Happy Easter, Constance Nunes, And Other News

April 20th, 2014 // 7 Comments

[Ed. Note: As you'll notice, it's technically still Easter, but we're giving our link partners some love a bit early thanks to the past three days we took off to thumb our buttholes in a fit of lethargy. And trust me when I say that's nowhere near as seductive as it sounds. It's MORE. - SW]

- James Franco responds well to criticism. [Lainey Gossip]

- Gwyneth Paltrow is taking celebrity friend selfies now. Fuckdammit… [Dlisted]

- Cute Girls Make The Sun Shine A Bit Brighter [theCHIVE]

- Dolly Parton has no fucking clue what Miley Cyrus is doing. [Fishwrapper]

- There’s literally a shortage of sturdy shower rods thanks to Mimi Faust‘s sex tape. [The Frisky]

- Heather Graham will never stop being hot. [Popoholic]

- For the love of God, please pay attention to Sofia Vergara‘s ass. [Starpulse]

- Paul Walker‘s brothers are making sure the world gets a seventh Fast & Furious movie. [tooFab]

- Ashley Greene‘s gym owes her a refund. [IDLYITW]

- Karolina Kurkova‘s hotness is back. [Hollywood Tuna]

- The Sexiest Social Media Pics of the Week [Celebslam]

- Samuel L. Jackson is doing a Quentin Tarantino live-read. Fuck yes. [FilmDrunk]

- That’s Scarlett Johansson‘s labia. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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  1. Stryfe

    Franco will be Singer in a few years. Eagerly awaiting this douchebag’s downfall.

  2. Constance Nunes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    So I assume she’s hiding Easter eggs somewhere in her clothing and she is challenging me to find them…..with my mouth?

  3. SamSpayed

    THOSE are Scarlett Johansson’s labia. Learn English, Fish.

  4. Constance Nunes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    She is just about he least objectionable of all the 138 Water girls.

    I keep washing my dick with 138, but somehow I’m still alone. Shouldn’t last much longer though, as I’m thinking of a boob job.

  5. I think Scarlett Johansson is one of those people who are hotter in our minds than in reality. Now that we can see her fully naked, she’s nothing special at all.

  6. Scarlett looks great. Like I always say, she should be on her knees worshiping Marvel or whoever cast her as Black Widow. That role forces her to stay in shape and we all know what was going on before that. The weird angles and funny shirts excuse.

  7. Constance Nunes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Yay PhotoBoy

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