Courteney Cox in a bikini

October 16th, 2009 // 205 Comments

Courteney Cox and Busy Philips filmed scenes for Cougar Town this afternoon in LA, and folks, that is one nice looking 45-year-old. Seriously, gotta give credit where credit is due, and Courteney could easily pass for Lindsay Lohan’s little sister. But then again so could Phyllis Diller, I should work on my compliments.

EDIT: Added a ton more pics of Courteney.

superficial

  1. me09

    #74 … its so funny that you are so opinionated and such a total p.o.s. !!!!! you have no clue what it takes to have a child !!! theres is nothing in this world that your sorry ass can say that can compare with what i have accomplished in life and what my personal choices are …and as far as your OLD HAG of a mother im sure she been so ashamed that she even gave birth to such a LITTLE PIG like you and thats why she is a crack head old hag !!!! i feel sorry for you …i know you have no girlfriend or even a sorry piece of ass for that matter and YOU ARE ONE OF THE SLEAZY ,SWEATY LONELY JERK OFFS SITTIN IN A STRIP CLUB WITH ROTTEIN NASTY SNATCH ALL AROUND YOU …THATS OK WE UNDERSTAND YOU ARE DESPERATE AND WILL GO 2 THE CORNER FOR YOUR NEXT PIECE OF ASS …….WATCH OUT YOUR MOM IS ON THAT CORNER SOMEWHERE 2 !!!!!!!

  2. ME 09

    # 75…I WISH YOU WERE RIGHT BUT ACTUALLY I THINK THIS SHIT IS SO HILARIOUS…….ESPECIALLY THE PART ABOUT MY MAN NOT BEING ABLE TO KEEP AN ERECTION AROUND ME …..HONEY I AM THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN SATISFY MY MAN !!!!!!!!!!! DONT BE JEALOUS ……THERE ARE PLENTY OF HOOKERS WITH FLIES COMIN OUT OF THEIR HOLE WAITIN FOR YOU DOWN ON THE CORNER WITH YOUR MOM ……AND # 74 IS SO DESPERATE HE WILL DO YA 2

  3. ME 09

    # 75…I WISH YOU WERE RIGHT BUT ACTUALLY I THINK THIS SHIT IS SO HILARIOUS…….ESPECIALLY THE PART ABOUT MY MAN NOT BEING ABLE TO KEEP AN ERECTION AROUND ME …..HONEY I AM THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN SATISFY MY MAN !!!!!!!!!!! DONT BE JEALOUS ……THERE ARE PLENTY OF HOOKERS WITH FLIES COMIN OUT OF THEIR HOLE WAITIN FOR YOU DOWN ON THE CORNER WITH YOUR MOM ……AND # 74 IS SO DESPERATE HE WILL DO YA 2

  4. ME09

    #76….NOW THATS A WOMAN WITH A BRAIN !!!!!!!!! YOU ROCK

  5. ME09

    #76….NOW THATS A WOMAN WITH A BRAIN !!!!!!!!! YOU ROCK

  6. Fat-Pig Mommy

    @76:

    Point taken, but we’re not talking about me. My comments were directed to a fat piece of shit that blames her own kids for her own inability to eat an apple once in awhile. When was the last time heard a dude blame his college beer gut on his own child?

    And FYI to “me09″:

    Your husband is already looking for pussy. I GUARAN-FUCKING-TEE it. Either that or a gun so he can put a bullet in his head to avoid returning to the fat-fuck at home who doesn’t think her appearance matters to him anymore. Who could blame him? 

  7. surrealcirce

    All you Americans need help. You’re either scrawny little pukes who smell like vomit and live on nicotine or you weigh 600lbs and eat nothing but fast and junk foods. Can’t you be normal. Eat and enjoy life, exercise and enjoy life and simply enjoy your f-ing lives????!!!!!!!!!

  8. pandy

    83 You sound ignorant. A woman’s body changes during 9 months of pregnancy, and even if you eat well and exercise throughout pregnancy, it can and usually does change the shape of your body. Some women get stretch marks and skin that becomes loose and hangs down even if you go back to a size 2. It’s a bit different than some guy drinking beer in college. How does that even relate to children? Me-09 wasn’t blaming her children either. Just pointing out that pregnancy changes a body.
    Plus, you don’t know what she looks like, you’re just assuming she looks morbidly obese, but since you can’t see her, you have no idea. There are also many people both men and women who value the whole essence of a person, not just the outer package. But those are usually people with a heart and soul, and some maturity.

