For two people on a “completely platonic” vacation, Courteney Cox and Josh Hopkins seemed to be having a hard time keeping their clothes on around each other in St. Barts yesterday. Not to mention “best pals” don’t usually stand around grinning like idiots while staring at each others fun parts. Granted, my buddies and I do, but that’s only because we’re sophisticated gentleman with a deep respect for the human body, and sometimes I pull a gun if I’m not told I have the pelvic bone of a Greek god. *click click* It’s Mt. Olympus time, son. Best check yo’self.
Wow, that got dark.