AAH!! Oh Sorry, It’s Just Courtney Love…

If you’re like me, you got out of bed this morning, went straight to your freezer, grabbed a Tombstone pizza, and proceeded to doctor it with extra cheese and pepperoni. While watching your breakfast crisp to perfection in the oven, you probably asked yourself, “frozen pizza for breakfast? You don’t give a shit at all anymore, do you?” After you pulled that saucer of defeat out of the ol’ hotbox, you burnt your mouth trying to eat it too soon and debated whether or not to call in sick to work… Then you realized that somewhere, in some magical place, Courtney Love was walking around looking like someone shoved an electric eel up her ass and maybe all of this wasn’t so bad after all…

So here she is… proving that even those Nirvana royalties she siphoned from Dave Grohl can’t buy away the fact that she looks like one of the Killer Clowns from Outer Space after a cocktail party.