Colin Farrell drives women crazy

July 21st, 2006 // 207 Comments
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A woman went crazy during yesterday’s taping of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and confronted Colin Farrell, walking up to him during his interview and accusing him of stalking her with inappropriate calls and text messages. Another audience member says:

“She said something to Colin Farrell that no one heard, then he took her by the elbow, led her off stage, asked the cameramen to turn off their cameras and asked for security.” Quoting an audience member, Access Hollywood said the woman shouted at Farrell, “I’ll see you in court,” to which Farrell replied, “You’re insane.”

The incident won’t be shown, but at least you can take comfort knowing you’re not the only person who thinks Colin Farrell is stalking them. Just because he shows up at your front door in his underwear and a video camera doesn’t mean anything. That’s how people say hello where he’s from. You know. Ireland? I’m racist!

UPDATE: Wanna see the face of madness? Check out Colin Farrell’s crazy stalker woman’s MySpace here. Thanks to Tracey for the tip.


  1. bootface

    no one likes him

  2. TheAdamBom

    He’s dirty.

  3. JessLovesIt

    and he smells.

  4. JoBOO

    THIRD!!!
    Why does anyone care?

  5. This winner really knows how to handle the ladies. Every one he drops his dick into they sue him when they break up. I’m glad I don’t have that problem, I couldn’t afford it.

  6. nc72

    Well he’s supposedly cleaned himself up somewhat…

    http://www.exposay.com/son-gives-colin-farrell-reason-to-live/v/2706/

  7. I would really like to see him dressed up in a littel green suit and top hat.

    http://www.VeryLiberating.com

  8. HarryNipples

    I’d chew off his rank little boxer shorts with my back teeth and then lick his hairy nutsack until he squeals like a little Irish piggy!!! I think he is hot and you guys are just jealous!! nyah nyah…

  9. RichPort

    Irish men have whiskey dick… every one knows that. I hope he shoots Jamie Foxx in that stupid movie…

  10. bigponie

    I had that same facial expression standing in a crowded room.

    “WHO THE HELL FARTED IN HERE”…

  11. ESQ

    Wow, Dessarea Bradford IS relentess…all the power to her, I guess…

  12. HarryNipples

    What is whiskey dick? Does that mean his pecker tastes like whiskey?? what is that??

  13. jrzmommy

    I bet if he had a bath and a shampoo and a good tooth scrubbing he’d be good to go. In fact, I’ll volunteer to give him the bath and the shampoo. A nice bubbly one. By candelight. Slowly. Both of us in the tub. He may need to have sex afterwards, so, I’ll take care of that, too.

  14. tarjamarja

    I’m confused, who’s stalking who here?

  15. twzzlrgirl

    I have never thought he was that hot — but he is skanky; kind of the male version of Paris Hilton.

    Now there’s a love connnection.

  16. Gerhart

    She’s probably pissed that he took her strap on and is using it with other girls now.

  17. HarryNipples

    Oh, I just looked up “Whiskey Dick” – if you look at Colin’s sex tape he made, he doesn’t appear to have that problem at all…heh heh…

  18. Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest

    I heard this guy had to suck a cock to get his big break. Anywho, he banged Britney when she was still decent looking so I guess a big up to him. He’s still a cock smoker though.

  19. PapaHotNuts

    I don’t have a problem with stalking, but interracial stalking is just wrong.

  20. Damn, Men are supposed to age gracefully, in like three years he’s gone downhill faster than Tara Reid and Lidsey Lohan combined. Another couple of years and he’s going to be fighting Michael Douglas for parts.

  21. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Couldn’t he always just call shennanigans on her?

    And isn’t this the slowest Friday in world history?

  22. Jacq

    How do you get stalked by Colin Farrell? Don’t women just fall prey to his boyish good looks and bay-boy behavior, then get dumped and try to sell the sex tape?

    She must assume it was him because some guy with an Irish accent keeps calling to ask if her refrigerator is running.

    His facial expression is the same one I made when I heard “The Stars Are Blind” for the first time.

  23. tina

    first of all colin farrell is on great actor look at phone booth and tigerland and the recruit with al pacino. so in three years became on the a-list of actors and colin is in demand now, then he was in alexander the great with angelina jolie. and he also worked with samuel jackson on swat which was great by the way. and bruce willis in harts war. so he worked with alot of great big actors. and was great in minority report with tom cruise. and daredevil and the villian bullseye with ben affleck. and colin was the best thing in the movie and the critics agree. also in the new world with christian bale. so colin is a way better actor then ben affleck. i hear people compare colin to ben affleck but colin is hotter and a better actor and he is getting alot more movies then ben. so please did you see bens movie with jay-lo called gigli. need i say more the movie sucked as hell and even the critics said the worst movie of the century. it only made 20 million in the theatres now thats sad.

