Colin Farrell and Nicole Narain have reached a settlement over their sex tape, although Farrell still plans on continuing his suit against Internet Commerce Group, the company trying to sell the tape.
Yesterday, tempers flared between Farrell’s Rottweiler lawyer, Marty Singer, and counsel for ICG, who demanded to videotape their grilling of the star.
Farrell’s attorneys fear ICG might release footage of the actor talking about his sex life. “You want to start World War III?” Singer challenged opposing counsel, according to an earwitness.
Sources say Farrell finally agreed to be taped after ICG agreed not to release the video. But some believe ICG execs may still ask a judge to make the tape public and might bring suit against Narain for allegedly breaching her contract by settling with Farrell.
I don’t know why Colin Farrell is being questioned, but it seems a little silly to trust a new tape of him to the company he’s suing for releasing tapes. You don’t see cows asking the butcher to adopt their kids. Sure it’s because they can’t talk, but it’s also because butchers would make terrible parents. How are you supposed to change a cow’s diaper, man? Think about it. It’s deep.
ooh! First! They look kind of mismatched, eh?
damn that bitch is hot
Nothing gets me hotter than a lawsuit, and makeup sex.
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So is Colin a Blood or a Crypt?
I’ve heard of people being overweight, but this is ridiculous.
While Farrel’s dog will probably make things go away, wouldn’t it be better to let them release the tapes? Wouldn’t that take the focus of the fact that the guy can’t get clean and stay away from the drink? Guy is a train wreck.
why does Colin’s dog need a lawyer?
darn you #6, stealing that joke from under my nose
Seriously, stallion- A crypt? Crypt? A middle aged librarian from Iowa would know it’s a Crip, dude.
#4 — A Crypt? What do you think he is, a freakin’ Egyptian Pharoah?
It’s Crip, ya moron!
And Bloods wear red. Hence the name.
Claims are that Colin has stinky breath. I’m guessing cause he was eating a stinky.
Never mind. Bloods wear black bandanas. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloods
Then again, his name would be spelled Ckloin Farrel for Crip Killer.
OK, I’m done now.
Did you guys ever consider the fact that Stallion, was indeed, wondering if Colin Farrell was an Egyptian God and YOU guys are the idiots? Huh? Did that cross your minds?
How about that headline: Colin Farrell; Egyptian God or Crappy Actor? You decide.
PS: Stallion, please make sure you don’t get gangstas and cryptkeepers or pharoahs confused- it’s really hard to have your back.
crypt – n : a cellar or vault or underground burial chamber (especially beneath a church)
crypt = Not egyptian in any way
I am soooooo sorry. I can’t help myself. it’s life’s minutiae that keeps me in business.
Saint M.
Tom Cruise should do to KT’s placenta like Colin went at Nicole’s meat curtains: “eat it for breakfast, lunch and dinner”.
Of course, he’d have to find more room for his daily portion of COCK.
that’s not collin…
it’s eminem sporting a goatie
Look Colin Powell has more buzz right now that Colin Farrell-Farrell need this lawsuit to stay aline so he can get in the news every 30 days. He would have been better off to let it get out when he had some interest. And the chick- look at that flabby arm-
#6 He’s Irish. It’s his job to be a train wreck.
The video made both of them look like crap and that they smelled.
Look I fucked up, and I love the fact that everyone is getting on me about it, unlike the crybabies on this site…..
Fuck, I feel so MeganHarris!!! This is the worst feeling in the world. I’m going to go listen to “screwed” and cry myself to sleep……..
P.S. Thanks Papa for trying to help a fallen comrad, it look’s like you got some shit because of it too. Haters!!!! LOL
I heard about this whole sex tape thing and Colin Farrell. I’m not terribly surprised about the whole shit, he’s a pretty wild guy. I’m not sure what the hell is going on, nor do I care all that much…
HotNuts n’ Stallion. Your humanity is showing. Zip up please. It’s embarrassing.
What was more embarassing for him – the actual sex acts recorded on that video or the egghead he was sporting for the movie “Daredevil” at the time?
# 24 – My bad.
19: What do you have against the Irish? We happen to be very fun loving, good-looking, hilarious, alocoholic, feel-goodery type people. Except the ones who insist on growing prison pussy on their faces & actually go to rehab. Fucking pussy-ass quitters.
PapaHotNuts, how dare you try to take up for me you fucking asswipe…….
Is that better #24……
colin looks like napolean dynamite’s brother in the movie when he’s dressed all ghetto lol
“Much evidence is found that the ancient Egyptians worshipped a god they called ‘Kol-lin Fah-rel’ who is depicted in several murals guiding ships down the river of whiskey sours to his sexual crypt with his mystic staff. His powers are derived from his magestic goatee and beanie, which, when removed, leave him utterly impotent and without appeal.”
