Courtney Love, On The Other Hand, Probably Could’ve Stopped 9/11

While Mark Wahlberg openly asserts he’s tougher than the 250+ people who died crashing into the World Trade Center because obviously they were a bunch of faggots, here’s Courtney Love demonstrating how you really fight terrorism: With more terrorism. A. Nobody’s giving that a patdown. B. You don’t see that at the gate and not immediately cancel your ticket knowing in your heart of hearts that if such a thing exists, surely Allah does not. And C. I heard terrorists like terrorism, but you can’t put terrorism in your terrorism.

Adding… Suck it, air marshals.

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