Colin Farrell’s baby mama lost the weight fast and other news

- Angelina Jolie wears the parachute pants in her relationship. [Lainey Gossip]

- Sophie Monk pretends she’s pregnant for publicity. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Natalie Portman at the Gotham Awards just set off my Batarang. [Just Jared]

- Marilyn Monroe loves the ganj. [PopEater]

- Nicole Richie is making a sitcom now because reality shows are the free clinic of the TV world. Right, Paris? [Celebslam]

- Chris Noth shirtless at the beach. [PopSugar]

- Lady GaGa’s insane outfits finally try to kill her. [ICYDK]

- Britney Spears returns from Australia. So that’s why I smell fried chicken and anti-psychotics… [Splash News]

- Katie Holmes defends giving Suri exactly what she wants and the answer surprisingly doesn’t include the words “Her freaking eyes shoot lasers!” [Betty Confidential]

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