- Websters Encyclopedia on Egyptian History
You people need to check your facts.
P.S. Slobs 187, bitches.
Fuck you Stallion- if you were my horse, I shoot you with a pellet gun until you died. Then I’d have your hooves made into glue. I would take that glue and attach pictures of me and your mother to every store window in China, depicting the year of the Cock, except your mom would be on top of me, making it the year of the Hidden Cock.
There #24. I’m done. I hope you’re happy.
PapaHotNuts and Stallion
Do you guys feel like Nazi Germany?
Kinda. I’m being told what to do, and I fear for my gold fillings if I don’t do it.
I have a friend that swears she slept with him several times at the Madarin Oriental on Brickell. When he was down here shooting Miami Vice.
My best friends’ sisters’ brothers’ girlfriend saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
#28 & 31
Phew. Now I can relax.
I feared you had a C___________. (Can’t say out loud….dirty word here).
#34 You’ll know it’s true when her body parts start rotting and falling to the floor.
@34
Son of a whore!!!!!! When will you stop posting shit? First of all, you have no friends. Secondly, what the hell is “Madarin” Oriental? Thirdly, Colin Farrell being part of Miami Vice is a fucking travesty. And your “friend” is a slutbag.
@34
Son of a whore!!!!!! When will you stop posting shit? First of all, you have no friends. Secondly, what the hell is “Madarin” Oriental? Thirdly, Colin Farrell being part of Miami Vice is a fucking travesty. And your “friend” is a slutbag.
Mother Fuck!!!!!!!! One more multiple post and I’m just gonna take my fucking muscle relaxers, wash them down with a cocktail of NyQuil, Tussin, and vodka and go my ass to sleep.
“Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate’s life for me!”
Ay, I got me my bonnie wench here, whose heart be even darker than her ebony skin.
Holy Fucking Shit! My lightbulb just went off. MeganHarris is apparently from Florida (as per Post #34 cause she hangs with sluts who hang out on movie sets & fuck ugly guys for a living). What the hell was that bitch’s name, Katherine Harris, from Florida who was involved in the voting debacle in 2000? I swear it is Katherine Harris & it’s Megan Harris’ mom & 9-11 is megan harris’ fault. Thanks for making me have to walk 4 miles that day bitch!
#40: Yeah I did that afew hours ago to get rid of my explosive diahrrea and look what it’s doing to me. I have turned crazy.
the sex video was a huge letdown…they both were gross and totally tweaking…very unsexy sex
Not only is MeganHarris a buck-toothed cock-biter with a webbed vagina who brushes her teeth with hobo shit, but she’s also a liar: she doesn’t have any friends.
OshKosh, didn’t I already tell you to shut up and go back to Crapville? You have a webbed penis but it’s like all small like a spider web.
# 31 whats this sound?
Clippitty clop, clippitty clop, clippitty clop…….
I’m sure you have no idea, because I don’t know what sound a horse makes…..
It’s me running away into the sunset crying….
PapaHotNuts—OK, you have had your little jollies slamming me, my lifestyle, my looks… you can make fun of me, my fake hooves, my trips to starbucks. hell, you people can even joke about my mare liking to take it up the ass… but when you, you fucking dickhead, even mention my mother, you have reached an all new low. you can all laugh about how Italian Stallion is trying to be “king of attention” or whatever but keep my fucking mother out of it.
you want to touch off a sore spot with me so i dont post this fake shit anymore? you got it you dickhead.
ciao
I would have never thought of this myself, thanks trophywife……see post 79 of Kylie Minogue if any questions….lol
Sorry, Land-Man, I didn’t realize my flight had arrived! I’ll be off now, to my sweet hometown of Crapville. Me and my spider web penis that is so, so small. Give it a big sloppy kiss goodbye, and then you can go back to chewing on your crayons.
Lawd! That girl looks like Shar Jackson. That’s no compliment, either.
My complaint is that you guys are on here and no one has written me back about what Papa’s idea was. Check your e-mail pirate hooker!
#46 – It’s Mamacita that lives in Crapville because she’s a scatologist. If you would actually live here, you would know that. Outsider. Webbed penis? I have only seen a few of your posts today, but you sure are annoying. Go ride an ant bicycle around a penny with your spider penis.
@49
Sweetie, remember about the ant motorcycle, brains=gas and sadly, Land-Man just doesn’t have enough fuel. Maybe if it was a dime?
@46 Crapville is the awesomest!!! This chick I know from Crapville is, like, my best friend. Here’s a picture of her!!!!
NSFW
http://www.consumptionjunction.com/content/detail.asp?ID=52447