  9. Lord Of The Fatties

    Hey fat girls! Word of advice: Put down the keyboard, take the chicken leg out of your mouth, and go get some exercise. Sitting around in your fat pants while stuffing your blowhole with Bon Bons and typing on internet blogs is just going to make your overstuffed sausage body even less attractive to extremely handsome and successful men such as myself.

  10. steve clark

    Oh come on you guys you’d jump her bones if you had a chance .

  11. Lemmy Caution

    Actually, South Beach diet is quite effective and something you can do for life without it ultimately killing you like Atkins. Exercise always helps, but reducing carbs is huge. Doing both really is easy and within everyone’s reach.

    You’ll be glad you did. Trust me, I know.

  12. Truth For Fat Mommies

    Not talking about bodies changing. Talking about blaming others for your fat-fuck habits.

    Pregnancy does not give you a “free pass” to stop trying to look good for your man. Men lust after Courtney Cox for this reason. Fat mommies hate her for it.

    If you ask any man brave enough to tell you the truth, they would agree. Sorry fatties. 

  13. Jibbly Biggins

    Wow, such assholes here.

    Cox looks great – she’s also an actress with great genes with a strict exercise and eating regime – the kind of crap no normal person would put up with if the career didn’t depend on it.

    Body weight and appearance has to do with genetics. If everyone were to exercise and to eat the same number of calories per day, there would still be a range of body types, from super thin to very chubby. Some women are naturally tall and slender, and do not gain weight easily. Some women are short and stocky, and gain weight easily.

    Endomorph – Endomorph – Mesomorph, jackasses. It’s hardwired. Penn Gillette will never look like Seth Greene and Rihanna will never look like Cindy Crawford.

    My body weight – and the weight of other women – is none of you guys’ businesses. Got it?

    STFU unless you wish for me to rant about Santa pot bellies, pervs with no brainpower and gross old men who smell like beer while hitting on young girls way out of their league…

  14. Very nice, I miss friends. All we have now are the re-runs.

  15. steve

    Lazy fat pigs with no self-discipline making every excuse in the world why they should be considered “normal”.

    Anyway, Courteney Cox looks great – a direct result of never letting herself go. And that expression – letting yourself go – exists for a reason, fatties. Stop making excuses.

  16. Jibbly Biggins

    P.S. It’s petty and ridiculous to expect all women to look like Courtney Cox. The misogynists and anti-woman Hollywood types have really overrun our culture – that’s why you will see murdered women in the popular news websites like TMZ, but half the comments deride how she looks – as if it matters!

    Some of us are lazy, some are old, some have multiple kids (if you think this doesn’t affect weight I encourage you to look at a body chart at the doctor’s office showing pregnancy – HUGE changes!). Some of us simply enjoy to eat until full, some of us have trouble losing or putting on weight so we just settle where our bodies feel most comfortable, others have pursuits outside of calorie counting and bikini modeling, others have no desire to have super arrogant jocks comment on their pert asses, and still others remain thin or fat with unhealthy habits – like Lohan’s coke diet, or by not sleeping enough or binging on fried foods.

    My explanation is not an excuse or a whine – it’s a ‘we all have different priorities’, and fuck you guys hiding behind a computer screen venting your loathing for all fat people, women in particular, as lazy, or comparing them to a morbidly obese chic clinging to a chicken leg. Date a thin woman already and leave the ego, the arrogance, and the rest of us the fuck alone. Your hatefulness is not going to change anyone. Mind your own business if you have a problem and need to micromanage everyone else’s cellulite.

    I knew several vegans who participate in athletic workshops but are on the overweight side. I also knew several extremely thin people who live on junk food and don’t exercise. Genes! Like me – I’m 130 pounds and get daily activity, but I have high cholesterol – my aunt is morbidly obese, 45 years older, and has low cholesterol! Neither of us look like Cox, either.

