Colin Farrell and Kate Moss are allegedly phone-dating after they started bonding in rehab. An insider is quoted as saying: “Since they’re both working on their sobriety, they completely understand the struggle. Plus, they both happen to be very attracted to one another.”
You know it’s true too, because they were photographed together in a car. See that picture? With your eyes? Yeah, that’s a real picture. I made took it myself. And afterwards they took off their clothes and started making out. Just give me a couple more hours with Photoshop and I’ll prove it.
Obadiah | March 24, 2006 at 2:47 pm
Colon looks hungry.
staticbumblebee | March 24, 2006 at 2:48 pm
2nd, bitches.
Italian Stallion | March 24, 2006 at 2:49 pm
She must have gotten tired of talking to Pat Obrien from the insider!!!!!!!!!
sunglassali | March 24, 2006 at 2:53 pm
Kate must still be on drugs to be dating such a lame excuse for a man!
krisdylee | March 24, 2006 at 2:54 pm
Now if that isn’t the makings of a long-term healthy relationship that will be the stuff of legends for years to come, I don’t know what would be….
Lala | March 24, 2006 at 2:57 pm
Blame it on the cocaine-goggles.
Jayvee | March 24, 2006 at 3:06 pm
Phone dating.
That’s hot.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | March 24, 2006 at 3:59 pm
Is Kate Moss pretty? Is Colin Farrell hot? What’s the price of beans?
I have so many questions…
Jacq | March 24, 2006 at 4:10 pm
Ok, Pete Doherty’s been all up in that. Disgusting. I can’t believe that there is a man out there willing to hit that with anyone’s junk. Wait, who’s dirtier? Colin or Pete?
#3 – Just say ‘yes’. When you see him, just look at him and say ‘yes’.
PapaHotNuts | March 24, 2006 at 4:11 pm
Phone dating is almost as lame as cyber-sex. Hey Lala, # 6, what are you wearing right now?
Jacq | March 24, 2006 at 4:17 pm
#8 – Oshkosh, who do you think is hotter Colin of MeganHarris’ boyfriend? Lol
Jacq | March 24, 2006 at 4:18 pm
*oops* or
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | March 24, 2006 at 4:25 pm
MeganHarris’ boyfriend is the hottest guy ever. Plus he’s sweet, kind, he likes to talk about his feelings, he bakes brownies when she’s having her period, and clips her toenails with his teeth. How I wish MeganHarris’ boyfriend could be mine, but alas he’s been captivated by her – forever.
Italian Stallion | March 24, 2006 at 4:35 pm
Jacq ……lol
p.s. I think I ran over Meganharris’ boyfriend last night while driving around with Pete Doherty….It was hard to concentrate with all the crack smoke and Nicole giving us all head……
hafaball | March 24, 2006 at 4:53 pm
That’s gonna be a weird and wild sex tape!
Jacq | March 24, 2006 at 5:18 pm
You guys are hilarious! LMFAO. Love it! Love it! Love it! What a dreamboat. Let’s give him the best funeral ever!
M@ce | March 24, 2006 at 5:21 pm
MeganHarris’ boyfriend poops Godiva chocolates, pees champagne and his breath smells like a meadow of flowers after a summer shower.
mamacita | March 24, 2006 at 5:53 pm
#17
You forgot to add that he ejaculates hot white chocolate.
gigi | March 24, 2006 at 7:01 pm
I have to remember that if I ever become addicted to blow, I should hook up w/ someone who is also. But only after a month at rehab. We can snort lines off eachother’s asses. Sexy.
I don’t believe this story — I think Kate Luvs Pete 4-eva…
MissyDra | March 24, 2006 at 9:01 pm
I need to get me a MeganHarris’ boyfriend.
Vikalicious | March 24, 2006 at 9:17 pm
if you can post a totally fabricated picture why can’t you post my puppet story? the people need to know the truth!
Ms Crackalackin | March 24, 2006 at 9:30 pm
Kate’s given more rides than Seabiscuit! Does she go more than a month between boy toys? At least Colin is easy on the eyes, unlike Peter!
lebowski | March 24, 2006 at 11:33 pm
Yes, but Pete shits bags full of smack and pisses Colt 45 and kool aid. Bet what’s-her-face’s boyfriend doesn’t do that.
derekd | March 24, 2006 at 11:39 pm
The question isn’t did he fuck her. The question is did he fuck her in the ass? I hear he’s quite fond of anal penetration. Giving and recieving.
LADY-CROFT | March 25, 2006 at 10:19 am
one word: whore
CheekyChops | March 25, 2006 at 10:47 am
After shagging Pete Doherty the only way is up IMO.
HughJorganthethird | March 25, 2006 at 1:29 pm
That’s the great thing about coke, you have all these wicked conversations with people then in the morning you can’t quite recall what any of them where about.
gogoboots | March 25, 2006 at 2:26 pm
Colin Farrell is a vast improvement for Kate, IF this is true…
prideofchucky | March 25, 2006 at 3:14 pm
Wow, that picture is photoshopped? couldn’t tell. Seamless, baby, seamless…
Charlaurz McHall | March 25, 2006 at 3:41 pm
man, it must be awesome to be Kate Moss’s daughter.. the strange, drug addicted rancid men wandering around the house, the fun party sugar lying around everywhere, the occassional police bust, and hearing your mum get her rocks off over the phone. What a fun life she is having, i am sure she will grow up to be very well adjusted…
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LaydeeBug | March 25, 2006 at 6:31 pm
When Colin comes on the tv screen I change the channel. They’ll both be sniffin, sucking and shooting in a matter of weeks. The guy is so repulsive to me. I have never been so unattracted to an attractive man in my life. I’d fuck Kate before fucking him. Oh GOD what am I saying????
Lala | March 26, 2006 at 12:20 am
PapaHotNuts, I’ll guess most guys here would be hoping for a description of a 90:10 skin to outfit ratio. And I’m hoping I’m wearing half of Neiman’s, including the Jewelry section, on my bod. But the truth hurts, so let’s just both use our imaginations instead. :)
ning_ning | March 26, 2006 at 2:11 am
What great sex two coke-heads, limp dick colin and all about coke kate! That’s a great match made in coke heaven to their dealer.
TaiTai | March 27, 2006 at 12:15 am
What exactly is “phone-dating”? So they are talking on the phone, whoa, news flash. I think I am “computer dating” Owen Wilson because I look at his picture as often as possible online. In fact I think we are going to have a computer baby any day now. We will name her Apple. (Sorry I couldn’t resist that one.)
Spindoc | March 27, 2006 at 3:19 pm
I’m sorry, he just looks like he smells like week old B.O., Dirty scalp and Old Cigarettes.
Jacq | March 27, 2006 at 3:42 pm
#35 – Old scalp?! Awesome!! Spot on observation Spindoc, spot-on.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | March 27, 2006 at 7:06 pm
English people are cute how they say “spot on”.
glamour_bitch | March 28, 2006 at 4:54 am
Too bad Kate is a coke head… she used to be quite beautiful actually.
HollywoodSnark | January 2, 2007 at 9:28 am
lol, i hope that isn’t the real picture the tabloids put out as ‘proof’!
Casino | October 30, 2007 at 12:46 pm
#39
hilarious!!
cheap r4 | February 2, 2010 at 4:19 am
I suppose Colin can be compared to Matt McC in that they are both a little left to centre, but he’s quite sexy with it, unlike old Matt. Matt is all tanned dork , sweaty bandanas, belting volleyballs around the beach and yelling, but not one bit sexy :)