So Who Wants To See Courteney Cox’s Underwear?

It’s been a little depressing around here what with all the death and PETA ads actually working – Damn you, activism! *shakes fist* – so here’s Courteney Cox flashing the covering to her batcave in Beverly Hills yesterday which still makes her classier than every one of the goddamn golddiggers on Real Housewives. Courteney could save a Chevy symbol into her bush right in the middle of Rodeo, and some old guy with a monocle would say, “Mahvahlous. Simply mahvahlous,” then ask why Taylor Armstrong is allowed to walk on the sidewalk. “With those duck lips? Oh no no no no. Reginald, my elephant rifle. Post haste!”

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