Conan Got An Advance Copy of ‘Super Smash Bros.’

Feedly is under another DDoS attack, so I’m literally just posting shit that amuses me, and there’s not a goddamn thing anyone can do about it thanks to my new girlfriend who hopefully should be here any minute now. And better be because I bought all these Funyuns. And meth. Anyway, here’s Conan O’Brien reviewing Super Smash Bros Wii U which isn’t even out until the holidays, but Nintendo needs to turn the Wii U around quickly, or else a kaiju will rise up from the sea and make tentacle porn with their wives. It’s all right here in their stock report. Only an asshole would make something like that up.

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