hide the fact that she’s always been an out of control lunatic.

JUDGE: Ms. Love, will there be anything else?
COURTNEY: I wish to present Exhibit B, your majesty. *holds up folder* Coca-Cola’s secret recipe is AIDS!
JUDGE: Right. Bailiff, toss this pill bottle out the fire exit. I’ve got a 3:30 tee time.

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  1. EricLr

    I hear the CIA turned her into a heroin-addicted train-wreck just to cover up the aliens at Area 51. It’s all detailed in Courtney’s paper “How the CIA is Fucking Me, an Essay in Feces.”

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    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    There, there, Ronnie Van Zandt, just rest your head on this titty I bought in 1995.

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    Commented on this photo:

    “And I pray…

    Oh my GOD do I pray

    I pray every single day….

    for a bolt on tittay!”

  4. edod

    She had Kurt killed. If you look at the police report the gun used in the “suicide” was wiped clean. How do you wipe a gun after you’ve killed yourself?

  5. broduh jenner

    she really needs to get in touch with lohan to learn, “how to avoid legal trouble at the expense of the state whilst still maintaining your faltering career.”

  6. your mom

    I have no idea how these people are still alive. Are they putting vitamins in heroin now?

  7. Athr

    I didn’t know cobain had been dug up and re-animated.

  8. Cock Dr

    It’s like Suzanne Somers threw away her health foods & thigh master and started up on heroin.

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    Commented on this photo:

    I’d sooner fuck Carnie Wilson than Courtney Love. Now, that might not be saying much, but if I sent this message back to 1994, it would totally blow everyone’s mind.

  10. GregVersion2

    Why isn’t Van Helsing hunting her?

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    Bionic_Crouton
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    Crackhead Barbie

  12. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    She looks like a design Tim Burton rejected.

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