Conan O’Brien stalked by Catholic priest

November 8th, 2007 // 73 Comments
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A Catholic priest from Boston was arrested for stalking Conan O’ Brien in New York yesterday. The forty six year old priest David Ajemian tried to enter a filming of “Late Night with Conan O’ Brien” at NBC studios when police stopped him, according to NY Daily News:

The priest allegedly had been sending the TV host threatening e-mails, postcards and letters since September 2006 and now faces charges of aggravated harassment and stalking.
Father Ajemian is now under psychiatric evaluation. The Archdiocese of Boston says he has been placed on leave and is not permitted to minister publicly.

That’s odd. The Catholic Church hardly ever threatens people. I mean, unless you read The Da Vinci Code, use birth control, are Kevin Smith, work at an abortion clinic, insult Mel Gibson, get a divorce, press charges for stuff that may have happened when you were an altar boy, pose provocatively in a confession booth, are Madonna, totally dig gay marriage or claim the Holocaust is real. But, yeah, other than that; very calm people.

Note: If any perturbed Catholics want to personally give me some fire and brimstone, I’m a nice guy, so allow me to help: click here for my picture. Make sure you really commit my face to memory. Because I totally want to atone for my sins. Feel free to use whatever methods you feel necessary. Might I suggest a Buick to the nuts? It’s what Jesus would do.

Photos: Getty Images
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  1. Narcissist

    Conan does look kind of boyish. Altar boyish, even.

  2. scal

    #20

    Many Catholics died in World War II. The only Catholics who died in the Holocaust were targeted because they also belonged to another group that Hitler sought to annihilate.

  3. “This is HUGE progress for Catholic priests – Conan’s a fully grown man!!!”

    Lol, take that, Writer’s Guild!

  4. “That’s odd. The Catholic Church hardly ever threatens people….” hahaha best post ever!!!

  5. 78456245

    But Jews are responsible for 9/11. Everyone knows that.

  6. Lady Sin

    Maybe the priest & Conan were lovers & Conan tried to break it off but the priest’s still in love with him…..

  7. makemepuke

    Well what’s new, Catholic priests are all fuckin nuts anyways so this doesn’t surprise me in the least. Well , at least the priest is stalking an adult..usually thy’ere into young boys.

  8. jacknasty

    Stay the fuck away from Conan!!!!

  9. thegoodgirl

    That was totally over the line. Just bc Mel’s dad says that shit (yeah he’s on the record but so are a lot of other assholes) doesn’t mean catholics think that. Mel’s dad is psycho. Not cool. At all.

  10. Boycott

    What you wrote about the catholic church is totally out of line…. its funny how certain ignorant people like these internet gossip people hide behing the mask of this site and say whatever they feel about people…. let me guess your going to use the freedom of speech bullshit to cover yur ass but in reality your pathetic and have to make a living posting about other peoples misfortunes. i was given this link by anohter reader because of how they felt. being a catholic myself i feel yur comments were extremely out of line

  11. Lal

    This is the funniest post I’ve seen in a long time, Superfish. Kudos.

  12. FRT

    I mean…I’m speechless for this one!

    Those catholic people are a very strange species!

    But I must admit…I fell off my computer chair IN HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER AT FISH’S POST AND PHOTO!

    Funny shit man!

  13. ben

    #20- hitler was a catholic. the catholic church basically looked away while the holocaust happened and the fascists took over italy. tons of nazis got help from the church to escape to south america after the war. but yeah, the post refers to mel gibson’s crazy “catholic” (not really catholic, he doesn’t take direction from the pope) father who denies the holocaust.

    the catholic church didn’t voice any protest to the holocaust. the vatican bank launders tons of dirty money, and was laundering a lot of nazi gold.

    whatever, the catholic church is and has been pretty dirty. inquisition yay!

  14. clove

    Quote:

    “”That’s odd. The Catholic Church hardly ever threatens people. I mean, unless you read The Da Vinci Code, use birth control, are Kevin Smith, work at an abortion clinic, insult Mel Gibson, get a divorce, press charges for stuff that may have happened when you were an altar boy, pose provocatively in a confession booth, are Madonna, totally dig gay marriage or claim the Holocaust is real. But, yeah, other than that; very calm people.”

    Thank you for writing this. I knew you were intelligent and funny, but the boob jokes were getting old.

  15. wJim

    He looks familiar. This guy has posted his personal ad to a celebrities dating site for several months. That site called searchingmillionaire.com. Seems he does not log in recently.

  16. WTF?

    Whoever made this wax figure sure did a good job. It almost look realistic…

  17. lil princess

    this is the best post i have read in months on this site. the writer must have had a bowl of excellence for breakfast. good job.

  18. lc

    You dumb fuck, didn’t the Pope just apologize for the holocaust?
    dumb ass

  19. keria

    This is completely immature. I went to Catholic and we indeed believed that the Holocaust was real. This is nothing but complete ignorance; it’s like saying that every Muslin person wants to blow something up, which is not true. Stop generalizing a religion based on one person’s fuck up. Hitler does not define this religion. Nor does the TRUE meaning and morals of the Catholic faith support any of things you are talking about. Grow the fuck up and get your head out of your ass. Stop being so prejudice.

  20. Dave

    Surprising!!!They are said to be invited to an interview with his wife by a luxury millionaire and celebrity dating site (http://Millionairematch.com/photo/bloger)??

  21. How beautiful she is ! Some of my best friends who are long time with Nudistonly.com told me she has a profile on the nudist date site and left some of her nude photos there. Yeah ! Nudist is free for the life…

  22. Carl

    The only difference between a religion and a cult is popularity.

    Thank you and good night.

  23. emma

    Yes,this is no priest—it’s an ara! F¥ck armenians! the men are indeed stinkpots and hairy big nosed fat junk of subhumans, and the women have mustaches & beards with giant hair all over. They are illmannered and everyone who has ever met an armo know their worthlessness. Take away their bmw and mercedes(to which they had given a bad name) they have nothing

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