Colin Farrell strikes out with model, lets her boyfriend live

March 7th, 2008 // 86 Comments

Colin Farrell had his eyes set on model Meghan Lowther while drinking with some buddies at The Rose Bar in New York City. Colin decided it was time to get all Miami Vice on her ass. And not Miami Vice the steaming pile of shit movie he made, but Miami Vice the wicked TV show with the Jan Hammer soundtrack. Key-tars rule! Page Six reports:

He bumped into the fellow next to her and asked, “Who is this guy?” Lowther replied, “He’s my boyfriend.” Farrell then told the guy, “You’ve got the most beautiful girl in the place, and you can’t blame a guy for trying.” The boyfriend replied, “You tried. Now get out of here.”

I can’t believe Colin Farrell let this guy continue to have a full set of teeth. If I was there, I would’ve pissed myself then crossed my fingers the dude slips in my urine while I cry underneath a table. I guess you can say I’m something of a hardass. *flexes* Mamacita! Oh yeah, I definitely herniated myself. This can’t be good. I think I really did it this time. *looks down* Okay, is anyone a doctor? What happens when the third one wraps itself around the other two while the fourth one continues to be made of titanium? Give it to me straight, doc. I can take it.

Photos: Getty Images

  1. bint

    I love the kaffiya…FREE PALESTINE!!!

  2. that is so awesome. Talk about a testosterone showdown…

  3. killu

    OVE WOWO JIUST DO

  4. killu

    LIULIU
    LILLU LI

  5. killKILLU

    LIKE ME
    LIKE ME
    LIKE ME
    LIKE ME
    LIKE ME

  6. WHO

    SO MAN
    SO MAN
    SO MAN
    SO MAN

  7. WHO

    kaffiya I SUPOR T U FORVEER

  8. WHO

    Hey,, Why so many people keeps saying they saw you before on a celebrity and millioniare dating site like ” wealthydater. com”. Is that true?

  9. QUACK QUACK

    that greasy midget is about 4 feet tall, and smells like a garbage dump.

    i think it’s a miracle the boyfriend didn’t knock his 32 car pile-up set of british teeth out of his mouth.

  10. Missmisery

    Colin Farrell is a joke. He is from one of the richest areas in Dublin. His accent is fake, he’s a spoilt little rich kid who is best known in Dublin for his habit of getting drunk and shagging fugly girls.

  11. Bugs Bunny

    If anyone believes this story, they are pretty naive. There is a reason you have never seen pics of this girl (even on the website of the modeling agency she is supposedly signed to), and that you can’t find any one the web. It is for the simple reason that she is a nobody. Her publicist (most likely her or one of her friends) cooked this story up to get some buzz going around her. Standard PR trick.

  12. jstunnah

    id let him put his penis in me

  13. lambman

    Colin always seems like a fun guy, I wouldn’t mind being his wing man for a night.

  14. Anal Fistula

    da da da da da da….UNIBROW!

  15. Snarky McComments

    When did he become a homeless person?

  16. sapphire eyes

    Colin, take up those drugs again. And take a nice hot bubblebath so that people 3000 miles downwind from you don’t pass out from the sheer nastiness of unwashed millionaire slob.

  17. YOU CAN’T BLAME A GUY FOR TRYING

  18. WTF? that chick is no model

    Oh please, you call anything a model, stop using the term so freely.
    The word ‘model’ on this post means ‘normal random chick’. If you google her name there’s absolutely not a single result or picture about the so-called model, excluding articles like this one saying that Collin Farrel was rejected and yadda yadda by an ‘unknown model called Megan whatever’.
    WTF? She is no model, she’s a random chick no one knows about and the media is claiming she was a model, but she’s not.

  19. haha

    #69
    LMAO, I guess every normal chick that gets hit on by a celebrity automatically becomes a ‘model’ for the media, because you know, celebrities can’t just hit on normal unknown average people like everyone, that’s a sin, they have to be something like models or actresses or singers or something like that to be hittable for celebrities. LMAO, the media is so retarded. No model, she was a normal unkown chick like the people who read The Superficial.

  20. haha

    #62
    you’re probably right too.

