Good Morning, Colleen Shannon, And Other News

December 5th, 2013 // 18 Comments

- George Clooney: ‘If you’re on Twitter, you’re a moron.’ [Lainey Gossip]

- Frank Ocean‘s cousin is suing Chris Brown for $3 million. [Dlisted]

- My Pulse Races For Redheads [theCHIVE]

- Farrah Abraham claims she’s working with Comedy Central now. WHY, GOD?! [Fishwrapper]

- Paul Walker conspiracy theories are too crazy for even InfoWars. [The Daily Banter]

- Here’s how the Internet reacted to breastless Wonder Woman. [tooFab]

- George H.W. Bush wears socks with his own face on them. [BuzzFeed]

- Hel-the-fuck-lo, Kelly Scem… [Popoholic]

- The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is coming along nicely. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Agent Scully topless with an eel, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Lou Ferrigno says Mark Ruffalo is getting a solo Hulk movie. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Colleen Shannon Nipples See Through Swimsuit 138 Water Shoot
    Cock Dr
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    There ya go.

  2. cc

    I guess 138 Water’s marketing budget is running low.

    • I’m beginning to think these models aren’t the only ones we’re seeing getting paid to promote 138 Water.

      Hmm. Something something Fish out of water. Let me work on it a little.

      • When you put Los Angeles tap water through a brita filter and sell it for $2 a bottle, that leaves a lot of spending cash to pay skanks to stick the bottle in their ass and celeb gossip sites to post said pics.

  3. Colleen Shannon Nipples See Through Swimsuit 138 Water Shoot
    Deacon Jones
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    My kind of swimsuit!

  4. Colleen Shannon Nipples See Through Swimsuit 138 Water Shoot
    Deacon Jones
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    Has anyone else ever wondered at what point does it *click* in a girl’s head that “I’m going to be a trashy slut” ?

    Im being dead serious about this, as the prospect of having a daughter turn into one of these cum banks is frightening.

    And what percentage of them do you think were fondled by Uncle Ed, versus just turned into a slut naturally?

    • cc

      Good question. In general I think there are two likely inflection points. One is when a girl becomes really hot before her classmates…round about grade 8 or 9. They start getting a lot of attention for no reason other than their appearance, and they come to believe that will continue indefinitely.

      The other is either late in high school or early in university when they start to realize that a) they aren’t too bright or b) that studying/having a career is way too much effort. So they decide to leverage their looks and become a trashy slut. The one’s that are a bit smarter become trophy wives; those ones usually go to university and basically spend 1 year partying and the next 3 years trying to line up someone who looks as though they are going to make serious cash in the future. (And to all the women who are about to trash me as being sexist all I can say us a) go the university I did or b) move into my neighborhood and see for yourself.)

    • 10:32 am Deacon Jones: Yay, trashy slut!
      10:34 am Deacon Jones: Guys, I’m seriously worried that my daughter might turn into a trashy slut one day. Help!

    • kimmykimkim

      Most girls’ first sexual experiences are forced. Couple that with absent fathers or mothers that just don’t care plus what kind of people they look up to and aspire to be like when they’re young girls. If you don’t want your daughter to become a trashy slut, it’s your job as a father and male figure to show her that women with brains are more respectable than women with giant tits. Make her study her ass off, make sure she learns some sort of discipline (i.e. piano or martial arts if she’s more athletically inclined and always always be excited about her accomplishments.

      • kimmykimkim

        Ugh, typos. I had to quickly type that out before my app crashed :o\ And this is coming from someone who could have very well become a trashy slut were it not for the fact that I have an awesome dad. Make sure she looks up to people with real talent and not the kardashians of the world. There’s so much more to it but this app is gonna crash on me, I just know it…

      • Judge Chamberlain Haller

        That is a lucid, intelligent, well thought-out analysis.

      • I’m fine with my daughter being trashy or slutty, but not both.

      • Deacon Jones

        All I know is if I have a daughter, she’s not going to college until she’s 30. Until then, she’ll be in a basement reciting the koran with a head scarf.

      • Listen to Kimmy and you won’t have to worry (as much) about your daughter meeting your cosmic parallel universe twin at a frat party.

  5. Colleen Shannon Nipples See Through Swimsuit 138 Water Shoot
    Lou Ferrigno
    Commented on this photo:

    Snoice snits.

  6. Colleen Shannon Nipples See Through Swimsuit 138 Water Shoot
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    Really running out of funds for super hot models to sell the water? IMO that’s a whore ugly looking “model”. Tats, fish mouth ,fake blonde, and god awful bikini.138 stands for the 138 antibiotics in the bottle after one touch by Colleen.

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