Connor Cruise Bangs This And Other News

October 18th, 2013 // 32 Comments

- Jennifer Lopez‘s assistant dumped her for Mariah Carey. And, no, not Casper Smart, but I can see how you might think that’s who I’m talking about. [Lainey Gossip]

- Charlie Hunnam was only going to make $125,000 for Fifty Shades of Grey. [Dlisted]

- The Newly Single Chivettes Are In [theCHIVE]

- Farrah Abraham is totally done with porn, you guys. That’s not who she is. [Fishwrapper]

- If anyone still remembers Kendra, she’s pregnant again. [tooFab]

- Baby Walter White is why we have an Internet. [BuzzFeed]

- Hannah Davis is a model in a bikini. [Popoholic]

- Steve Jobs sounds great to have sex with. [IDLYITW]

- Meet your new Miranda Kerr. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Emily Ratajkowski loves nudity, is an angel. A goddamn angel. [Celebslam]

- Lindsay Lohan gets what people want to see on her Instagram. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Miley Cyrus is going to have another naked video soon. Oh, good. [Amy Grindhouse]

- The Tea Party Insult Generator will steal your life now. [Uproxx]

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  1. Proof that gay isn’t contagious.

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    Hey Fella, Are You George Zimmerman?
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    Where’s the dick?

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    Deacon Jones
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    Who’s the closeted cocksucker?

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    Deacon Jones
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    Nice work, but those puppies are fake. Very close to passing them off though

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    Paully Boston Baby!
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    Its wierd bc I have no idea who he is, but he looks like a black Tom Cruise. Did Top Gun have a little Jungle Fever back in the day?

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    elephantman
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    Just what ole grandma would say “Oh My!”

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    Deacon Jones
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    Pretty flabby for her age. That things going to look like a walking leather loveseat after she pops out 3 kids by the time she’s 27

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    Pickle Nose
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    I’m sure this is exactly what the parents of those little kids thought they would be exposed to when this vacation was booked.

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    Hugh G. Rection
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    A little too much junk in the trunk, but probably dumb enough to buy the scientology bullshit.

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    Cock Dr
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    Women with big implants wearing false eyelashes to the beach = TROUBLE
    Also….are those multiple piercings she has on her torso or is that just bikini line bedazzlement? Enquiring minds wanna know.

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    hand gesture translation:
    all Gyphnoxic-Volcanic-Human-Pods primed for Terra-Ferma Xphyjnphlizycation Initialization.

  12. Connor Cruise Girlfriend Samantha Del Valle Bikini
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    Who the fuck is this dude? He looks like he’s about 12 years old.

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    Dox
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    “Connor Cruise what do you think about more political articles on The Superficial?”

  14. I like the cut of her jib. Love that ass.

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    me
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    Good for him!

  16. I like Connor, he is the anti-Jaiden Smith. Seems like a nice guy. She is nice, if he is banging both, even better.

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    ITOLDYOU
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    OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!! I WANT SOME OF THAT!

  18. Connor Cruise Girlfriend Samantha Del Valle Bikini
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    People use to all that Photoshop junk. Can’t recognize prime when you see it!!

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    She’s got the ass of a white chick

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    How did a gay white man end up with a black son?

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    Roxi
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    dude she needs to scrub those elbows and get rid of those ugly sideburns with laser!

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    Jaime
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    Who the F**k is Conner Cruise?

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