  21. It’d be funnier if she wasn’t a model. “Colin can’t even bag a random bar bitch” is a hell of a lot more embarrassing than a model shutting him down.

  22. Take that shitty stupid trash, you think that you are a star and you are sçuperior but you only are a piece of shit..

  23. You

    WHO THE FUCK IS SHE?

    You people here arguing, talking shit but NO ONE knows who the fuck Meghan is…

  24. YUM! :) I love Colin Farrell.

  25. Colin is a bitchass. Instead of giving him an out by saying that smart line, he should have just punched him in his furry Farrell face.

    Basically – you can *always* blame a guy for trying.

  26. Serial Rapist

    Hai guyz!!!! Will somebody please finger my turgid meat hammer? While you’re there you might as well toss some salad too.

  27. lily

    interesting..he’s a play boy..
    but his girl is sad…I just saw his girlfriend on Tallmeet.com ..can u believe it?

  28. my comment

    Douche in a kaffiyah.

  29. havoc

    He should have knocked that smelly little Mick bastard on his ass…..

    .

  30. absolute2

    He is cute. Is he single now? I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m” last week. Just curious.

  31. vertmont

    Creepy Irish dude! He’s actually from the poshest part of Dublin, but puts on an accent like he’s from the roughest part. Fake Farrell!

  32. redsonja1313

    What the HELL is he wearing….. lord he really just needs to let the stylist from that horrible Miami Vice movie dress him.

  33. jack

    >>83. redsonja1313
    A Kaffiyeh. A scarf with a barbed-wire/chain link fence pattern popularized by Yassir Arafat, the terrorist leader of the so-called Palistinians who died of AIDS.

  34. Tabatha Coley

    If you want the truth about Colin Farrell and his love life, all you need to do is , try interviewing a certain assistant currently working on the film Colin and Lily are starring in up in Vancouver Canada.
    This assistant whom has gone on record, but is asking to remain confidentail until the conclusion of the film states that Colin is seriously dating a woman pilot.
    The woman is somewhat of a free bird at heart, and won’t commit to Farrell. But the deeper truth is that the woman is a Roman Catholic, separated from her husband, and her separated husband has raised an issue inside their parrish with his church and their parrish is deeply frowning on her almost one year relationship with Colin.
    Will true love win out or is this another large scandal about to be taken across our television screens as the Roman Catholic church makes more decisions ?

    Tabatha
    HollywoodInsider

  35. John Tesh

    A man in our building is working with lighting up in Vancouver with Colin Farrell. I got nervy and called him and asked him if he knows anything about this. The rumor about the pilot being married is ALL over the set up there and it seems her husband sent someone up there to try and get some photos of the two together. Seems he’s gathering infor for their upcoming divorce. Everyone has been asked to not talk with anyone about the ongoing affair until some legal matters are settled regarding the woman and her divorce.
    I gather her husband she’s separated from is a big wig with the Knights of Columbus group through the Catholic church and is really causing a big mess for Colin and his new girlfriend. My friend up there said when everyone was gathered and talked with they were told that bishops were getting involved and they want their relationship of several months kept private.
    We should respect these wishes.

  36. LizENews

    Sorry for all of you standing in line to hopefully nab Colin Farrell, but the man is now off the market again. Three weeks ago while filming in Vancouver Canada, Farrell flew into a torrent outrage about an individual working on the set leaking information about his new romantic interest. The woman has had a working relationship dating back to 2005 with Farrell as a pilot for him and his family. During the summer of 2007, things turned to more of a personal note for the two.
    There are issues to overcome between the pair as the woman is Roman Catholic, legally separated and seeking full anulment, and if not granted, then divorce outside of the church. Now for the even better part, her estranged husband is a higher up in the Knights Of Columbus organization, and is fighting the separation by calling in various states Bishops to intervene. Seems he can’t live with the thought of Farrell having ‘close knowledge’ of his wife.
    Farrell gathered cast and crew and after subjecting them to his version of Fear Factor kindly explained his new ‘friends’ legal issues and woes, and asked for all conversation regarding him and her to cease.
    It’s always so much more interesting when Colin’s love life involve church affairs.

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