For some reason, somebody thought it’d be a great idea to invite Ashton Kutcher, the guy who fucked over Demi Moore by banging 23-year-olds on their wedding anniversary, to Sunday’s American Country Music Awards to present Female Vocalist of the Year to Miranda Lambert which he did, but only after showing up in a ten-gallon hat and smirking the whole time. Naturally this didn’t go over well with Miranda who we already know will cut Chris Brown. Us Weekly reports:
Upon reflection, Labmert herself wasn’t amused by Kutcher’s schtick. The star, 28, tweeted late Monday: “Was Ashton Kutcher making fun of country or is it just me? Watching it back now and I’m kinda wondering?”
Fellow country singer Justin Moore was more direct — and visceral. In the audience at the MGM Grand Garden Arena, he tweeted, “Seen Ashton kutcher at the acms tonight. What a douche! I don’t care for people making a mockery of the way country artists’ dress.”
Indeed, there was no love lost between Kutcher and most of the crowd during the show and at an afterparty, insiders reveal to Us.
“People were just like ‘why is he here?’ – he has nothing to do with country,” one attendee told Us “Nobody laughed at his dumb jokes, in fact he came off as rude. He didn’t mingle.”
As much as I hate country music, these are all good questions because I also hate Ashton Kutcher. Why was he there? Was he making fun of country music? Can someone who doesn’t look like Johnny Cash or a flamboyant youth pastor in an Affliction shirt get away with wearing a cowboy hat in today’s political climate? Was that last question aimed at Rascall Flatts? Would anyone care if it was? Is there going to be a punchline to this post? Will you be surprised if there isn’t? How much do I get paid for this job? Do you really want to know?
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You can shave a douchebag, fluff it’s hair, dress it up, put a big fancy hat on top of it, but it’s STILL a douchebag.
Just checking if I am allowed to post again.
Apparently so.
He wasn’t smirking. He was joyful at having bet the Bandit that he couldn’t take a case of Yoo Hoo from Las Vegas to Knoxville by midnight Tuesday.
Well hello sideboob! Yes, I am single. No, I do not own a gun or a truck. ~Ashton Douchebag Yehaw Kutcher
Miranda Lambert running her mouth outside the kitchen and without black eyes makes for a mockery of country music far greater than anything Kutcher can do.
Oh wait, he brought a black guy in a cowboy hat? Nevermind.
I’d like your post multiple times if Fish would let me – XOXO
winner winner chicken dinner. best in show.
I guess all those years of bullies beating up boys named Ashton, you’d think they would have knocked some sense into this one.
I blame the public schools and all their anti-bullying nonsense! Back in the olden days, we’d have swirley’d and wedgie’d the douche out of this Ashton jerkoff before he got to the 6th grade!
Sounds like you know all about it firsthand. It didn’t seem to help you become less a douche.
Tornadoes in Dallas today. Question; If a tornado meets a Wookie does the wookie get sucked up or does the wookie suck up the tornado?
It does seem like an opportunity for Chuck Norris to put a lot of questions to rest.
Aston is like a tornado. You run for cover and scream when you see one. It destroys things in its path. Plus it sucks all the life out of a room…
Damn you Kutcher, now I need some Skoal.
If they was real country folk, they woulda tied him up and drug him down a dirt road behind their pickup trucks, instead of tweetin’ like a buncha gay Yankees.
No, that’s what real rednecks would do. Real country people are usually polite in the face of a douche bag.
But I still fucking hate country music…so I care not if he was making fun of them.
Well bless his heart, trying to fit in and all that…
The funny (to me) thing is that when he stood next to Miranda Lambert in her shiny pleather corset, grandma’s curtain skirt and mismatched jewelry, I honestly couldn’t tell if Ashton’s outfit was a joke or not.
He does fit right in, doesn’t he?
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Country Music people are upset at Kutcher but Porter Wagoner was doing it a long time ago.
Yes, but with a horrifying lack of irony.
It might be funny if I thought AK could spell “irony.” Without that, all that is left is obnoxious, and the hope he gets stomped by someone holding an empty bottle of tobacco spit throughout the stomping.
Kudos to the Kutch! After long holding the title of “Most Punchable Face in Hollywood” Kutcher has now added “Most Punchable Face in Country Music”. Look out Mrs. Temperance “Granny” Hayes of Wichita, Ashton will take your “Most Punchable Face in Quilting” title next!
“They’re this big. I showed up, didn’t I?”
Why was KISS there? Why was LL Cool J there? Why were half the people that performed there? Ashton fucking Kutcher is the least of their problems.
