Courtney Love: ‘Dave Grohl Banged Frances Bean Because He’s Sexually Obsessed With Kurt Cobain’

April 12th, 2012 // 64 Comments
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If Courtney Love hasn’t fully alienated herself from her daughter Frances Bean, this should probably do it. In a new Twitter rant, screencapped by Gawker and well worth a click, Courtney blatantly accuses Dave Grohl of not only trying to bang Frances Bean but also doing so because he’s “sexually obsessed” with Kurt Cobain:

Courtney Love accused 43-year-old Nirvana drummer Dave Grohl of putting the moves on 19-year-old Frances Bean Cobain, whom she claims went home with Grohl. “He had that romney rape thing about him,” she mysteriously concludes about the “gross old man macking on Kurt Cobain’s only child.”
… Dave Grohl responds through his publicist: “Unfortunately Courtney is on another hateful twitter rant. These new accusations are upsetting, offensive and absolutely untrue.”

In Dave Grohl’s defense, Kurt apparently had a gigantic penis although, like this Frances Bean story, that information came from Courtney Love. So just assume Kurt Cobain had a vagina instead making Dave Grohl’s alleged obsession more likely if it had any chance of being true. Which it doesn’t because if you opened up Courtney Love’s skull, all you’d find is a ball of heroin clutched by a constantly shitting bat.

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  1. FATHER FUCKO

    Strong words coming from someone who was likely involved in Cobain’s death. Not that I expect much from Cuntney Hole to begin with (other than her arrest, but the cops dropped the ball on the investigation).

  2. Frank Burns

    Its just too bad religion keeps her and Mel Gibson from becoming the Hollywood super-couple we all know they could be. And, wtf, “romney rape thing”? Please, please tell me she’s secretly dating Newt Gingrich and he’s planting this rumor as part of a campaign strategy.

  3. RacistPete

    I think we can all agree that Dave Grohl has earned the right to fuck anyone or anything he wants. He could be all over TMZ in hi-def, violently sexually assaulting a mailbox, and it’d be the only article to receive no hits, because he’s Dave fucking Grohl and we’ll let it slide.

  4. GrandDragon

    Who still uses the word “macking”?

    • kimmykimkim

      She has no idea what year it is. She probably thinks Clinton’s still in office, assuming she ever knew he was in the first place.

  5. zzz

    Courtney couldn’t let Mel be the craziest person on the internets today. I like Frank’s idea – Courtney & Mel are a perfect match (not made in heaven – far from it!)

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    What utter recklessness….touching Courtney Love.
    *shivers*

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Did she kill him? I wonder……
    I don’t much doubt that a few hours in her company would make anyone contemplate suicide.

  8. Like a turd on a rosebush…

  9. Because we all know how credible she is ….

    • dooood

      not to mention, i don’t think she can focus on anything for longer than it takes to tie a tourniquet.

      so no, i don’t think she killed kurt

      • Marie

        She might not of had focus but she did have money and a “hole” lot of crazy. That is a pretty potent combination for a crack head about to be divorced.

  10. kimmykimkim

    Well, since Fish just nailed the fuck outta what’s really going on here, I’ll just say, I like her dress. There’s my “something nice” for the day.

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    Awfully happy for someone desperately clinging to the tattered coattails of someone who’s been dead for almost two decades.

  12. Jill

    Courtney Love is batshit, completely coocooo bananas crazy, but for some sick reason I really want this to be true. In a whole “circle of life” kinda way.

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    Fiona Greenlee
    Commented on this photo:

    Photo taken five seconds before she coughed and an eight ball wrapped in plastic and lightly coated with hobo jizz fell out of her vagina.

  14. LJ

    So basically Dave Grohl probably said to Frances Bean; “Any time you want to stop by and talk about what your Dad was like back in the day you’ll be welcome.” and Frances went over.

    So Courtney took that as a straight out threat to the story she’s been selling her daughter about her Dad for the past 19 years, as her story is probably full of heroin induced fantasies of Courtney’s own self importance.

  15. Guest3

    Frances Bean wishes Kanye West was her mother.

  16. RacistPete

    Y’know, maybe it wasn’t the heroin, the depression or the fame that killed Cobain. Maybe one day he just woke up clean and sober for the first time in years, looked outside at the beautiful, bright new day, realised that he was genuinely talented and loved, and then saw Courtney get out of the shower.

  17. RJ

    Two things:

    1. Nothing that comes out of Courtney Love’s mouth is taken seriously.
    2. Dave Grohl is a “gross old man” that most chicks would bang. Sorry, Court.

  18. Lolno

    Seriously, how many times is she going to whine about Kurt Cobain’s legacy(s) this year?

  19. thespiral

    Courtney’s daughter won’t have anything to do with her, and in Courtney’s fucked-up drugged out haze she somehow thinks humiliating her through the press will somehow bring them closer together. We’ll see how that works out.

    One day Frances and Mad Mel’s daughter should start up a support group for Children Born to Batshit Fucktarded Celebrities.

  20. Nina

    I don’t know. I don’t take Courtney’s word too seriously, but the thought of a 43 year old man being sexually attracted to a hot 19 year old chick just doesn’t sound that far-fetched to me.

