Cora Skinner in a bikini is way too good for Brody Jenner

June 6th, 2008 // 170 Comments

Model Cora Skinner hit the beach in Hawaii yesterday with boyfriend Brody Jenner of The Hils. I’m pretty sure it’s a crime against nature for a chick this hot to date a bag this douchey. Brody even has his own last name tattooed up his side which is just pure stupid in my book. That’s like writing “Will Pay Child Support Out the Anus” on your forehead. Sure, it’ll get you laid but then, uh, hmm. Maybe he’s on to something. Anyone got a Sharpie?


  1. Stephanie

    Um…he has man boobs….ewww….he’s gross….

  2. Tom

    God, I want to fuck this chick so bad. Her body is so nice and those tits are amazing. Seriously… thanks for these pictures. I can’t wait to get home now.

  3. don't be stupid

    Just because some women don’t think her body is that great doesn’t mean they’re jealous.

  4. Jen

    Boy Barbie lovers can unit all they want, but I will say it again: Megan Fox: fuck yes, I’m jealous of her body. It’s hot as fuck! Elisha Cuthbert: same deal, gorgeous curves, flat tummy (well, OK, mine’s flat too but I actually have to work really hard for it and hers looks effortlessly flat!), even Kimmy Kardashian, she’s got a beautiful figure. But this hobag looks like a little boy, and that’s why mommy had to buy her some tits.

  5. Jen

    And to the dude who said being a model automatically makes you hot, 3 words, buddy: Marisa Miller Butterface.

  6. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    THE SAME PEOPLE THAT CALL KIM FAT AND UNHEALTHY,,,,

    CALL THIS IMPLANTED ANOREXIC SKANK THE IDEAL WOMAN.

  7. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    THE SAME PEOPLE THAT CALL KIM FAT AND UNHEALTHY,,,,

    CALL THIS IMPLANTED ANOREXIC SKANK THE IDEAL WOMAN.

  8. nerdkiller

    commenter 51 is fucking awesome

  9. Chris

    Famous, or even moderately famous? Rich, or even moderately wealthy? You can get a hot chick. All women are, at their core, whores. Just some are more honest about it than others.

  10. Ticket

    I went to high school with her. She’s a pretty smart girl and is very nice. I’m happy for her success (as a model, not for dating this d-bag).

  11. john e

    156…uh Kim is fat.. what white man wants to go near a fat jiggly cellulite covered ass, thick legs…. pass.
    Now this girl.. Cora. Her body is ideal. If her ass was alittle rounder like Jessic Alba shed be a 11!.
    Nice tiny waist that curves in, perfect tits, long legs(no cellulite or imperfections) tight ass, . Yup that body is as perfect as they come.

  12. john e

    154?
    Um how do Megan Fox and Elisha Cuthbert have better bodies?
    Megan Fox has a better face — a million times better face obviously
    and has a great bod but howc an someone say thats its better than this girl

    And Cuthbert looked great a few yrs ago but has packed on some weight and doesnt look the same. Prettier yes but in terms of striclty body shes nowhere near as hot
    If this girl- Cora was an actress or featured in some movie in a sexy role shed be branded a sex symbol right away and wld be making the mens mags top lists instantly!

  13. none

    okay guys .. yes she has the “perfect body ” now.. but ..if she didnt have fake boobs i guarentee she would look like a holocaust survivor … she is EXTREMLY thin… the only reason she looks “perfect” or “curvy” is because she has fake boobs … but guys no girl is born with huge boobs without some chunk and this girl clearly has no fat on her… anyone can have a body like this its called starvng yourself and then once you get emaciated enough you get fake boobs … end of story

  14. cutegirl

    am i the only girl who actually wishes my boobs were smaller? mine are not even that big (b cup) but i think small boobs are cute and always perky.and i’d love to be able to go braless sometimes. i’ve never heard a guy complain about a girl not having big enough boobs. honestly, guys mostly care about the face and the body, meaning they like a proportional body, curves ( not nec exaggerated curves) in the right places and nice and tight. breast size has nothing to do with a nice figure, it sometimes tricks you into thinking a girl has an hourglass shape if she has big boobs or implants.

  15. local hater

    i went to high school with her and yes those boobies are fake. she’s also had lip injections and a bad nose job( her bump used to be bigger and her tip looks a little refined, prediction she has a better nose job done in a year or two, maybe evan will buy it for her). her and nikki gray are best friends have been since high school. nikki is also a model. nikki looks like she is forty. she had bigger implants put in, lip injections, cheek implants, and a nose job. nikki’s ass is real but it looks big because she sticks it out. she used to walk around campus pushing that shit out. yay to plastic, coke, and money! whores.

  16. local hater

    i went to high school with her and yes those boobies are fake. she’s also had lip injections and a bad nose job( her bump used to be bigger and her tip looks a little refined, prediction she has a better nose job done in a year or two, maybe evan will buy it for her). her and nikki gray are best friends have been since high school. nikki is also a model. nikki looks like she is forty. she had bigger implants put in, lip injections, cheek implants, and a nose job. nikki’s ass is real but it looks big because she sticks it out. she used to walk around campus pushing that shit out. yay to plastic, coke, and money! whores.

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