  17. female commenters

    BUT I WANT TO EAT TWO TWINKIES AT A TIME – ONE FOR EACH NOSTRIL!

    err…I mean, Hollywood’s beauty ideal is unhealthy…or something…

    …did I just hear cellophane ripping??? …be right back…

  18. Jibbly Biggins

    92 Steve – lol I’m pretty sure you would never say that to people’s faces, because they would take you as a bum or a jackass.

    “Average” is a size 12. Got it? Most women in this country are a size 12 – not a size 2, or 4 as is loved on television.

    Most supermodels are a size zero have a BMI of under 18 – close to starvation mode – which poses as many health risks as being obese. To weight 120 pounds at 5’10″ is not normal and it is not average.

    Cox is hot, I love the way she looks but most people do not look like such a babe, no matter how little they “let themselves go” !

  19. Sam

    “Average” in a country where 2/3 of adults are overweight most certainly doesn’t mean “healthy” much less attractive.

    There’s research now documenting what’s called “the fat gap” – the tendency of people to underestimate how overweight they are, because they compare themselves to similarly overweight people they see every day. It’s a public health problem, that’s why there’s government-funded research on it now (how can we motivate the public to get to healthier bodyweights if they don’t think the eat-less/exercise-more message applies to them?).

    So-called “fat acceptable” thinking is unhealthy. Nobody at a healthy weight debates that. It’s exclusively an advocacy position of fat people.

  20. Funk Doc

    She is the hottest woman on television. I DEFY YOU to name someone hotter.

  21. Ted

    Wow, almost 100 comments, and #1 said it all – mostly, she’s hot because she’s older and hasn’t become fat. By her age, 90% of American women have bellies and saddlebag thighs. They look like deflating tires.

  22. OceanC_Lifeguard

    “I’m a beautiful cunt” End translation

  23. Amy

    #93, take your logic and correct analysis elsewhere!

    Yeah, I’m one of the most unhealthy skinny people you will ever meet. I am seriously eating rotel dip, drinking a Bud light lime, and watching the Alabama game…and I could care less.

  24. Jibbly Biggins

    100 – lol, so is my brother. He lives on McDonalds, regularly stays up 36 hours, and still weighs around 120 pounds. Lots of skinny people exercise and eat right, but not all of them. :)

  25. Jibbly Biggins

    96 –

    “So-called “fat acceptable” thinking is unhealthy. ”

    Sure, but health goes beyond weight. It has to do with what you eat and how much you exercise. And staying the same weight over time is generally healthier than yo-yoing up and down on fad plans. Weight alone is not a good indicator of health, except at extremes.

    I’m only here critiquing the bullshit, put-down-every girl above a 20 BMI or unattractive mindset of the arrogant douche bags on this site who make it their personal cause to attack females only. They claim all average or heavier women are lazy, and all thin women take care of themselves. According to the book “the Obesity Myth” a bmi of under 18 (most supermodels) puts someone at the same early mortality risk of having a bmi over 35. Thin is not always great, and fat is not always terrible. Cox is lovely, fat is generally unattractive, health is valuable – those things I won’t dispute. But I’m tired of the misogyny of guys who host bash fests of normal people going about their lives with less than perfect habits. Celebrity standards should NOT apply to everyone and few people have the diligence or the genes needed to look as smoking as Cox. It doesn’t make everyone else lazy.

  26. Another Fatty Speaks

    “It doesn’t make everyone else lazy.”

    No, but it makes you fat piece-of-shit if you blame your Twinkie habits on the birth of your children.

  27. madamegoogoo

    Twinkies?? Gross, who really eats those? I do have a penchant for olives though, delish.

  28. toamto and chili

    ___Sugarloves-C O M___the rich laddy and men who are rich and successful to support and pamper youwho will treat you like a king and for sugar babies who are attractive and young to seek a generous benefactor to mentor and take care of you.

  29. Andrea

    “Sure, but health goes beyond weight. It has to do with what you eat and how much you exercise. And staying the same weight over time is generally healthier than yo-yoing up and down on fad plans. Weight alone is not a good indicator of health, except at extremes.”

    What a straw-man position. Of course health is complex – the human body is complex. Medical science is complex. But, all things being equal – meaning, take two people and make them equal about what they eat, how they exercise, etc. – and the person who eats a lot and is overweight is less healthy. Period.