“The Moores and the Kutchers” doesn’t have quite the ring of “The Hatfields and the McCoys” but with any luck there’ll be some shootin’ before this is all over.
Shootings. Wouldn’t that be the BET Hip Hop Awards?
there’s a lot of great folk music and bluegrass out there but what goes on in nashville with the radio power country is just as bad as
katy perry, hilary duff etc.
sometimes people make music for the right reasons, sometimes
a group of duchebags get together and create some disney jailbait whore in a laboratory and market them as the next britney etc.
@dooood – you are so efing right. He fits right in with the other empty hats that pretend to be country.
All hat, no cattle.
Isn’t Nicole Kidman’s Down Under-born, eyeliner-wearing husband a country music star?
Country Music people get over yourselves
you do dress like crap
I was going to say… Country music dress is a self-parody in on itself.
I’ma go down to tha corral and rope me a gawl-dang teenager! Where my horse at? SKIPPY!
Country does a fine job of making fun of itself. It didn’t need Ashtons help.
Country has not been country for a long time, maybe 20 years now. They made a mockery of themselves long before the King of all douchebags did. The country singers today are nothing more than thinly veiled pop stars for the most part.
– Justin Moore… tweeted, “Seen Ashton kutcher at the acms tonight. What a douche! I don’t care for people making a mockery of the way country artists’ dress.” –
Seems to me when you dress like a color blind retard you don’t have much room to talk… teal.
How is AK any worse than this asshole? I guess Justin Moore’s cul de sac was more COUNTRY than the rest of the suburbs.
Who doesn’t make fun of country music? “We like to pretend we live in the 1950s. No darkies welcome.”
To answer your questions:
Because celebrities attract attention and he, for better or worse, is a celebrity.
Probably, but then country musicians do enough to make a mockery of country music on their own.
I hope not.
Yes.
No.
Probably not.
Not really.
Fucked if I know.
Again, not really.
Why do networks do this? The awards were on CBS, so they have to pimp CBS actors on it.
I was George Strait, I would have jumped up out of my seat and beat Kutcher’s ass on live TV for doing that to one of my song’s.
Really? If I was George Strait I’d beat my own ass for being George Strait.
Ten gallon asshat.
Dear country music fans: you dress like clowns. When some dude not from the neighborhood shows up in your clown suit, you’re all like “man, he looks like a clown.” Have you ever looked in the fucking mirror?
Make you a deal. We’ll stop sending Ashton Kutcher to the CMAs if you all lay off the damn Country-Pop crossovers. Next year, we’re adding Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton. Think about it.
Oddly enough, this makes me like Ashton Kutcher more.
Country music blows and country “artists” look like idiots.
He could have showed up in an Armani tux, and he still would have acted like a douche. Can’t wait for him to douche up the Steve Jobs movie. Douche.
Seriously, country people? He went to a country music awards show to present so he dressed up in some country music attire. I don’t see the big deal.
problem is, Ashton don’t look inbred enough to be country
What’s HE smirking at? Bitch be from IOWA
Brokeback much?
What does it say about the whole country scene that simply by virtue of showing up dressed like a part of it you can be accused of making a mockery of it? (Spoiler warning: not good things)
Some of you queers seem to be forgetting who the douche bags are, let’s keep it simple.
Chris Brown
Russell Brand
Ashton Kutcher
You nitwits might watch the idiot box and fall in love with these three douche bags but that doesn’t change the fact that they are the primary douche bags on the planet. Try to focus and maintain clarity during your boners for their “talent”. Keep in mind all three are backed by the richest men on the planet and are well versed in controlling your weak brain stems.
Why is that guy behind the douche puking into his tumbler? Oh wait, never mind.
Nice fake beer bozo!
Country music people are so sensitive, you’d think they’d have thick skin after being made fun of relentlessly by real musicians.
Where’s Buzz Lightyear?
Now I know why Demi lost it! Asshton is GAY! With his butt buddy in tow…
His Canon or Nikon televised commercials annoyed me, he exceeds in douchery in those commercials.
The problem with country music is that its stars are ultra-dull, boring, predictable people who sing about ultra-dull, boring and predictable themes. It has to be tough to put together a three hour show where every single artist sounds similar and says the exact same things.
It’s not like he can make Country Music any more of a joke than Kenny Chesney. What’s the big deal?
If’n yur style is so cheesy that ya cain’t tell when yur bein’ made fun of, ya’ll might be rednecks!
The irony lost on him is that he looked like a moron with his trucker caps.