Courtney Love just quit Twitter again after a naked photo posted to her account was splattered all over the web. Turns out it was supposed to be a private message, but apparently God was angry that day, exposing us to His wrath:
I’m off twitter, that photo was meant for a boy friend
Yes, because clearly this was Twitter’s fault and not at all heroin’s. That’s a good little junkie. In the meantime, I love how Courtney Love tries to pretend the pic was for “a” boyfriend as if there’s not one, but several men willing to have sex with something the entire Internet thought was a corpse at first. (True story: I called a forensics team.)
Photos: Splash News
The Real TAB | October 5, 2010 at 2:13 pm
FIRST AGAIN! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
The Real TAB | October 5, 2010 at 2:14 pm
AND for the LOVE of Christ! Who would even think about dating/screwing something as wretched as this!
dudeatdudedotdude | October 5, 2010 at 3:08 pm
Not so much who as how many drugs theyre on, or want..
Captain_Insano | October 5, 2010 at 2:15 pm
Whatever shuts her the fuck up!!
FrankNfrtr | October 5, 2010 at 2:16 pm
Ms. Love’s underarm area rates a Superficial website star. Something not nice going on there.
BloodCum | October 5, 2010 at 2:19 pm
Looks like she shits out of her arm pit and had a retard attempt to wipe it.
RoboZombie | October 5, 2010 at 2:58 pm
@BloodCUM: Comment of the DAY!
The Real TAB | October 5, 2010 at 2:22 pm
It looks like fat deposits that have never been washed..in the 1st & 5th photos the guy in the background is looking on in shear disgust that it is Courtney Love and in the 5th pic her hands look shiny, WTF!
trousers | October 5, 2010 at 2:43 pm
It looks the same way skin does after being covered up by a cast and pissed in for 4 months
The Real TAB | October 5, 2010 at 2:17 pm
To quote “dudeatdudedotdude” from an earlier post:
Whoever you are repent yourself now!
Turd Ferguson | October 5, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Poor dude.
Right now his buddies are all taunting him relentlessly.
Also, his wingman has been fired.
Edamame | October 5, 2010 at 2:31 pm
…and THIS shit is why I never joined twitter. That little blue bird just went on a rampage after seeing her nude pics!
McFeely Smackup | October 5, 2010 at 2:32 pm
I actually agree with her. Heroin junkies should not use twitter to share private photos or information. They will inevitably confuse the private button with the public one. They’ll also confuse the telephone for the cat, the peanut butter for grandmother, and eventually snort draino thinking it was a t-bone steak.
She gets grosser every day. Is there a critical mass point where she just explodes and it’s finally over?
The Real TAB | October 5, 2010 at 2:45 pm
Spot on! That was fuckin’ hilarious!
terry | October 6, 2010 at 4:27 am
confusing husband for a shooting mark is possible as well.
Roman | October 5, 2010 at 2:35 pm
What a bunch of bullshit, someone else had to take that picture so why would she be sending it to bf? I’d be pissed as shit and ask who the fuck took that picture after I went Rihanna on that ass!
Marley | October 5, 2010 at 3:28 pm
I think you mean after you go “Chris Brown” on her ass. Retard.
Christian Virgin Girl | October 5, 2010 at 2:38 pm
This woman is not a good role model for young women. She takes illegal drugs, she’s promiscuous, she’s slutty, and her songs are laced with profanity. I think she is very unhappy and I will pray for her that she will someday accept Jesus as Lord.
dudeatdudedotdude | October 5, 2010 at 2:55 pm
Those r actually the few things i *like* about her..
* starfish * | October 5, 2010 at 9:49 pm
Can I take away the Christian and the Virgin parts of you…to make you (w)hole?
Burt | October 6, 2010 at 1:18 am
Aren’t promiscuous and slutty synonyms?
so damn hilarious | May 21, 2011 at 8:04 pm
Calling someone “slutty” is not a very “christain” thing to do.
guy rossi | October 5, 2010 at 2:43 pm
Shouldn’t WE be quiting Twitter cause of her nude pic
horn dog | October 5, 2010 at 3:27 pm
Word!
Kurt Cobain's Rotting Corpse | October 5, 2010 at 2:47 pm
Bitch, you shot me in my face when I was passed out. I used my neatherworldly powers to post that fucked up picture of you on twitter. Also, I let everyone know that I used to write all your songs for you and your gay band. Fuck you bitch!! I never liked you.
Cock Dr | October 5, 2010 at 2:52 pm
Stupid junkie; then why’d ya marry her?
RoboZombie | October 5, 2010 at 2:57 pm
He must have been high.
