A Catholic priest from Boston was arrested for stalking Conan O’ Brien in New York yesterday. The forty six year old priest David Ajemian tried to enter a filming of “Late Night with Conan O’ Brien” at NBC studios when police stopped him, according to NY Daily News:
The priest allegedly had been sending the TV host threatening e-mails, postcards and letters since September 2006 and now faces charges of aggravated harassment and stalking.
Father Ajemian is now under psychiatric evaluation. The Archdiocese of Boston says he has been placed on leave and is not permitted to minister publicly.
That’s odd. The Catholic Church hardly ever threatens people. I mean, unless you read The Da Vinci Code, use birth control, are Kevin Smith, work at an abortion clinic, insult Mel Gibson, get a divorce, press charges for stuff that may have happened when you were an altar boy, pose provocatively in a confession booth, are Madonna, totally dig gay marriage or claim the Holocaust is real. But, yeah, other than that; very calm people.
Note: If any perturbed Catholics want to personally give me some fire and brimstone, I’m a nice guy, so allow me to help: click here for my picture. Make sure you really commit my face to memory. Because I totally want to atone for my sins. Feel free to use whatever methods you feel necessary. Might I suggest a Buick to the nuts? It’s what Jesus would do.
Dawn | November 8, 2007 at 12:53 pm
FIRST!
shankyouverymuch | November 8, 2007 at 12:54 pm
Could it be … FIRST!????
Valerie hates talentless hacks | November 8, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Effing Catholics. Religion IS the devil, people. Except for the true religion of TomCruiseiology, of course.
shankyouverymuch | November 8, 2007 at 12:55 pm
DAMN YOU DAWN!
Gary | November 8, 2007 at 12:57 pm
This is HUGE progress for Catholic priests – Conan’s a fully grown man!!!
Father Ajemian | November 8, 2007 at 12:59 pm
Conan, take this and eat it: this is my body, which will be given up for you.
Dawn | November 8, 2007 at 12:59 pm
Sorry Shankyou. Giggle.
trixie | November 8, 2007 at 12:59 pm
do you really look like that? please say no.
veggi | November 8, 2007 at 1:00 pm
Conan must have a spare key to the boys’ locker room.
joan | November 8, 2007 at 1:01 pm
just for the record, catholics are not holocaust deniers.
shankyouverymuch | November 8, 2007 at 1:01 pm
This isn’t a priest- this is a smelly ARMO!!! There is the answer to the problem! Armenians are ugly big nosed stink pots & should never be allowed in the priesthood! Now please send me some money … please
PEACE OUT NIGGAS
Dawn | November 8, 2007 at 1:03 pm
#8 That is Criss Angel you idiot. Pfft.
of arc | November 8, 2007 at 1:03 pm
#10 that was in reference to the hyperconservative Catholic sect (cult) that Mel Gibson’s dad belongs to, which does question the Holocaust.
Balls Johnson | November 8, 2007 at 1:03 pm
Haha. Conan is cute
shankyouverymuch | November 8, 2007 at 1:04 pm
#7
I love the DAWN- it’s SOOOO much better then the DUSK- OXOXO :O)
shankyouverymuch | November 8, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Yeah Coney is kinda cute but you, he looks like he’s starting to loose his hair, especially right at the widows peak area- yeah check it out!
Jimbo | November 8, 2007 at 1:07 pm
Hi. I’m an idiot.. I can’t help it with all these festering boils poping out of my face. I really just wish I was an animal.. People treat them better than me. You know, because I eat poop and all..
Allison | November 8, 2007 at 1:14 pm
This is a big misunderstanding. Father Ajemian had a prophetic dream, and it was revealed to him that the sodium level is dangerously low in Conan’s rectum. He was just trying to help.
FRIST!!! | November 8, 2007 at 1:16 pm
I used to be Catholic. The worst part for me was confession – I always had an overpowering urge to poke my head through the screen and start sucking the priest’s cock. I guess it’s because I was on my knees. Damn reflexes…
Mike | November 8, 2007 at 1:16 pm
#13 — That’s an oversimplification. Do you have any idea how many Catholics were killed in the Holocaust? Let me just say– A LOT. So it doesn’t make any sense to (and isn’t true that he does) deny the Holocaust if you are Mel Gibson.
ImposterPolice | November 8, 2007 at 1:16 pm
@17 We all know you are not our beloved Jimbo so just stop it. Your played out and old.
I like Jimbo | November 8, 2007 at 1:17 pm
agreed, 21!
Fag | November 8, 2007 at 1:24 pm
@19,
That is exactly how I was taught to confess.
I was an altar boy and learned first-hand how to suck a nice hard cock. The priest had me wear women’s panties under my robe and he did the same thing.
VEGGI | November 8, 2007 at 1:24 pm
@9- what does that even mean? nevermind, I don’t want to know what your brain disfunctions entail..
anyway……..
I bet Brit will have to go out and find herself a stalker. NOT A SUCKER BRIT! A STALKER!!.. Conan can’t out-crazy-situation YOU!!..
