Courteney Cox is Courageous

November 1st, 2010 // 87 Comments

Wait. How’d these bikini photos get in here? Clearly, there’s been some sort of mix-up…

Presumably because she never signed a pre-nup and David Arquette was in Eight Legged Freaks, Courteney Cox is now playing down the divorce talk and chalking the whole thing up to a trial separation. A brave, unprecedented trial separation that apparently she believes no one has ever tried before. Via People:

“I don’t know what will happen, but this is not like we’re getting divorced,” Cox says in a new interview with Australia’s TV Week. “This is a separation and I think that takes a lot of courage . . . Whatever is supposed to happen will be the best thing for us.”

Yes, Courteney, there’s nothing more courageous than just giving up and agreeing everyone can have sex with whoever they want because that’s easier than working things out. No, really, someone needs to get you counseling couples so you can inspire them to greatness. I’m tired of all these people with their non-courageous conflict resolution based on commitment. It’s cowardly.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. wannado

    Where do I sign up for this? Is there a list? Or a line to get into? Just wanna know where to be when she decides to start screwin other people.

  2. Missy

    What the hell?! Uhm clearly most of you judgemental asses haven’t read the whole damn announcement from day 1. They never talked about divorce. In the announcement it said “We have agreed to a trial seperation that dates back some time now. ” So what are you trying to make us believe otherwise, you just cant stand it some hollywood couples DO care for eachother, and don’t give up right away, and aren’t getting nasty towards eachother. Ever since their split in june/july already they have been nothing but super civil towards and about eachother. David even posted pictures of them as a family in Michigan in August when they had already seperated, going for a picknick and a pic of him and CC holding eachother in their favorite restaurant. Also just 2 days before the announcement he posted a picture of CC’s cougar town dressingroom and said: This girl has style. In September CC talked about how hilarious and great David was in two talkshows, months after their seperation. And yesterday they went out together for Halloween, David even posted a picture he took of CC dressed up in their home before going out with their daughter and said: Her outfit is incredible. Those people care for eachother, obviously, because you dumbasses didn’t even know they were seperated untill THEY made the announcement. Shows once again the media is always full of bullshit, but don’t even get the real news. They had months to figure it out, they couldn’t and they hate they couldn’t get their scoop with this story! So get your facts straight, and don’t act like they are only civil because of the money, that you are that SUPERFICIAL….not everyone is. Some are human thank god!

    • Looks like Ms. Cox’s publicist reads this site.

    • Marnie

      TLDR.

    • Hank E Ring

      Missy, less caffeine and a vibrator may do you well.

      • Missy

        No need to be her publicist or a “deluded fan”. imao, like i care what you say. Every normal person who is old enough to read, and has actually listened to David’s full interviews instead of believing the pieces that the media took out of those, and twisted his words, knows what has been really said and still people keep opening their mouths, talking freaking bull. I can’t help it people have to explain it to you people what has actually been said. If you’re not a fan of Courteney/David, if you didn’t care for them before they split up, and have never even listened to their interviews because you don’t care for celebrities, then why do you suddenly have an opinion on them now they split? Now THATS weird. People’s own lifes suck so they like to believe others are getting nasty, its what gets you through the night obviously. …

    • richard

      comedy gold

    • Turd Ferguson

      Umm, wow.
      Cat lady?

      • I had to check back and glad I did. Way to prove you’re not deluded, Missy.

      • me to. I should say this chick/dude is not only deluded but deranged.

        first off i am not a fan of Courteney/David. yeah i admit. I am a masturbator of Courteney . As far as the whole news of their split/divorce/whatever , one big publicity stunt. the rumor of divorce of clarifiying of seperation,etc. also another big chance to promote her tv show as well as some good jerkoff material .and for her to gloat that a lot of guys will waste sperm over her recent photos.

        granted if they really had problems and decided to seperate, it would never be brought to the public.

        now back to the jerkoffing.

    • Vandal

      WALL.OF.TEXT

    • Kitty Furry

      Smoke a freakin joint and chill, will ya?!?…Sheesh

    • Missy is David Arquettes fluffer … aren’t you missy?

  3. nooooooooo

    No pre-nup means she’s scared of running out of additional money to fund her latest show. Given that Cougar Town is produced by their joint company she could find herself obsolete even faster.

  4. would ass eat..

  5. Courteney Cox Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d hit that…repeatedly

  6. Mc Grough crime dog

    “Courteney Cox is Courageous”….AND BRAVE!

  7. OnTheRealThough

    That’s one sexy old white freckly bitch.

    Can’t believe she wasted all those years with that retard.

  8. Courteney Cox Bikini
    SICILIAN
    Commented on this photo:

    I just came in my pants

  9. fester

    As senior citizens go, not bad… until her top strap comes untied and her boobs sag another six inches, anyway.

  10. Haggard

    I’ll hold her saggy boobs up. With my penis!

  11. new here

    Look at just her face in that first picture and tell me it doesn’t remind you of Micheal Jackson

  12. Marco

    Wow the arse still looks great!

  13. Ash Bones

    Great butt.!! Usally looks so boney with clothes on..

  14. Courteney Cox Bikini
    Hank E Ring
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, I would take care of that… well, me at least.

  15. I would fuck her in all her holes. nice ass nice tummy nice everything!!!!!!

  16. Drundel

    Banging body for an old chick.

  17. richard

    I’ll be in my bunk.

