Welcome to the magical time between Christmas and New Year’s when The Superficial lazily rehashes all the posts you sick sons of bitches couldn’t get enough of. This year, in lieu of a Top 10, we’ve decided to break it down by the best post of each month so we can all relive the joy and majesty of 2011, and more importantly, give me an extra two posts to phone in so I can sit around thumbing my Christmas loot.
MARCH
Posted: 3.2.2011
Charlie Sheen dominated most of February and March, so when these shots of Courteney Cox on the set of Cougar Town arrived, you sought refuge in their ample breasty goodness as Jennifer Aniston did that fateful, dark night Angelina Jolie‘s vagina was more readily available. That bitch.
Original Post: Courteney Cox’s in a Bikini Again
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet
The power of breast implants puts the sun to shame.
I so loved her as Monica, that even though she is starting to look like Demi Moore I would still like to have a Shot
I’d still put it in her any day of the week….twice on Sunday….after church, of course!
Really? This was the most-trafficked post of March? I get the first two for Jan. and Feb., but this…is just hard to believe. I mean, she’s hot and all, but it’s just so meh of a post overall.
Another that I just don’t get. She ain’t that attractive. If you’re gonna fantasize about some famous person then I definitely wouldn’t pick her.
I agree. As a side note, this is the most boring list “best of” whatever year that I have read in a long time.
Well, these aren’t chosen by quality, but by quantity—purportedly, these are the most-visited posts per month. Though if you go by Facebook likes, the post the very next day with Mos Def’s tweet about Justin Bieber got nine times as many as likes as this one. I thought that was a good correlation to overall traffic, but I guess not.
makes me want to get implants. my two kids ruined my once perfect tatas.
You made the stupid decision to poop out two morons. Your own fault.
Thank you for that lovely comment! I’ll just explain to my autistic 3 year old that he’s just a “moron”, coming from a moron.
lynn, you don’t have to go bolt-on – check into a boob lift – sometimes that’s all a mama needs :)
Okay her floating devices are keeping her up. That dude is smoking.
Demi moore’s twin.
That guy with the gut needs to get Courtney’s plastic surgeon’s number.
She looks like a used dime store hooker on her new show.
Why no post about Katy Boobies on a beach without Ali Brand without her. This is the kind of stuff Photo-Boy needs to jump on. Anytime we get Miss Boobies without the douchebag we need pics!
I farted.
Me too. On tv, even!
Do you have corn rows between your legs?
oh give me a break people! her entire body weight is being lifted up by two hands on her stomach! ill bet most peoples skin would look worse if lifted that way while wearing a bikini.
OMG! You people are ridiculous! Why don’t we see some pics of you butts uploaded when you least expect it and see how good is looks?? And no sticking it out either or spreading your legs to make it look bigger! Really sucks when you can’t even go to the pool without a bunch of misreable people talking crap and judging your looks. She’s what… 50?? and still looks better than probably more than half of you on here!
I always thought her asshole would taste like a mixture of honey and ketchup
……but I warn you: DO NOT ASK HER TRUE AGE!!
thats quite the nice new leather handbag
Thank you lord for these breasts we are about to receive.
Candid summer fun photos. Courtney trying to look hot: Take 1, 689
If you jizzed all over Casper you would’nt even be able to see it!