Because God apparently wants me to feel sorry for Corey Haim, turns out he was dating everyone’s favorite probably-used-to-be-a-dude reality star Daisy de la Hoya when he died, according to E! News:
After being introduced by Corey Feldman shortly before Haim died, he began dating 27-year-old Daisy de la Hoya, the star of VH1 reality show Daisy of Love…
“I’m sooooooo devastated right now,” de la Hoya tweeted this morning. “This is the worst day ever I can’t believe this.”
The romance between the two was very new. “Daisy loved The Lost Boys, and she always had a crush on Corey,” a source close to De la Hoya tells us. “Their first official date was two weeks ago, but they’d been hanging out a little while before that. Corey invited her to the Playboy Mansion. Corey Feldman came, too.”
De la Hoya apparently wanted to help Haim with his struggles. “Daisy knew Corey was doing a lot of drugs–especially prescription meds,” our source says. “She thought he was kind and talented, and she wanted to rescue him. She became his confidant over the last few weeks. He told her a lot.“
Awesome. Can’t wait to hear how, surprise, Daisy’s carrying Corey Haim’s baby as she finally finds a publicity gravy train that doesn’t require Bret Michael’s penis to board. On that note, will anyone be offended if I go back and change all my commentary from yesterday to “This bitch did it”?