So Who Wants To See Courteney Cox’s Underwear?

November 29th, 2011 // 32 Comments

It’s been a little depressing around here what with all the death and PETA ads actually working – Damn you, activism! *shakes fist* – so here’s Courteney Cox flashing the covering to her batcave in Beverly Hills yesterday which still makes her classier than every one of the goddamn golddiggers on Real Housewives. Courteney could save a Chevy symbol into her bush right in the middle of Rodeo, and some old guy with a monocle would say, “Mahvahlous. Simply mahvahlous,” then ask why Taylor Armstrong is allowed to walk on the sidewalk. “With those duck lips? Oh no no no no. Reginald, my elephant rifle. Post haste!”

Photos: Fame, INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Boy Blunder

    Is that dust?

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    meat
    Commented on this photo:

    There is a bit of webbing on her bat cave. Show us your fur burger.

  3. gnarla

    Oh fuck, I thought it was Octomom at first.

  4. Sorry. She’s been Arquetted. That should be considered a toxic waste dump from now on.

  5. cc

    Why haven’t there been any Emma Watson upskirts lately, he says, apropos of nothing.

  6. rough

    Message to miss Cox, self reproach is sexy in situations such as this…

    I blame David for this.

  7. HEY HICK FUCK YOU!

    Who let the dog out?

  8. bitch looks good for 75. i’d ass eat

  9. jesus he knows me

    horrible skinny legs, eat some meat girl!

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    Jill Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s beginning to look like The Octomom.

  11. Fry

    She’s too old to not have done this deliberately. She’s knows all the attention it will get her.

    • occam's boner

      Agreed, but the attention will be fleeting and not nearly what she expected. Much like her relationships [and I feel her].

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    This upskirt is 15 years past its expiration date of anyone caring.

  13. Beefarino

    What Would Joey Tribbiani Do?

  14. I don’t really care about the underwear. I’m more concerned with the blatant Botox or whatever and how she’s screwing up her face. That, and her hair looks unkempt. Time for a haircut, girl.

  15. Hedgehog

    I see Cox

  16. jonnyrotten

    Hey, she is still damn hot for a woman of her age, Jesus, you can’t please some people.

  17. jt

    BORRRRRRRING.

  18. The Everlasting Know-it-all

    I’d nom it

  19. Piffle

    LEAVE COURTNEY ALONE!
    She’s not trying to desperately manipulate the media to portray her as she feels fit. Some Friends I know should take a leaf out of her book.
    Besides… Ladies – You’d totally use what means are available to restore yourself if you had the means available.
    Men – Don’t tell me you would love to have your head between those iron jaws of life.

    • Cristian

      All right, who’s been messing with my Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups? And how come they smell like ADAM!!!(Heh.)And happy bidrhtay to the lovely Shauna, with whom I am not personally acquainted. Just judging by the above photo: Mrowr!

  20. forrest gump

    let’s thank her for this.
    FOR MOST AMERICANS THIS WILL BE ENOUGH TO MASTURBATE ON.
    (well, it’s as innocent as URINE)

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Urine knows its own power. It doesn’t need false bravado. In fact it would prefer you whisper it.

  21. Aussie Mama

    Oh put it away already you old bag!

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