  18. Billy Seatsniffer

    she appears to have fallen upper lip first into a collagen injection

  19. Parker

    Though I doubt Courtney Cox will be courting c*cks anytime soon, I propose that she consider letting my greasy pink weasel burrow into her backyard to sort of even the score with David who wasted no time spitting his genes down Jasmine’s gullet. It’s what all decent women would do at a time like this.

  20. DKNY

    I’d go to “Town” on that “Cougar”.

    See what I did there? I’m fucking funny.

  21. Courteney Cox Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Outstanding! Kudos to Ms. Cox.

  22. Courteney Cox Bikini
    sphincter
    Commented on this photo:

    I would eat her asshole with some fava beans.

  23. Hank Rearden

    Funny face, which she is ruining with plastic surgery.

    But that’s a fantastic bod! She’d be nice to screw a few times — then I imagine her being lousy in bed would get tiresome.

  24. Courteney Cox Bikini
    The ONLY HETERO in this Joint
    Commented on this photo:

    This bitch makes me sick. Never was a fan and don’t wan’t to see her here again.

  25. Courteney Cox Bikini
    mafme
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d Courtney her.. um… wait. No, that’s all wrong.

  26. Veronica

    Pass – I can’t imagine how old she is but when I was a kid (I’m 35), I was watching her in Family Ties. How is she still looking this good? I am younger, so I should have a better bod, but I definitely don’t. She’s done something right. I find her screen presence dull but not everyone can have charisma.

  27. Courteney Cox Bikini
    WhiteBoy41
    Commented on this photo:

    Courteney Cokc u still Rokc !!! Giv us a shake will yaaah ?

  28. Smiling Bob

    Her ass must be made of solid botox. It sure doesn’t look like the ass of a 46 year-old woman.

  29. anonym

    she’s got a better body than a lot of 20 year olds

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    mimi
    Commented on this photo:

    Since when Fish gives lessons on commitment ?

  31. Courteney Cox Bikini
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    I would love to teach this old dog some new tricks

  32. Courteney Cox Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I would love to teach that old dog some new tricks.
    Her ass looks magnificent!

  33. IKE

    Good commentary!!
    *Thumbs up*

  34. Courteney Cox Bikini
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    Damn. I honestly think she’s mosre attractive now than she was in her Friends days.

  35. Courteney Cox Bikini
    SICILIAN
    Commented on this photo:

    Ms Cox can ride MR COck anytime she likes

  36. Courteney Cox Bikini
    Rockalittle
    Commented on this photo:

    Tap tap tap

  37. Angel

    THEIR

    RELATIONSHIP

    IS

    NONE

    OF

    YOUR

    F*CKING

    BUSINESS

    GET LIVES, HOW HILARIOUS PEOPLE ARE ON HER, GO WORK OUT OR READ A F*CKING BOOK, ANYTHING, (DON’T EAT), I HAVE A FEELING MOST OF YOU ARE “CHUNKY, OR “HUSKY”….LMFAO

    THIA WOMAN LOOKS AMAZING FOR ANY AGE, MOST 20 YR OLDS ARE FAT IN OUR COUNTRY. AT 40+ THIS PROVES HOW EASY IT IS TO CARE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH. IS NOT ABOUT VANITY. IT IS ABOUT GOOD HEALTH AND A GREAT QUALITY OF LIFE. JACK LALANE IS IN HIS LATE 90′S AND CAN WHOOP MOST OF YOUR *SSES. THAT’S NOT GOOD, FOLKS!!

    • Jessie

      So true. Her face may have plastic surgery, but that is her business, why ridicule? sad people.

      Her body, externally and internally is outstanding. And everybody on here will b*cth, moan and complain in lieu of making their life better.

      Lazy chumps.

    • Someone takes this site too seriously. you must be Missy’s publicist … or sister.

      I think she looks amazing. She’s more real than most of the hollywood celebritants out there.

  38. Sarah Bellum

    if you read other gossip sites, (cough-lainey-cough) word is this “couple” has had a pretty open arrangement for a while. Now they are just making it appear legitimate as they “work on their marital issues”. A poster above noted that thier joint company produces Cougar Town. So more reason to “make it work” at least in the public eye. This is a woman whose greatest fear is becoming irrelevant.

  39. Courteney Cox Bikini
    anothergirl
    Commented on this photo:

    my god, she looks fantastic.
    i want to rub my dripping cunt on her asshole.

  40. jvon

    If this is a recent photo, she has been bathing in the blood of virgins or something. Christ. Amazing.

  41. Courteney Cox Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d corageusly ride that all week.

  42. SICILIAN

    I want her to go Cougar on my ass…fucking delectable she is what she doing with that Fuckhole again?

  43. Janice Marie

    God bless her. If I looked that good – at any age – I SWEAR I’d walk around naked. DAMN!

  44. Courteney Cox Bikini
    Cardinal Fang
    Commented on this photo:

    My pants are tight!

  45. Courteney Cox Bikini
    antparty
    Commented on this photo:

    My God, she is lovely. Damn you Arquette!

  46. Courteney Cox Bikini
    Willy Wonka
    Commented on this photo:

    My fist. Her ass.

  47. Courteney Cox Bikini
    antparty
    Commented on this photo:

    Lovely.

  48. Willy Wonka

    My fist. Her ass.

  49. Courteney Cox Bikini
    Ricks_Daddy
    Commented on this photo:

    NO Ass, FLAT Ass, WHITE Ass.
    PASS.

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