It’s been a little depressing around here what with all the death and PETA ads actually working – Damn you, activism! *shakes fist* – so here’s Courteney Cox flashing the covering to her batcave in Beverly Hills yesterday which still makes her classier than every one of the goddamn golddiggers on Real Housewives. Courteney could save a Chevy symbol into her bush right in the middle of Rodeo, and some old guy with a monocle would say, “Mahvahlous. Simply mahvahlous,” then ask why Taylor Armstrong is allowed to walk on the sidewalk. “With those duck lips? Oh no no no no. Reginald, my elephant rifle. Post haste!”
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Is that dust?
I smell moth balls.
There is a bit of webbing on her bat cave. Show us your fur burger.
Oh fuck, I thought it was Octomom at first.
I did too… *calmly puts penis back into pants*
I still can’t get over the fact, after that 1st pic, that it isn’t.
Sorry. She’s been Arquetted. That should be considered a toxic waste dump from now on.
Why haven’t there been any Emma Watson upskirts lately, he says, apropos of nothing.
Message to miss Cox, self reproach is sexy in situations such as this…
I blame David for this.
Who let the dog out?
bitch looks good for 75. i’d ass eat
damn straight! social security has been good to her!
horrible skinny legs, eat some meat girl!
A lot of American chicks have stick legs :(
She’s beginning to look like The Octomom.
I was thinking the same thing.
She’s too old to not have done this deliberately. She’s knows all the attention it will get her.
Agreed, but the attention will be fleeting and not nearly what she expected. Much like her relationships [and I feel her].
This upskirt is 15 years past its expiration date of anyone caring.
What Would Joey Tribbiani Do?
How you doin?
I don’t really care about the underwear. I’m more concerned with the blatant Botox or whatever and how she’s screwing up her face. That, and her hair looks unkempt. Time for a haircut, girl.
I see Cox
Meh.
Hey, she is still damn hot for a woman of her age, Jesus, you can’t please some people.
BORRRRRRRING.
I’d nom it
LEAVE COURTNEY ALONE!
She’s not trying to desperately manipulate the media to portray her as she feels fit. Some Friends I know should take a leaf out of her book.
Besides… Ladies – You’d totally use what means are available to restore yourself if you had the means available.
Men – Don’t tell me you would love to have your head between those iron jaws of life.
All right, who’s been messing with my Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups? And how come they smell like ADAM!!!(Heh.)And happy bidrhtay to the lovely Shauna, with whom I am not personally acquainted. Just judging by the above photo: Mrowr!
let’s thank her for this.
FOR MOST AMERICANS THIS WILL BE ENOUGH TO MASTURBATE ON.
(well, it’s as innocent as URINE)
Urine knows its own power. It doesn’t need false bravado. In fact it would prefer you whisper it.
Oh put it away already you old bag!