Colin Farrell and Kate Moss have sexy conversations

Superficial | March 24, 2006 - 1:57 pm

Colin Farrell and Kate Moss are allegedly phone-dating after they started bonding in rehab. An insider is quoted as saying: “Since they’re both working on their sobriety, they completely understand the struggle. Plus, they both happen to be very attracted to one another.”

You know it’s true too, because they were photographed together in a car. See that picture? With your eyes? Yeah, that’s a real picture. I made took it myself. And afterwards they took off their clothes and started making out. Just give me a couple more hours with Photoshop and I’ll prove it.