    Even more of a straw man is the constant reference to anorexia. That’s a microscopic problem (less than 1% of the population) compared to being overweight (more than 2/3 of the population). Besides, anorexia is caused by neurotic parenting (especially neurotic moms torturing their daughters about their bodies). The “media” part is total bs – 100% of girls are exposed to pictures of models and actresses, and most of those girls become overweight, only a tiny percentage develop anorexia.

    The first step is to stop blaming the environment and making excuses. Fat people who lose weight ALL say they are healthier and absolutely do not want to go back to being fat (yes, they call it “fat”). The “fat acceptance” movement needs to be called what it is: the diabetes-promotion movement. And it’s worked like a charm, just check the statistics.

  30. Jerry Seinfeld

    Posted by 90: “Body weight and appearance has to do with genetics. If everyone were to exercise and to eat the same number of calories per day, there would still be a range of body types, from super thin to very chubby.”

    So you’re saying that jewish concentration camp victims had a range of body types, from super thin to very chubby? I only ever saw pictures of the super thin ones. Damn the media and their obsession with forcing thin stereotypes on me!

  31. me09

    #89…OBVIOUSLY you are the one with the fat pig lazy WIFE because you are so damn defensive about it …i work 40 hours a week plus raise a family and have a FAITHFUL man by my side for the last 7 years and i do still look just fine and work out 3-4 times a week !!!! so instead of talkin crap over a keyboard why dont you quit hatin on people you dont know and go get YOUR fat pig lazy wife or mom a makeover because it seems like they really have let you down …or maybe its just a hint that your bitch is gettin a FAT COCK somewhere else so why would she care what you think !!!!!! :)

  32. me09

    #89…OBVIOUSLY you are the one with the fat pig lazy WIFE because you are so damn defensive about it …i work 40 hours a week plus raise a family and have a FAITHFUL man by my side for the last 7 years and i do still look just fine and work out 3-4 times a week !!!! so instead of talkin crap over a keyboard why dont you quit hatin on people you dont know and go get YOUR fat pig lazy wife or mom a makeover because it seems like they really have let you down …or maybe its just a hint that your bitch is gettin a FAT COCK somewhere else so why would she care what you think !!!!!! :)

  33. Quagmire

    I want to have sex with Courtney Cox. Rockin out with my cock out right now! Giggittygiggittygoo!

  34. swissmiss

    I love Quagmire, mmmgiggitymmmm!

  35. Dirk Diggler

    Me09, it’s clear that the “faithful” man by your side isn’t giving you what you really want, and truly crave. You should leave him and find a man who can give you everything you need. I hear Ronald McDonald is single, you fat fuck.

  36. me09

    hey dumb dangle # 112 ….you arent even worthy of a “fat” girl fuck ….you only wish ANYONE would give you the time of day !!!!!! go finish wackin it now DREAMIN OF MY LUSCIOUS FAT TITTIES !!!!!! the only titties you see are your moms saggy dried up tits that you still suck on …CUT THE IMBILICAL CORD AND GET A REAL WOMAN AND A LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  37. me09

    hey dumb dangle # 112 ….you arent even worthy of a “fat” girl fuck ….you only wish ANYONE would give you the time of day !!!!!! go finish wackin it now DREAMIN OF MY LUSCIOUS FAT TITTIES !!!!!! the only titties you see are your moms saggy dried up tits that you still suck on …CUT THE IMBILICAL CORD AND GET A REAL WOMAN AND A LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  38. The Cynic

    She used to be so fine, and now the best I can say for her is, she looks good for her age. If you take away the fake tits, she’d just look like another thin chick who’s a few years past her prime.

    Why has this thread turned into such mudslinging? Fat girls need lovin too. And if I could find one who would support me, I’d be willing to love one too.

  39. A working chick

    If I got paid $2M per episode to look good, you better fucking believe I could look like that.

    But most of us working chicks have real lives, and real bodies. Not all of us aspire to look like porn stars.

  40. jose rodrigues

    i like how shes touching her tetas

  41. Richard McBeef

    Me099 – you might be the most annoying person to ever post on the internet since the invention of the internet.

    I hope that your posting is some sort of game you playing with yourself for the rise like the occasional 14 year old that comes in here.. Sadly, I don’t think this is the case. I suspect that you are that fucking moron that eats their own shit and tells everyone else how good it tastes with a straight face.. These type of people love to use ALL CAPS and say things about how other people lack class and respect.

