Courtney Love’s Here to Cure AIDS, Everybody
And by cure, I obviously mean die from it in front of the entire international film community. Although, that’s one way to do it.
MAN: Sacrebleu! What has happened to this junkie?
WOMAN: Why, AIDS, darling. She died of the AIDS.
MAN: Ah, oui, of course. Where is my checkbook? I shall make a donation at once.
SAMUEL L. JACKSON: How’s everybody do- Damn! That bitch is dead!
(That one needed a cameo.)