Courtney Love, On The Other Hand, Probably Could’ve Stopped 9/11

January 18th, 2012 // 31 Comments

While Mark Wahlberg openly asserts he’s tougher than the 250+ people who died crashing into the World Trade Center because obviously they were a bunch of faggots, here’s Courtney Love demonstrating how you really fight terrorism: With more terrorism. A. Nobody’s giving that a patdown. B. You don’t see that at the gate and not immediately cancel your ticket knowing in your heart of hearts that if such a thing exists, surely Allah does not. And C. I heard terrorists like terrorism, but you can’t put terrorism in your terrorism.

Adding… Suck it, air marshals.

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  1. it had to be said


  2. When she joins forces with Cher, together they can stop clocks AND turn back time. It’s like a Superman movie, only with heroin and mangled vaginas.

  3. Cock Dr

    Courtney Love is like a sandstorm: a force of nature that can’t be stopped & is really bad on the eyeballs.

  4. Crabby Old Guy

    Remember when she was so cute and everyone wanted to bang her? Oh man, I’m sorry, I can’t even keep a straight face while I was typing that shit. Her parents must have had to tie a pork chop around her neck when she was a kid just to get the family dog to play with her.

  5. None of these idiots could have prevented 9/11 except for maybe Snooki. Isn’t it true that Muslims dislike pork?

  6. Courtney was taken away from her father at the tender age of 3 because he was giving her drugs. Courtney’s mother abandoned her at a foster home. “Her parents” didn’t care if the family dog wanted to play with her or not. People like you make me sick. Keep the bad jokes.

  7. JC

    All of the terrorists would have ended up shooting themselves in the face with shotguns. Problem solved.

    Too soon? Not soon enough?

  8. Donald Trump

    Do you know how many men only recognize her from this angle?

  9. Courtney Love Upskirt Panty Flash
    Commented on this photo:

    “Who do I gotta blow to get a strip search over here?”

  10. So “it had to be said” is another “Kurt Cobain was God and he was murdered because God can’t commit suicide” user. Good. Keep replying all the bad things you want, it won’t change the fact Cobain is dead and when a person dies the family cashes in. It has happened for centuries.

    • it had to be said

      Actually, I was never in to Nirvana and didn’t give a shit when Cobain died, but I do know that his wife is a low-life, manipulative junkie who has cashed in on his death well beyond what anyone ever could have expected. Did I mention that she’s a no talent junkie?

      • I don’t believe you. You hate Courtney in an unhealthy obsessive way. That’s the reason why you make fun of her age and call her a “no talent junkie” and a junkie again. When sane people hate a celeb for whatever reason they make a comment and move on, they don’t keep replying to every user with negative comments and subjective feelings. That’s what talent is, subjective. Contrary to your beliefs, the film directors who were hiring Courtney in movies before Nirvana ever existed say she was talented. The music articles written before she was with Cobain say Courtney was talented. It was after getting with Cobain when people started saying she had no talent. But as I said, it’s subjective.

        If Courtney really had wanted to cash in she’d have sold the house where Cobain died to the company that wanted a Nirvana museum there; she’d have sold his paintings and collages; she’d have sold all his clothes and guitars; she’d had sold his journals the way they were (only song lyrics and lists of albums were released in a book, not his feelings). And remember that when a Nirvana record is released it is because former Nirvana members want to cash in the Cobain myth and nostalgia. It is always their idea, Courtney never goes to them and asks for a Nirvana release, it’s the other way. If you are like many Nirvana fans who think Cobain’s money should go to charity/former Nirvana members then you’re a lost case. Cobain’s money goes to his family, as it happens with all dead people.

      • Richard McBeef

        hmmmm too sane to be courtney, but too fucking crazy not be…. you’re quite the mystery, Tim Jackson.

      • Tim’s right, i.h.t.b.s. YOU’RE the one who’s unhealthily obsessive.

      • rican

        I think everybody’s right on this one – can’t blame her for her childhood, who gives a shit about Cobain, she is a skunk, and I would still do her.

      • rican

        meant skank, but skunk also works

      • ChinaSuperficial

        Tim Jackson, nee Love, the reason we call her a junkie is because she hasn’t been sober since 1997. Which is also the last time she was able to throw together a half-way decent studio album. She hasn’t done too much since then.

    • @ChinaSuperficial I don’t mind people thinking Courtney is a junkie. She made her bed. My point is that a user repeating several times she’s a junkie and calling her other negative things is an obssessed hater. Period. When people don’t care or hate on a celeb they skip news or make one comment saying what they think, then move on to another topic. “It had to be said” kept replying to other users. Some Nirvana fanatics are so pissed she survived they spend their free time stalking her fans on twitter and leaving negative comments in blogs. These people are more mental than Courtney. Acting like this for 17 years is as unhealthy as Courtney being her usual self. They’re not better than her. That’s what I was saying.

  11. If I am getting on that plane, I’m checking to see if the air marshall on board is Hellboy, otherwise there’s no gun on Earth that can kill that thing.

  12. db

    Hey! Watch it with the faggot crack. I’m gay, and I’m telling you now that if I was on that plane, I would have blown those terrorists sky high.

  13. doctor snuggles

    put somebody in jail and he will even become horny of a mule.
    (o.k., or an american)

  14. guestwho

    Courtney Love is a rock Goddess who could kick your ass!!!

  15. Courtney Love Upskirt Panty Flash
    Commented on this photo:

    “No, these are my toiletries. Yours is the bag with the heroin in it.”

  16. Suzanne Summers called. She wants you to have her thigh master.

  17. ChinaSuperficial

    She is the female Gary Busey.

  18. Courtney Love Upskirt Panty Flash
    Commented on this photo:

    i wish you ware my wife

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