Courteney Cox In a Bikini And Other News

- Olivia Munn poolside photos, anyone? [Just Jared]

- Apparently banging George Clooney qualifies you to present awards at the AMAs. [Lainey Gossip]

- Find this Chivette and bring her to the Internet. (Why do I get the feeling I should’ve added “alive” to that sentence?) [theCHIVE]

- Jennifer Tilly’s breasts to Christina Hendricks’, “Come at me, bro.” My penis, “THAT STUFF. MAKE THAT STUFF HAPPEN.” [Dlisted]

- Sam Gordon, the nine-year-old girl who’s superhumanly awesome at football just took out a Hall of Famer which proves mutants walk among us. READY THE SENTINELS. [BuzzFeed]

- Elisha Cuthbert lost weight. *slow golf clap* [Popoholic]

- Lindsay Lohan’s Liz & Dick isn’t a critical darling? Silence your tongue.[TooFab]

- Shannon Elizabeth is still alive, attractive. [Celebslam]

- Kim Kardashian is a retarded bitch. That’s the most diplomatic way I can describe this. [IDLYITW]

- Maria Menounos in yoga pants. You click now. [Hollywood Tuna]

- This is who you almost elected president, America. Get your shit together. [FilmDrunk]

- Miley Cyrus is still posting slutty TwitPics with shitty resolutions. YOU’RE RICH. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Sean Penn’s banging Florence Welch now. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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