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Since we now exist in a reality that includes Lindsay Lohan method-acting her Lifetime network role as Elizabeth Taylor, Octomom getting paid to flick the bean and Kim Kardashian as a possible mayoral candidate, why not toss Courtney Stodden‘s music career into the mix, effectively flicking a lit match onto the whole gasoline soaked pile of what used to be American culture. Radar has the story of how a vacuous brain-washed pseudo-child can become famous in this country for saying things like “I’m really excited about the new song. I’m working with a couple of really sexy producers!”:
The 17-year-old Teen Bride has released her newest song, which she says is all about lust!
Holy Cow!! Honestly though, who knows more about lust than an old transvestite lady pretending to be a kid married to what is ostensibly a clever child predator who happened to find a loophole in those pesky laws attempting to prevent pedophilia? Oh no, I think I just back-doored myself (Fellas? Ladies?) into a logical explanation of why this song makes perfect sense. EJECT!
Photo: Splash News
I feel sorry for her; she doesn’t seem to have any sense of self outside of her life-sized plastic Barbie look
Just killing time in the sporting goods section while they fill her Valtrex prescription.
Who the hell goes to Target dressed like this?!
Most women in Hollywood douchebag!
Suppose Courtney Stodden saw that episode of 30 Rock with Abby Flynn and thought “I can do this.” The timing matches up.
Wishful thinking, I know.
I’m perplexed…who is taking these photos? I mean, do they hire a photog to follow them around?
Uh-oh, Doug. The flower on the right side of her head means she’s single and looking.
yea.. im sure she knows that
at least shes wearing underwear even tho i was kinda hoping she wasnt
Holy shit, that’s not even a dress. That’s one of those extra long tank tops or some shit! Meaning, normal people wear leggings or skinny jeans or something under that with something more on top. It’s a layering piece. I’m pretty sure that’s what she’s wearing anyway. But then again, I don’t shop at establishments that sell hookerwear. So perhaps that IS a dress.
Haha! Did anybody else notice it PB spelled it “Courntey”? Haha!
They have sex. Think about that for a second. Then barf your brains out.
I doubt they actually have sex. She just wants to get her name out there for her singing career (…..), and perhaps he thought he could get back in the news since he hasn’t had any acting gigs of late.
What better way to get back in the news than to fake a marriage that borders on pedophilia,
I’m digging the loofah attached to her bag. I didn’t realize they were now a fashion accessory.
The wife beater “dress” is a nice look for some light shopping at Target. I could only imagine what she would wear to a Chuck E Cheese.
This is people of Walmart material. Not target.
Eep! That reminds me, I once went to a Walmart in West Virginia! If anyone has seen the movie Wrong Turn, I think that particular Walmart was where all the cannibal inbreds were shopping that day. I seriously thought they were going to eat me.
Hooker shirt-check. Gallon of makeup-check. Spray tan-check. Creepy old dude to follow me while holding my purse-check. Sounds like a nice Sunday trip to Target!
dude, she needs to eat a damn sandwich…gross.
OMFG! Holy auto tuner! BTW,
Quick, Security!!! This lesbian is walking out with one of the mannequins!
It’s sort of funny and sort of disturbing how disgusted she is with that guy.
The song is really not much worse than most of the pop music crap on the charts these days. (And that’s not a compliment to Courtney — it’s a criticism to pop music nowadays.)
I want to eat her underage things…
um, like where do you guys keep the stripper poles?
sweetie, i told you, stripper poles are in the housewares section, not sporting goods.
All girls should be a skanky ho in the bedroom, but at Target? C’mon! Her husband fails to realize that having such a young wife only makes him look older. Too bad he doesn’t have it in him to teach his wife how to dress with a little bit of class….. Hopefully she’ll grow up and get wiser to this attention hog of a man.
That’s either some magic angle or she is freakishly proportioned!
Can we stop giving this bitch the attention she so desperately craves so she can melt back into oblivion please?
It’s quite obvious that no one would be attracted to her if they saw her at Target on La Brea. Obviously. I mean, if I saw her there I might have walked into a wall but I’m sure I would have been the only one. What is wrong with me?! I think I have to run to Target.
I hate it when my vagina falls out at Target.
clearly a candid photo. not contrived whatsoever–that’s what i like about it.
As she purses her lips and sashayes quietly in the night, she’s really thinking, “BUT I WANT A GOLDEN GOOSE NOOOOOW!!!!”
Thank God she didn’t forget her pink shower luffa.
is she flirting with her own mother?
he’s not even attractive. how that pedophile got a 16 year old bitch to marry him i’ll never understand.
When she kills him in his sleep you will no longer be envious
she wrote this song with the word “real” in it a billion times in order to prove that she can actually pronounce the word.
oops! she still says rill.
“this feels rill rill riller than re-ill-it-ty”