Conrad Hilton’s Dad Helped Cops Arrest Him For Break-In At Ex’s House

“Daddy. Do you think I could get away with murder?”
“I dunno, probably. Just shut up until we get in the car.”

When we last left Conrad Hilton he had just finished threatening an entire international flight for which he received an ever-so-delicate slap on the wrist just last week instead of 20 years in federal prison for being a snot-nosed terrorist. So to celebrate, Conrad broke into his ex-girlfriend’s house on Monday night. (Fun Fact: She’s the daughter of Rick Salomon the man who night-vision-banged Paris Hilton in her sex tape in case all of this wasn’t Hollywood incestuous enough.) Anyway, apparently it took Conrad’s father Rick Hilton to talk him down who has to be feeling really awesome about the way his progeny have turned out except, just kidding, he’s rich as shit and giving a fuck is for the poor. TMZ reports:

Law enforcement sources tell us … police rushed to Hunter Salomon’s family home after Conrad broke in, and he was so out of control Rick Hilton was called to come over and help. When Rick arrived he offered to go in with cops and help calm his son down.
Once inside, Rick got Conrad to lower the volume enough so cops could get him on the ground and handcuff him.

But don’t worry, everything’s still coming up Conrad!

As for criminal charges … Hilton caught a huge break. The L.A. City Attorney won’t charge him for violating a restraining order because there’s no proof he was served.
Conrad has been charged with trespassing, which could land him in jail for 6 months.

But it won’t, so here’s a photo of his sister’s tits because I don’t know what else to say here that isn’t a rallying cry to burn the goddamn wealthy alive in their sleep. Save me, herpes. Save me from myself!

Photo: Getty