And by cure, I obviously mean die from it in front of the entire international film community. Although, that’s one way to do it.
MAN: Sacrebleu! What has happened to this junkie?
WOMAN: Why, AIDS, darling. She died of the AIDS.
MAN: Ah, oui, of course. Where is my checkbook? I shall make a donation at once.
SAMUEL L. JACKSON: How’s everybody do- Damn! That bitch is dead!
(That one needed a cameo.)
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, Splash News
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uhmm the smoking finger is nice. There aren’t enough plastic gloves in the world to even think about touching this woman.
It’s Friday, so let’s hang out with friends or as Courtney would say, let them hang out.
II’m officially sworn off flapjacks. And heroin.
is it flapjack friday already?
I must give credit to the Tattooist. Do you know how hard it is to tattoo a flapjack when you just cooked one?
I like to think I would service any woman who asked. I mean, a woman walks up to me and says: “China Superficial, I want you to give me an orgasm”, well shit, she is fat, ugly, old, whatever… It is still my duty as a man to help her out.
Courtney Love challenges that assumption. Even if I closed my eyes, the coying smell of death, detritus and despair would insinuate themselves into my nostrils. Her puty soft flesh, cold, cold skin and dry mouth….
This made me laugh harder than it should have
apparently…. she does not own a mirror
I thought every cokehead needs a mirror to cut their lines on.
it has a thick coke-n-cum crust
Looks to me like she’s more out to cure erections.
Left boobie = Psychrolutes marcidus. Google it.
I’m too lazy, what is it?
It’s probably a rare case of fake boobs that sag like grandma’s.
Even the blobfish is more attractive than her sideboob.
“Psychrolutes marcidus”
Hahahaha….i did. funny.
I want one. A blobfish not her boob
Curing Aids by giving everyone Super-Aids is not really a “cure”.
Here to cure AIDS………or spread it?
Wow, those tattoos really spiced the place up a bit.
LOL- snotted on my face a bit w/this.
The implants badly need a tuneup.
I think her wonky breasts are the least of her worries
GAHHHH. How the hell am I supposed to finish my bagle?
Considering it’s “Bagel Friday” here in the office!
What’s up with her 1 yellowish brown fingernail?!
Isn’t this photo from “the people vs. larry flint”? Oh wait, that was a bathtub death scene.
She was actually kinda hot in this movie – at least in the first part of it.
You always know she’s coming, because you can hear her tits dragging on the ground…
i get it, she’s going to give AIDS AIDS
Is she here to cure AIDS…or spread AIDS?
She’s the AIDS mascot.
WTF happened to her boob? does the other one look the same? anyone else get the urge to poke it with a stick..a long stick?
She has AIDS because Kurt was on the down low.
Ah there she is I was wondering where all the hot girls were!
Looks like the flat tire I had yesterday.
“Quaid… Quaid…”
“Forget it, man, his fortune-telling days are over.”
“Start the reactor. Free Mars…”
speaking of AIDS, please nobody (except hardcore believers) drink cyanide Flavor Aid tomorrow..?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20110519/ts_yblog_thelookout/pr-campaign-for-the-apocalypse-seems-to-be-working
Speaking of news links, anyone see this black dude get tasered twice, punch a cop in the face, and then steal a cruiser? It’s fucking hilarious
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2011/05/19/dnt.man.steals.police.cruiser.WCSC?hpt=T2
lmao, what fuckin drugs was that dude on?? :D bet that cop caught some shit at the station too
gotta be PCP. My fav part was when he screams at the top of his lungs when he gets shot the second time.
not that it stopped him lol. but this broad whimpered like a beaten dog http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGXH-MwUt5E
Now you all understand why I rearragned my skull with a 12-guage…
I saw this coming.
LOL
Now you see why I crossed that bitch off my list.
The fact that she was on your list in the first place is rather questionable..
HA, good point.
O.o;
Good…god…
Well, on the bright side she’s a lock for a role in World War Z….
I am so very confused about her breast. It’s long and flappy and yet there is like another boob underneath it trying to get out or something. So confused. I mean look at how the flappy one starts up so far and yet there is this completely different one underneath it. Very, very confused.
Same here, I can’t stop looking at it, trying to figure it out. Ta’s are not supposed to look like that :S
hahaha seriously. does she have implants? could it be that implant, under the muscle is chillin while the actual breast tissue is sagging over?
thank you!!! i’m glad someone posted this. I have been staring at it too. This is beyond my comprehension.
I’D HIT IT.
Right hook or left?
Her plan it to scare AIDS to death. It worked on my penis.
~~ flashback to sneak peeks of “National Geographic” in the school library,,, and one traumatized kid~~
I truly wonder: IS THERE A HUMAN BEING WITH A STIFF PENIS SOMEWHERE?
.hello…….HELLO!!!!
Does it count if it’s a trauma erection?
How ’bout some syrup with those pancakes??
Looks like those taties have reached the end of their life expectancy.
Since she’s courtney love, would there be any reason to put in the extra-long warranty ones? Who could have expected her to live this long? They probably put in implants that are made of chilled jello that start melting immediately, figuring she’d be dead of an overdose by that afternoon.
I like the big bow up front. Undressing her would be like unwrapping a gift. A gag gift. Damn, I’m punny.
Yo dawg, I see you got a thing for armpits, so i wore a low-cut, sleeveless dress so I can reveal the armpit growing under my boob.
I like beating off…
Heroin is a hell of a drug. Being a fame whore nobody is worse.
Courtney is the AIDS equivalent of a tiny cambodian child with a bloated belly and flies walking on his eyeballs raising money for hunger.
This is the result of packing those babies full of heroin to smuggle across the border.
gravity is her punishment for pushing kurt to suicide
She should be the new spokesmodel for IHOP.
Ms. Love is here because she once had AIDS. The doctors said it was terminal and , sure enough, AIDS didn’t make it.
Courtney – So you’re tell me I have full-blown AIDS?
Doctor – Not quite, the tests came “Bull-blown” AIDS. I’m not even positive what that is.
That made me laugh so damn hard. Hilarious.
I wish Kurt would’ve had the decency to make it a murder-suicide. HA! Who am I kidding? The bitch killed him.
Why would she wear that dress? It’s like she is TRYING to look horrible.
Poor Francis.
It’s times like these I realize I shouldn’t be surfing the web while I am eating lunch.
After these pictures were posted, there was a sudden, large-scale impotence epidemic.