Dante Calamari | October 5, 2010 at 3:15 pm
He married her because Gay Marriage isn’t legal in Washington State?
Kurt Cobain's Rotting Corpse | October 5, 2010 at 3:18 pm
Cause the bitch got me hooked on heroin. Then when I got clean, I was gonna divorce her ass, and I threatened to tell everyone that I wrote all her songs for her if she didn’t let me go. So the bitched drugged me and blew my head off after I passed out. How doesn’t anyone know this? The suicide note wasn’t in my handwriting….can’t a junkie catch a break?
The Real TAB | October 5, 2010 at 3:23 pm
Wow..could you repeat that please? I didn’t get it the first 8 times you posted it through this site..Thanks.
dudeatdudedotdude | October 5, 2010 at 3:25 pm
What color were kurt cobain’s eyes? (Hint.. one blue this way, one blue that way…)
Kurt Cobain's Rotting Corpse | October 5, 2010 at 3:29 pm
I’m a ghost you fucktard, what else am I gonna do. Now go suck some pole you homo, remember, ghosts can see everything.
The Real TAB | October 5, 2010 at 3:30 pm
Ah..”dude..” YOU get my sarcastic humor!
Cock Dr | October 5, 2010 at 3:43 pm
You married her because she got you hooked on smack? Good going.
Now haunt on over to Ms. Love’s house in time for Halloween. Make sure she doesn’t pass out prescription pills to the little trick-or-treaters. And encourage her to wear a big parka (with a hood) next time she goes out in public.
dudeatdudedotdude | October 5, 2010 at 3:54 pm
Ugh must admit i believ ghosts can see when ur crankin it. Oddly enuf idgaf if god sees. But some my dead buddies.. fuck that. Have to be very clinical about it when im swollen and can no longer walk… Which just happens to be today, maybe.. Oh~
Afroballz wish me luck, almost forgot i got a date with a seriously sweet sista after work today!! On the one hand i think smack it and ride the wave. On the other now i have a flippin complex thanks to u lol
Dante Calamari | October 5, 2010 at 4:29 pm
Damn, so some sick gay pervert ghost may be watching me when I wank??? dudeatdude thanks for the warning … how boring must a ghosts afterlife be to sit there and watch me wank?
MardeeBum | October 5, 2010 at 2:53 pm
Who would have thought something good could come from a naked Courtney Love picture.
RoboZombie | October 5, 2010 at 2:57 pm
Does this mean we’ll never have to see this ugly skank again? No? Oh well, you can always dream…
♫ | October 5, 2010 at 5:05 pm
yeah, I don’t know what she’s going for ….she’ll be back when her last endorsement check runs out. I mean runs into her vein.
mr. T | October 5, 2010 at 3:00 pm
OH NO! Now what heroin addicted junkie will I follow on Twitter??????
Dante Calamari | October 5, 2010 at 3:09 pm
mr. T … you want a LIST???
As for Courtney Love, my eyes just breathed a collective sigh of relief.
Kurt | October 5, 2010 at 3:30 pm
This doesn’t look at all like Courtney. My guess is she died a few months ago and she hasn’t even noticed because of drugs in her system.
♫ | October 5, 2010 at 5:08 pm
I don’t get it ….it’s not like her quitting is doing anything to erase that horrifying pic from my mind or anyone else’s.
Sorry, Courtney. You can’t shed your skank image until you shed the heroin or whatever idiot pills you’ve addicted yourself to. What a fuck up.
250 lb rockabilly/burlesque/rollerderby girl with Bettie Page bangs | October 5, 2010 at 5:11 pm
her nose is getting weirder.
Compound9 | October 5, 2010 at 5:16 pm
Its to bad she didn’t quit before she twitted that fucking picture. I cannot seem to un-see it and she wont go away.
They need to release a book of her life story with lots of pictures, its the best anti drug add i can think of
♫Mr Rough stuff...Who do you think you are♫ | October 5, 2010 at 7:47 pm
Is it safe to say the boyfriend’s been in a coma for the past 2 years?
Burt | October 6, 2010 at 1:24 am
She looks nice enough in these pictures, but she should stop getting cosmetic surgery. She looked gorgeous in this picture from a couple of years ago:
http://celebrities.biteus.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/court-and-kate.jpg
Ash Bones | October 6, 2010 at 6:22 am
This should scare Lindsay straight..
captain america | October 6, 2010 at 9:11 am
she wiped her sister’s ass with her arm pit?
OR HER ARM PITS ARE ADDICTED TO POT-CIGARETTES??
electronic cigarette | October 7, 2011 at 2:47 pm
Thanks for People are bound to find this really important. Wow is all I can say. Thanks again.