Ok, but Mike is definitely a tard | November 8, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Mel Gibson’s FATHER (that’s who #13 was referring to) has called the Holocaust “a fiction,” claimed that Jews have taken over the Catholic church (he formed his own church for his own brand of Catholicism), and believes the Jews were responsible for 9/11. It’s all on record, including a interview with the NY Times.
Nicolerox | November 8, 2007 at 1:26 pm
That picture is not really you, is it? I just found this site, and I love it, so if I sound like a total tard, forgive me.
VEGGI | November 8, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Again with the altar boy stuff. When will people realize that whole thing was totally blown out of proportion to discredit the Church? All the court cases have been civil suits, settled to get all this stuff out of the headlines. Not one case has ever been proven in criminal court. It’s the biggest brainwashing of the last 50 years. Enough!
D. Richards (Mother.) | November 8, 2007 at 1:32 pm
Yes! Fucking send Chris-fag Angle to hell you fucking Christ-loving bastards! Hey, Catholics? Fuck your god. Ha-Ha. You believe in bullshit. You practice bullshit. You are bullshit. Anus.
Jimbo | November 8, 2007 at 1:32 pm
I always thought Conan looked like a 12 year old alter boy..
veggi | November 8, 2007 at 1:33 pm
27- shut yer fucking pie hole..
I disagree with everything my stupid fucking troll says..
FRIST!! new post!!..
veggi | November 8, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Hey Fish, thanks for finally posting a picture of yourself. I always wondered what you looked like.
anno | November 8, 2007 at 1:46 pm
#31 – you dumbfuck that pic was a joke.
veggi | November 8, 2007 at 1:50 pm
32- don’t talk to my troll..
and troll, seriously, you are a fucking crack head!!!! shut it!!
CaffeBeotch | November 8, 2007 at 1:54 pm
Why does Conan look like he’s been embalmed already? All that makeup makes him appear as he’s been painted by the funeral director.
Oh, and #32, you’re the dumbfuck if you don’t recognize veggi’s sarcasm.
deCaffeBeotch | November 8, 2007 at 1:59 pm
And you’re the dumbfuck if you don’t recognize veggi’s troll.
anno | November 8, 2007 at 2:00 pm
#34 Pretty lame sarcasm, and I think everyone would agree that you are the dumbfuck for finding it funny.
mamadough | November 8, 2007 at 2:01 pm
I love Conesie! Too bad nothing cool happened, like there was a struggle and the police had to shoot him in the head….five or six times… once in the crotch for good measure.
Micky Mc | November 8, 2007 at 2:01 pm
(#27 Veggi troll) There’s no limitation to civil suits. There was no option to go criminal with the altar-boy claims. Priests are PERVERTS.
NewOrleansNegroSwimleague | November 8, 2007 at 2:04 pm
# 5….. I don’t think a better comment could have been said……..
Andrew C | November 8, 2007 at 2:15 pm
This would make a great recurring gag on Late Night. ‘Conan and Father Stalker’
Too bad about the writer’s strike.
Mich | November 8, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Ah, here I thought this blog was somwhat provocative…
“Slamming the Catholics” *yawn* so tired and overdone.
Feckless | November 8, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Awesome Fish & the comments today. I’m now a Superficial Catholic. Other gossip Web sites will damn you to Hell.
#17, #18, #19 nominated for Sainthood.
PunkA | November 8, 2007 at 3:14 pm
It is just because Conan molested the priest back when he was an altar boy. The priest in back for more.
Kath O'Lick | November 8, 2007 at 3:35 pm
Naw, you can’t offend true Catholics. If your faith is strong enough, questioning it only strengthens it.
veggi | November 8, 2007 at 3:38 pm
#38 – that’s what I mean! They wait until the statute of limitations is up, and then launch these ridiculous civil lawsuits. That’s what you do when you can’t prove a thing, but you’re still out for money and destruction.
triumph | November 8, 2007 at 3:58 pm
buttseck tiem,very good story!! FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!
San | November 8, 2007 at 3:58 pm
Poor Conan>.< …. but LMFAO for the “Note:… ” guys ahha its good one for once lol XD
D. Richards | November 8, 2007 at 4:20 pm
#19? Frist? I’m beginning to find you irresistible. I bet you’re such a freak. We should hang-out (naked). Call me? -Dick
Ript1&0 | November 8, 2007 at 4:25 pm
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!
I seriously laughed at this one out loud for awhile! :) Nobody else thought that was funny?!?!
For a split second, I actually thought I was going to rest my tired eyes on the glory that is the Fish.. and then BLAM. The biggest douche on the planet. Who, if we’re lucky, just may now be burned at the stake.
Thanks man. You’re my hero. <3
jackinthegreen | November 8, 2007 at 4:39 pm
without a blow-dryer, does conan have hair?
this priest ain’t holdin’ the nuts when he screws.
yet another catholic scandal, another smear on christianity — shame.