    Fortunately, I lack class or respect and you need to fuck off with the multiple posts. No body except for you gives a flying shit what you think so turn off the computer and stick a gun in your mouth.

  42. me09

    # 118 ..AND YOU MY DEAR HAVE GOT TO BE THE MOST IGNORANT, SELF CENTERED PERSON TO EVER WALK THIS EARTH ….DO YOU REALLY THINK ANYONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ANYHTING ON HERE !!!! ITS ALL BULLSHIT …MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKEA CHILL PILL PSHYCO AND GET A LIFE AND A PERSONALITY WHILE YOUR AT IT ….I BET YOUR MOMMA IS WAITIN OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR RIGHT NOW READY TO WHIP UR LITTLE ASS FOR GETTING INTO HER CRACK AGAIN….YOU ARE A FUCKIN CRACK HEAD PSHYCO FREAK …….GO FUCK URSELF !!!!!!!!! :)

  43. me09

    # 118 ..AND YOU MY DEAR HAVE GOT TO BE THE MOST IGNORANT, SELF CENTERED PERSON TO EVER WALK THIS EARTH ….DO YOU REALLY THINK ANYONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ANYHTING ON HERE !!!! ITS ALL BULLSHIT …MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKEA CHILL PILL PSHYCO AND GET A LIFE AND A PERSONALITY WHILE YOUR AT IT ….I BET YOUR MOMMA IS WAITIN OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR RIGHT NOW READY TO WHIP UR LITTLE ASS FOR GETTING INTO HER CRACK AGAIN….YOU ARE A FUCKIN CRACK HEAD PSHYCO FREAK …….GO FUCK URSELF !!!!!!!!! :)

  44. me09

    # 118 ..AND YOU MY DEAR HAVE GOT TO BE THE MOST IGNORANT, SELF CENTERED PERSON TO EVER WALK THIS EARTH ….DO YOU REALLY THINK ANYONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ANYHTING ON HERE !!!! ITS ALL BULLSHIT …MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKEA CHILL PILL PSHYCO AND GET A LIFE AND A PERSONALITY WHILE YOUR AT IT ….I BET YOUR MOMMA IS WAITIN OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR RIGHT NOW READY TO WHIP UR LITTLE ASS FOR GETTING INTO HER CRACK AGAIN….YOU ARE A FUCKIN CRACK HEAD PSHYCO FREAK …….GO FUCK URSELF !!!!!!!!! :)

  45. abbz

    me09 i am very glad you are not my mother. You are being very caddy and for a while i was on your side but now its just wierd. I don’t think my mother would ever stoop to hurling insults blindly into cyber space. obviously someone struck a cord with you but you’re not going to teach anyone here any lessons. it’s called the superficial after all.

  46. Taz

    I am so glad that i have seen her tit fly out

  47. Amy

    OMG. This is so fun. Since we’re talking about food…I had a grilled cheese, 2 beers, and a pickle. Also, I’ve got an apple pie in the oven. Mmmmm…

  48. abbz

    though I will say it was very entertaining reading all of this. I haven’t seen a fight like this on the superficial since the gay marriage debacle.

  49. Amy

    #125, I agree. This has single handedly made the fact that I’m sitting at home on a Saturday night in bum-fuck Alaska somehow less depressing.

  50. Amy is HOT...me09 is NOT

    “OMG. This is so fun. Since we’re talking about food…I had a grilled cheese, 2 beers, and a pickle. Also, I’ve got an apple pie in the oven. Mmmmm…”

    Amy-I clicked on your name and saw your pic. HOT. Clearly, you take responsibility for your fine, fine appearance.

    Like Courtney Cox, I would have sex with you in a heartbeat and enjoy it immensely.

    But to have sex with me09, I would need to channel the imagination of Stephen King to think about Courtney Cox and strap her mouth shut with duct-tape to try and block out the fat-lady bitterness that possesses her…not to mention the large mass.

    Children are our future, me09, not an escape clause for your dimpled, moon-surfaced cellulite that has taken over your body. But then again, you could lose the weight, stop blaming pregnancy for your appearance and dress more like Amy and I would never know your were once a bitter, dried-up old mommy that hated men for throwing beans up my hole and ruining my life.

    It’s not too late, fatty.

Leave A Comment