Courtney Love Sued For Acting Like Courtney Love
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When we last heard from Courtney Love, she was holding an art show of her work that included a wedding gown embroidered with the phrase “fuck me.” So it probably won’t come as a shock to anyone that she’s now being sued by her former assistant for the closest possible unlawful act they could find to “being a paranoid drug addict.” TMZ reports:
One of Courtney Love’s former assistants is suing the singer — claiming Courtney asked her to break the law … by hiring a computer hacker and counterfeiting legal documents.
The article doesn’t mention what the legal documents were in reference to, so I’ll just go ahead and assume it was Kurt Cobain’s estate, of which she hasn’t had control for years. I love Courtney’s thinking (and yes, I’m aware that thinking in this case is the equivalent of free-falling through a heroin cloud) that any type of forged legal document could hide the fact that she’s always been an out of control lunatic.
JUDGE: Ms. Love, will there be anything else?
COURTNEY: I wish to present Exhibit B, your majesty. *holds up folder* Coca-Cola’s secret recipe is AIDS!
JUDGE: Right. Bailiff, toss this pill bottle out the fire exit. I’ve got a 3:30 tee time.