Happy Easter, Constance Nunes, And Other News

[Ed. Note: As you’ll notice, it’s technically still Easter, but we’re giving our link partners some love a bit early thanks to the past three days we took off to thumb our buttholes in a fit of lethargy. And trust me when I say that’s nowhere near as seductive as it sounds. It’s MORE. – SW]

- James Franco responds well to criticism. [Lainey Gossip]

- Gwyneth Paltrow is taking celebrity friend selfies now. Fuckdammit… [Dlisted]

- Cute Girls Make The Sun Shine A Bit Brighter [theCHIVE]

- Dolly Parton has no fucking clue what Miley Cyrus is doing. [Fishwrapper]

- There’s literally a shortage of sturdy shower rods thanks to Mimi Faust’s sex tape. [The Frisky]

- Heather Graham will never stop being hot. [Popoholic]

- For the love of God, please pay attention to Sofia Vergara’s ass. [Starpulse]

- Paul Walker’s brothers are making sure the world gets a seventh Fast & Furious movie. [tooFab]

- Ashley Greene’s gym owes her a refund. [IDLYITW]

- Karolina Kurkova’s hotness is back. [Hollywood Tuna]

- The Sexiest Social Media Pics of the Week [Celebslam]

- Samuel L. Jackson is doing a Quentin Tarantino live-read. Fuck yes. [FilmDrunk]

- That’s Scarlett Johansson’s labia. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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