  21. Yyayme

    I like Courtney. She’s more punk than Dave and Kurt could ever be and she’s a chick.
    Bitch is stronger than all of them, she survived through it all.

    • LMAO

      Actually, Dave grew up playing punk and hardcore in the 80′s. Love was a stripper. Dave can actually write ALL his music and play multiple instruments. Success is relative, and Foo Fighters play 200 shows a year without missing a beat.

      Courtney PUNK? If that’s something to achieve, then she has not achieved much. Last I checked, Grohl has won a few Grammy awards without having to sell himself to do it. Dave Grohl has met and played live with all his musical heroes because that’s how much respect he has gained in the world of rock.
      You say Courtney’s more punk, like it’s something to hold in reverence. Idiot. Last I checked, Dave Grohl wasn’t a junkie. And quit giving yourself a thumbs up, it’s pathetic.

    • Pat C.

      I don’t give a crazy junkie who has “survived” (i.e. not dead yet) mored credit than someone who was never a crazy junkie in the first place. What crap – I’m alive – but I don’t call myself or expect anyone else to call me a survivor.

      I do feel sorry for Frances Bean. I think Dina Lohan’s a bad mother, but Courtney Love is off the charts.

      • Uno

        And Kurt Cobain was a good father? way to be there for your kid Kurt lol.

        At least Court stuck around…

      • AC

        lol Frances Bean dropped Courtney the minute she turned 18 because Courtney has been addicted to drugs and possibly insane since Frances was born. Yep, she was so “there” for her kid

      • ohyeah

        It takes two to take care of a child. A child needs a mother and father. Why does the woman always ends up getting blamed and why don’t men ever take more involvement in their kids life.
        How would any of you feel if you married some dude had his kid and then he kills himself and leaves you all alone with the kid. Courtney is obviously a bit messed up and not only because of Kurt but she also had a similar life as Frances. Always living with someone else rather than her mother or father. Someone else always had to take care of her and never her parents. That’s how many families are, the cycle repeats itself. I really hope that maybe Frances can finally put a stop to it.
        I think its strange how no one blames Kurt Cobain for this situation. He could have stayed and taken better care of his daughter, yet he vanished. She stayed and yes I think she has more balls than most guys and yes I do believe she loves her daughter and Frances loves her but they don’t know how to communicate with each other.
        That family obviously has a long history of hurt and if you come from a dysfunctional family (most humans do) you should try to understand.

        And for the Kurt Cobain lovers: remember that he married her and always defended her behavior. Maybe you guys don’t know who Kurt Cobain really was.

      • ohyeah

        Courtney Love’s mother was Linda Carroll (Abandoned at birth) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_Carroll

        Courtney Love’s grandmother was Paula Fox (Abandoned at birth) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paula_Fox

        Courtney Love’s Great grandparents were Elsie Fox and Paul (Both alcoholics) Elsie abandoned Paula Fox at birth.

        This is a cycle. Its now up to Frances to end it.

        Good Luck

      • ohyeah

        Elsie Fox is Courtney Love’s great grandmother http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elsie_Fox a crazy alcoholic who abandoned her child.

        You should read this http://www.seattleweekly.com/2006-03-22/news/courtney-s-family-curse/
        Its quite an interesting article.

    • thespiral

      There’s a Riot Grrrl time machine with your name on it, go back to 1994 and leave the rest of us alone.

      And who’s more “punk”, the chick who “survived through it all” or the dude who also “survived through it all” WITHOUT becoming a melted-face crack zombie whose own kid is ashamed to occupy the same zip code? Grohl FTW.

    • dooood

      Krist Novoselic is more punk than any of them.
      he’s such a non conformist that he refused to conform with the punks of his generation and went into politics

  22. El Jefe

    No one take Courtney Love seriously, no one.

  23. mrsmass

    how is she still even alive?

  24. AC

    Why does she have beef with Grohl naming his daughter Violet? Am I missing something?

  25. Popeye

    Fuck Kurt for leaving us with this annoying cunt

  26. Cpm

    Kurt wasn’t married to Grohl when he decided blowing his head off with a shotgun was preferable to life with ….? Frances is 19, I’ll bet Courtney was 14 doing the same shit.

  27. “…U mad, bro?” — Dave Grohl to Courtney Love.

  28. CranAppleSnapple

    “if you opened up Courtney Love’s skull, all you’d find is a ball of heroin clutched by a constantly shitting bat.”

    I come here for the beautiful and crystal-clear visuals. :D

  29. Have you seen Frances Bean, i don’t think Dave banged her, but if he had, it’d be because she’s hot

  30. Courtney loves living in her own head. I’ll bet all the guys in A.A. bend her over for a good time.

  31. I don’t give a fuck about Cunty. Frances Bean is a gorgeous young woman. I’d fuck her.

  32. And Dave Grohl is a happily married man with two adorable kids, a great career, a great life. I’m sure he suffered thru Cobain’s chicken-shit suicide (or murder, depending on your view) as much as anyone else. He just had his head on straight and didn’t destroy his life with drugs.

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