Courtney Love’s Here to Cure AIDS, Everybody

May 20th, 2011 // 111 Comments

And by cure, I obviously mean die from it in front of the entire international film community. Although, that’s one way to do it.

MAN: Sacrebleu! What has happened to this junkie?
WOMAN: Why, AIDS, darling. She died of the AIDS.
MAN: Ah, oui, of course. Where is my checkbook? I shall make a donation at once.
SAMUEL L. JACKSON: How’s everybody do- Damn! That bitch is dead!

(That one needed a cameo.)

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, Splash News

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  1. Courtney Love amFAR Breasts Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    uhmm the smoking finger is nice. There aren’t enough plastic gloves in the world to even think about touching this woman.

  2. It’s Friday, so let’s hang out with friends or as Courtney would say, let them hang out.

  3. Courtney Love amFAR Breasts Cleavage
    Throjo
    Commented on this photo:

    II’m officially sworn off flapjacks. And heroin.

  4. Jo

    is it flapjack friday already?

    • God is Black

      I must give credit to the Tattooist. Do you know how hard it is to tattoo a flapjack when you just cooked one?

  5. ChinaSuperficial

    I like to think I would service any woman who asked. I mean, a woman walks up to me and says: “China Superficial, I want you to give me an orgasm”, well shit, she is fat, ugly, old, whatever… It is still my duty as a man to help her out.

    Courtney Love challenges that assumption. Even if I closed my eyes, the coying smell of death, detritus and despair would insinuate themselves into my nostrils. Her puty soft flesh, cold, cold skin and dry mouth….

  6. tank

    apparently…. she does not own a mirror

  7. Kayne East

    Looks to me like she’s more out to cure erections.

  8. Villenuv27

    Left boobie = Psychrolutes marcidus. Google it.

  9. CptCreep

    Curing Aids by giving everyone Super-Aids is not really a “cure”.

  10. Courtney Love amFAR Breasts Cleavage
    StayPuftOverlord
    Commented on this photo:

    Here to cure AIDS………or spread it?

  11. Uncle Jemima

    Wow, those tattoos really spiced the place up a bit.

  12. Cock Dr

    The implants badly need a tuneup.

  13. Deacon Jones

    GAHHHH. How the hell am I supposed to finish my bagle?

    Considering it’s “Bagel Friday” here in the office!

  14. Courtney Love amFAR Breasts Cleavage
    Shellz
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s up with her 1 yellowish brown fingernail?!

  15. Jill

    Isn’t this photo from “the people vs. larry flint”? Oh wait, that was a bathtub death scene.

  16. You always know she’s coming, because you can hear her tits dragging on the ground…

  17. i get it, she’s going to give AIDS AIDS

  18. StayPuftOverlord

    Is she here to cure AIDS…or spread AIDS?

  19. Squirlli

    WTF happened to her boob? does the other one look the same? anyone else get the urge to poke it with a stick..a long stick?

  20. karen

    She has AIDS because Kurt was on the down low.

  21. Kurt

    Ah there she is I was wondering where all the hot girls were!

  22. grobpilot

    Looks like the flat tire I had yesterday.

  23. MisterSuccint

    “Quaid… Quaid…”
    “Forget it, man, his fortune-telling days are over.”
    “Start the reactor. Free Mars…”

  24. Deacon Jones

    Speaking of news links, anyone see this black dude get tasered twice, punch a cop in the face, and then steal a cruiser? It’s fucking hilarious

    http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2011/05/19/dnt.man.steals.police.cruiser.WCSC?hpt=T2

  25. Kurt Cobain

    Now you all understand why I rearragned my skull with a 12-guage…

    I saw this coming.

  26. Oskar Schindler

    Now you see why I crossed that bitch off my list.

  27. Pensol

    O.o;

    Good…god…

    Well, on the bright side she’s a lock for a role in World War Z….

  28. Just a Girl

    I am so very confused about her breast. It’s long and flappy and yet there is like another boob underneath it trying to get out or something. So confused. I mean look at how the flappy one starts up so far and yet there is this completely different one underneath it. Very, very confused.

    • Manda

      Same here, I can’t stop looking at it, trying to figure it out. Ta’s are not supposed to look like that :S

      • hahaha seriously. does she have implants? could it be that implant, under the muscle is chillin while the actual breast tissue is sagging over?

    • henny

      thank you!!! i’m glad someone posted this. I have been staring at it too. This is beyond my comprehension.

  29. ARHNOOLD.

    I’D HIT IT.

  30. Courtney Love amFAR Breasts Cleavage
    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    Her plan it to scare AIDS to death. It worked on my penis.

  31. spatula

    ~~ flashback to sneak peeks of “National Geographic” in the school library,,, and one traumatized kid~~

  32. the captain

    I truly wonder: IS THERE A HUMAN BEING WITH A STIFF PENIS SOMEWHERE?
    .hello…….HELLO!!!!

  33. misha

    How ’bout some syrup with those pancakes??

  34. Courtney Love amFAR Breasts Cleavage
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like those taties have reached the end of their life expectancy.

    • Since she’s courtney love, would there be any reason to put in the extra-long warranty ones? Who could have expected her to live this long? They probably put in implants that are made of chilled jello that start melting immediately, figuring she’d be dead of an overdose by that afternoon.

  35. I like the big bow up front. Undressing her would be like unwrapping a gift. A gag gift. Damn, I’m punny.

  36. Yo dawg, I see you got a thing for armpits, so i wore a low-cut, sleeveless dress so I can reveal the armpit growing under my boob.

  37. Pippy Longcockings

    I like beating off…

  38. Reading is Sexy

    Heroin is a hell of a drug. Being a fame whore nobody is worse.

  39. Courtney is the AIDS equivalent of a tiny cambodian child with a bloated belly and flies walking on his eyeballs raising money for hunger.

  40. KMA

    This is the result of packing those babies full of heroin to smuggle across the border.

  41. Courtney Love amFAR Breasts Cleavage
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    gravity is her punishment for pushing kurt to suicide

  42. Jacob

    She should be the new spokesmodel for IHOP.

  43. Ms. Love is here because she once had AIDS. The doctors said it was terminal and , sure enough, AIDS didn’t make it.

  44. Courtney – So you’re tell me I have full-blown AIDS?
    Doctor – Not quite, the tests came “Bull-blown” AIDS. I’m not even positive what that is.

  45. Courtney Love amFAR Breasts Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    I wish Kurt would’ve had the decency to make it a murder-suicide. HA! Who am I kidding? The bitch killed him.

  46. Courtney Love amFAR Breasts Cleavage
    whitey
    Commented on this photo:

    Why would she wear that dress? It’s like she is TRYING to look horrible.

  47. Racer X

    Poor Francis.

  48. Shorty80

    It’s times like these I realize I shouldn’t be surfing the web while I am eating lunch.

  49. cc

    After these pictures were posted, there was a sudden, large-scale impotence epidemic.

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