  24. RichPort

    #17

    He must have juuuuust woken up… even the Irish wait a few minutes after waking up to start drinking. Although I do think he’s Gay-lick bastard… (I’m sorry, it just had to be said)

  25. RichPort

    #17

    He must have juuuuust woken up… even the Irish wait a few minutes after waking up to start drinking. Although I do think he’s Gay-lick bastard… (I’m sorry, it just had to be said)

  26. RichPort

    Damn you CGI!!!!
    Damn you CGI!!!!

  27. It’s amazing to me that she could time getting a ticket for the show and the day that Colin Farrell came. Geez. Physco woman.

  28. PapaHotNuts

    @23

    You are stupid.

  29. HarryNipples

    I would slide naked down a 50-foot razor blade into a vat full of iodine just to eat the corn out of his shit…

    Welcome to “Filthy Fridays” -

  30. spatz

    colin
    ~n~
    Tina 4eva!!

  31. The VZA

    She has herself as her first friend…classy AND popular.

  32. The VZA

    She has herself as her first friend…classy AND popular.

  33. C.B.

    he’s hot….no doubt about that…i’ll go back stage with him …. just for a little spin;) …

  34. lohans8ball

    #20 I thought that read “..fighting Michael Douglas for PANTS not parts and realized PANTS is somehow funnier because everyone knows Michael Douglas has a frog-ass.

  35. MyWellRehearsedMistake

    There’s something about this story that makes me like Colin Farrell. I mean sure he’s a womaniser and probably a dick but i liked the way he handled this situation. It’s nice to see that he led her off stage and got rid of her like a normal person would and didn’t freak out and cry like a baby like Tom Cruise or another ‘celebrity’ would.

    This woman is clearly crazy (she’s definitely in dreamland if she thinks HE’S stalking HER).

    #18. What makes you think he’s gay? I thought everyone had to suck cock to make it in Hollywood, it’s just part of the fame game surely? How else does Hohan get cast in films?

  36. jane's eyre

    If you read #23 with the voice of a 15-year-old with bad acne and no boyfriend, (throw in some shuddering sobs too) it all makes sense. And is a much better read.

  37. HarryNipples

    I would crawl a mile over broken glass just to run my tongue all over his toilet seat after he just sat on it…yuuummmm…also for your information, the sex is always better with the dirty little fuckers who don’t bathe, shave, etc – I’ll bet his apartment is a pigsty, if so, you can bet you will have a reeeaaly good time in the sack!!

    I just looooove “Filthy Fridays”…

  38. MyWellRehearsedMistake

    #36. That’s freaking comedy gold. I’m reading it in a baby voice with no punctuation and throwing in some extra “and thens” for good measure. I think #23 has posters on her walls.
    “Tina and Colin sitting in a tree K I S S I N G…”

  39. HarryNipples

    It’s tough to type with one hand down my pants – even tougher since I am at work!!

    T.G.I.F.F

  40. MyWellRehearsedMistake

    #36. That’s freaking comedy gold. I’m reading it in a baby voice with no punctuation and throwing in some extra “and thens” for good measure. I think #23 has posters on her walls.
    “Tina and Colin sitting in a tree K I S S I N G…”

  41. MyWellRehearsedMistake

    Sorry for double post.
    Sorry for double post.

  42. Nikk The Templar

    Oooooh. That chick is hoochielicious!

  43. ob1

    @ #23 Holy shit, are you for real?

  44. HarryNipples

    I am writing a script for a new show – it’s going to be called T.W.A.T. (Tactical Women’s Assault Team)

    It will star Colin Farrell as the dirty bastard in charge of the whole thing (he gets to bang the team between assignments)..
    Starring…
    Courtney Love as “The Cokehead”
    Star Jones as “Mama”
    Paris Hilton as “The Bitch”

  45. HarryNipples

    I am writing a script for a new show – it’s going to be called T.W.A.T. (Tactical Women’s Assault Team)

    It will star Colin Farrell as the dirty bastard in charge of the whole thing (he gets to bang the team between assignments)..
    Starring…
    Courtney Love as “The Cokehead”
    Star Jones as “Mama”
    Paris Hilton as “The Bitch”

  46. SpecialAgentWind

    Who cares if he has a whiskey dick. Who says he’s the one to have the orgasam? But only after Jrzmommie bathes him. I’ll gladly take your sloppy seconds, as long as his hair is clean. I’d be his dirty little whore anytime.

  47. twzzlrgirl

    #23 — Colin has worked with “great big actors.” I laughed out loud at that one. How old are you?

  48. jane's eyre

    I think “tina” might be half of “Kate & Tina” from yesterday. Unfortunately, her imaginary playmate won’t play with her anymore, so it’s just tina for now.

  49. chelleann66

    Hey tina you fat lard, come and get some dinner.

  50. jane's eyre

    @49!!! HA HA HA!

    Tina! Come and eat some ham!

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