If Courtney Love hasn’t fully alienated herself from her daughter Frances Bean, this should probably do it. In a new Twitter rant, screencapped by Gawker and well worth a click, Courtney blatantly accuses Dave Grohl of not only trying to bang Frances Bean but also doing so because he’s “sexually obsessed” with Kurt Cobain:
Courtney Love accused 43-year-old Nirvana drummer Dave Grohl of putting the moves on 19-year-old Frances Bean Cobain, whom she claims went home with Grohl. “He had that romney rape thing about him,” she mysteriously concludes about the “gross old man macking on Kurt Cobain’s only child.”
… Dave Grohl responds through his publicist: “Unfortunately Courtney is on another hateful twitter rant. These new accusations are upsetting, offensive and absolutely untrue.”
In Dave Grohl’s defense, Kurt apparently had a gigantic penis although, like this Frances Bean story, that information came from Courtney Love. So just assume Kurt Cobain had a vagina instead making Dave Grohl’s alleged obsession more likely if it had any chance of being true. Which it doesn’t because if you opened up Courtney Love’s skull, all you’d find is a ball of heroin clutched by a constantly shitting bat.