Newlyweds Colleen McLoughlin and English soccer star Wayne Rooney jetted off to Vegas for their honeymoon this week. It seems like they’re having a good time swimming, drinking and, wait, reading “The Secret” WTF? First off, these people are loaded. Everyone knows that’s a book for housewives stupid enough to believe you can will yourself wealthy, thin and/or relevant. Second, who reads on their honeymoon? Does the sex really stop that quickly? My God, you ladies are diabolical. How do you get away with it? Hold on, our secretary just showed me some cleavage, so now I’m doing her job for the rest of the day. What was I saying?
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
@39 – they have to take what they can get.
#50, That’s because all the smart people moved to America, so the Brit’s keep getting dumber and dumber.
Looks like she’s drinking piss, too. I wonder if it’s her own piss?
British people have horrible taste in women? Just because they don’t all go for whores like Pamela Amderson? At least Coleen looks like a real woman and not some starved concentration camp survivor with fake tits bolted onto her chest and collagen–inflated lips?
#29 – Our High School football players can homofuck the lot of you buggerin bastards
SOCCER is for kids. It’s “an occasional contact sport” where a “hard-hit” gets you a “yellow card” – *GASP* … or a red one if you’re Pac Man Jones.
That’s about as exciting to watch as paint drying or grass growing
But I can definately get into Rugby or Aussie Football.
Australian football dates back to 1853
The first set of written rules in Rugby was 1845
England formed The Football Association of Soccer in 1863 which leads me to question you “CornHole” just where you get your info about the word “football” being stolen from YOU.
American Football can be traced back to early versions of rugby football in 1892 …. not pansy-assed soccer
*B00M* …. You been served wanker
@36- Igloos? Canada has nothing to envy? Are you serious?
It sounds to me like you are what most would call the “ugly American”. Shut your mouth. Its ignorant people like you that make all Americans look bad.
Honestly, who cares about these two?
Superficial writer, can you please post some hot Cristiano Ronaldo pics instead. There are all sorts of delicious pics of him vactioning in Italy right now, shirt OFF!
His current GF is super-skanky, everyone will love trashing her on your message board. It’s a win-win!
There are pics of them practically naked making out on beaches, yachts, etc.
CR7 from Heaven PLEASE!
And for all the elitist Europeans here: You need to get off your high horses! I’ve been all over Europe and let me tell you I’ve seen my share of fatties there too. And in many countries in Europe (read: not all) people are thin because of POVERTY. There! I said it. Jeez!
Coleen is great girl.She is so down to earth and she has done well for herself. This is not her best picture, but she looks great.
Comment 58: I dont know where you travelled, I do agree that there are lot of obese people in Europe, but the thin people are definately not skinny because of poverty. Because I do not know one country in Europe where people starve!
#36. nice spelling twat. I guess that’s the American education system at work lol. What u know about Canada is directly in porportion to the size of your dick. Believe me Canadians don’t want any Americans up here eating all our burgers and stinking the place up. In fact your deserters from iraq (nice work there) keep coming here and we keep sending them back. Enjoy your recession and random gunfire asshole. And people wonder why we sometimes cheer for Al queda….
Soccer is NOT an American English word…
Look up the etymology before you run your mouths.
#33 most of the world follows football (soccer) Asia, Africa, Europe, Australia, South America, Central America etc. so American football is technically a far less significant sport.
#31 Don’t bring up the second world war and say the British were cowards its fucking tasteless. Germany Bombed the shit out of our land and our fore fathers kept fighting on their own for years. America has NEVER had to endure anything like that. Stop embarrasing your country by sounding like everyones worst stereotype of an obnoxious American.
Also To the Americans insulting British people with the word Wanker, don’t. It makes me cringe imagining it in your accent.
@59 – “I do not know one country in Europe where people starve!”
Well thats fine. Most people don’t anyway. It isn’t something that the media goes out of its way to report. Approximately one out of five Europeans (93 million people) live in poverty – many of them children.
Its funny how the guys at World Vision and the like never mention this (at least I’ve never heard them mention it) but never stop talking about poverty in Africa and India. You wouldn’t know that there are tons of poor Europeans out there.
Her body is too small. I love large women with big fat jello butts like Kim Kardashian.
My blog is dedicated to latin women i this who i usualy like, but colleen i think is soooooooo beautiful ,i might have to set up a site just for her.
that’s good that she is in a good mood.
My Go d – yourfatmom I laughed at your comments. I live in UK and the thing is she is well up her own arse. She has a weekly column in a UK Magazine and you should read her stuff. It’s all me, me, me, what I wore, what I wore, what looked best on me, where I was, name dropping (whilst saying she loves her gal pals the most, her interviews, her career??? WHATT?). She really annoys me cause all she talks about is herself. Is there no one else on simpleton planet thicko????
My Go d – yourfatmom I laughed at your comments. I live in UK and the thing is she is well up her own arse. She has a weekly column in a UK Magazine and you should read her stuff. It’s all me, me, me, what I wore, what I wore, what looked best on me, where I was, name dropping (whilst saying she loves her gal pals the most, her interviews, her career??? WHATT?). She really annoys me cause all she talks about is herself. Is there no one else on simpleton planet thicko????