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I like how she only filled the left one with helium. She’s a character.

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- Pink gave birth to what I’m assuming was 48 baby elephants based on these pictures. [TooFab]

- Darren Aronofsky is doing this instead of directing the next Wolverine movie. [Popeater]

- Jason Sudeikis blasphemed against the Maple Christ. [Huffington Post]

- Amy Winehouse spent six days in rehab. A new record! [Dlisted]

- That publicist who dropped Taylor Lautner wasn’t taking any of Tom Cruise’s shit either. [Lainey Gossip]

- Aubrey O’Day’s cleavage. Now with less beat-up hoo-ha! [Hollywood Tuna]

- Paris Hilton said that her leaked sex tape is the only reason people think she is a slut on Piers Morgan Tonight. That was three days ago. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- There is a picture of Nancy Reagan sitting on Mr. T’s lap in here. [theCHIVE]

- Michael Fassbender did not telekinetically transport his semen (It has zinc in it, so yes, as Magneto he would be able to control it with his mind.) into January Jones. [IDLYITW]

- Photographer Mario Testino is the true genius of our time. [Just Jared]

- Way cooler ways to assist your death than whatever Jack Kevorkian was doing (He died today). [Maxim]

- The Facts of Life now has a porn parody. *secretly hopes Benson is next*. [FilmDrunk]

- I’m guessing this is identical to the one Sean Penn gave to Scarlett Johansson. [BuzzFeed]

- Top 25 Former WAGS Who Are Never Coming Back to Sports: Otherwise known as Hit it and Quit it Pro. [Bleacher Report]

- And one current WAG, Sarah Brandner in a bikini. [Popoholic]

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